Brownie19

The best I have is that you're Marcus Camby.

You're f***ing right we do.

I'm 6'1 215 and I look like a pretty average dude IMO. You and Grant are Manute Bol and Bol Bol I think. Depending on which one of you is older.

I just spoke to my pilot friend. He's at Pearson right now. Hasn't spotted Ohtani yet. Apparently he doesn't fly Air Transit? He's going to check the Swoop lineup. I'll report back.

He's going to break my dick out of this chastity cage soon!

Good to see Jerb is back. He's the only person I trust to break the news around here.

Sounds like a battle of the giants is about to go down. Grant's a giant too isn't he? 3 way battle to the death.

6'8" - mental note to stop chirping Dick.

How the f*** are people supposed to work in a time like this?

You have no idea if that's true. You don't. Don't pretend you do. Braves, O's and TB won a combined 1 playoff game this year. Playoffs are a crapshoot.

FFS, it's like Jays24 and jaysblue f***ed and had a child.

Yeah - I don't know if you can compare this to Bryce Harper coming back from TJS to play 1st base. Given Ohtani will be working back to pitch again, I suspect the restrictions would be different than they were for Harper.

Obviously not, or he wouldn't have brought up projections...

I just put the Jays brothers on ignore. You're wasting your time responding to morons.

3rd: Manoah for Reds infielder (Marte, Steer, etc.) 2nd: In-house (Schneider, Biggio, Espy) LF: Dumpster diving. LF is one of the easiest positions to fill in baseball. Renfroe, Duvall, etc. Vets will want to play LF in Toronto if we land Ohtani and Yama.

3 years, $45M for Candyman + $15M club option

That could very well be true. It would be a lot more consistent with the recent cost of good defensive CFers (Bader for 1.5 years of Montgomery). Thorpe + fillers for Soto could very well be the deal. Would the Jays want to move Ricky + fillers for 1 year of Soto? Maybe they didn't?

Easy there. You'll confuse him with all those facts. Can someone message me when jaysblue is done with his weekly rant about how s***** Atkins is? It just never stops.

Enough with the broken record s*** man.

I'm pretty sure he's already made up his mind...

To be fair - I am surprised that Grisham is seemingly just a throw in player. They paid a lot to get him (at the time) and between the recent Bader (for Montgomery) and Varsho trades, I would have thought Grisham would have provided more in return.

If by "most" you're talking about people in the general public, then yes, that's probably true. But it's also true that the vast majority of the public (or, let's refer to them as casual fans) are ignorant and stupid. Why on earth would you poll the public or give a f*** what they think? (and yes - that's essentially what democracy is, but that's another discussion altogether). If you polled those within a knowledgeable baseball circle, I suspect most would suggest Atkins has done a solid/good job to date. We've circled around the value of playoff wins far too often. I don't think you grasp the subject very well, so let's leave that one alone. Just know that it's not as cut and dry as you believe.

You can have mine if you want it. I was kind of sick of non-stick pans and I'd heard all these great things about cast iron pans (no chemical coatings, better flavor, etc. I watched videos on people cooking steaks in them and they looked amazing. I thought I'd look like a f***ing BOSS with one, so I bought it. What I failed to realize is that my wife does most of the cooking and she had ZERO interest in learning how to use it, how to clean it, how to store it, etc. I gave it a half assed effort, but didn't realize how f***ing heavy they are and how vitally important it is to make sure they are 100% dry before you store them. I also didn't find the taste of my food to be noticeably better anyway. Mine is now all rusted out and a POS. It's so disappointing that I can't be a cast iron pan snob like I'd hoped to. Instead, I've done a bit more research on non-stick pans (and that technology continues to improve) and trained my wife better. It works for us. tldr - I'm too busy and don't give a f*** enough to look after a cast iron pan and I didn't think the difference in taste wasn't worth prioritizing that time.

I wouldn't be upset if Stephen A Smith got hit by a car, or was found to be a pedo or something. I have no idea why he has an audience.

Anyone who won't eat leftover pizza that's been left on the counter overnight is f***ing dead to me.