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  1. Howard Roark
    Very good. That was actually a witty retort. You're improving. Much better than posting nonsensical .gifs that you don't understand.
  2. Howard Roark
    What did you find about losing any gains you may have made whilst on the supplement? People tell me that you get huge whilst using, but quickly fall back off once you withdraw the dosage.
  3. Howard Roark
    Well about 40% of the men downtown and at work seem to be, judging by the looks I get from them. Ugh. Almost gotten myself into trouble quite a few times before calming myself down. THAT was the biggest shock about finally getting my ass into shape in my mid-twenties. Now I know what girls talk about regarding "creepy" guys. They insist on trying to make eye-contact with you constantly even when you've made it abundantly clear that you have no desire to either sodomize them, nor be sodomized by them. They're suckers for punishment, they seem to crave constant rejection for some strange reason. Yeah..........so, the baseballs team is looking pretty darn average these days, gents, no?
  4. Howard Roark
    I guess to some people saying you work out on the reg is akin to claiming to have walked on the moon. Reveals a little something about them, doesn't it?
  5. Howard Roark
    Nah, just act like that on here to screw with the lifers when news is slow. I'm actually NOT one of those cocky over-compensating morons IRL, they manage to annoy me even more than the lazy slovenly haters who get mad because you're improving yourself when they can't be bothered to put down the burrito and put in a good hour a few days a week.
  6. Howard Roark
    rofl I guess he'd already exhausted the supply on gay porn on the 'tubes.
  7. Howard Roark
    Yeah tell me about it. Man, a whole lot of bitter guys on here who act like someone hitting the gym is some sort of unbelievable feat that must be proven to strangers online. Like I said, I'll meet up IRL, but I'm not about to start posting pics of my body on here for you guys, that's just a little too bit homoerotic for me, sorry.
  8. Howard Roark
    No, for all I know someone from work posts on here too. The last thing I need is the s*** I say on here bleeding into my career, didn't that mall-cop on here get ass-raped IRL because of that s*** a while back on the old board? Fuuuuuuck that s***. I'm down to meet up IRL with you housebound freaks but post my pic on here? Not a chance.
  9. Howard Roark
    That's bad enough, to be honest. But also acne, erratic mood-swings, oily skin, impotence, not to mention damage to your internal organs (kidneys mostly, if I remember correctly). I'm fortunate enough to build muscle easily anyhow, I'm solidly built even without the gym, heavy bone structure. My pops is still a tank at 66, must get it from him. I Just stick to protein shakes and foods that promote muscle growth naturally.
  10. Howard Roark
    http://img2.nairaland.com/attachments/1247957_allison-stokke-05_jpg7fe097029a86894209d3c1a063c0054e Oh dear god.............my balls, they are about to burst. Baseball? What?!
  11. Howard Roark
    Don't worry, we'll trade Sanchez/Stroman+ for a 1-2 win upgrade at SP so we can win 86 games. Your patience shall be rewarded.
  12. Howard Roark
    So glad that I don't. And a tip for you, nobody likes a memefag. If you're over the age of 14 that s*** is just sad.
  13. Howard Roark
    I think it's tied into that whole desperate-sounding message a mod put out a lil while back about "needing to grow the board" and "welcoming new members". Apparently they believe that they need to allow mentally-ill trolls to infest this board also for some strange reason. Perhaps they believe that more activity is always better, even if it is zee and/or dogg cluttering the place up. Kinda strange really, as that was the reason this place was created initially.
  14. Howard Roark
    Enjoy the fappage.
  15. Howard Roark
    Missed what, exactly? You're memefagging your way through defending your apparently black boyfriend, not much to miss kiddo.
  16. Howard Roark
    Yeah, I got that from the other guy. You forget, not everyone tries to base their social life around an online baseball message board. I don't know who you people are, nor what you look like thankfully.
  17. Howard Roark
    https://www.google.ca/search?q=allison+stokke&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=fbKRUvqXJIn02QW2Cw&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=821
  18. Howard Roark
    Explain this one too, while you're at it. You're a strange little munchkin.
  19. Howard Roark
    I'm trying in vain to decipher the significance of a gorilla overlooking a flying lawnmower, and it's possible relevance to anger, and coming up empty.
  20. Howard Roark
    Vitamin D is always a good thing, no matter how dark you are, you beastly racist. Just sick of seeing the dude's avatar, to be honest. Hasn't he been starting like 99% of all new threads around here for the past few months? I mean, holy crap...........guy (presumably) lives in a tropical climate and spends his life indoors in a race to be the first to post every single piece of near-irrelevant non-news as if his life depended on it. Blows my mind........
  21. Howard Roark
    Holy f*** man, is your dick going to fall off if you fail to rack up at least 500 posts a day? Jesus Christ man, go soak up some sun FFS.
  22. Howard Roark
    Even drugged I'm sure I could put you in the hospital. Someone who hangs out on a message board 19 hours a day 7 days a week isn't exactly going to be in peak physical condition.
  23. Howard Roark
    Rofl Edit: why would I expect you to pay for me? In the heterosexual community, men don't pay for other men's tab unless they owe them or are friends/family. Now you know.
  24. Howard Roark
    Hah yeah I saw that, was gonna post my cell # for him but thought better of it.
  25. Howard Roark
    Lol In all seriousness though, never touched any PED. I've heard/read enough horror stories about them, and frankly I don't need them.
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