Howard Roark
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Sorry brother, whatever I don't invest or save goes on drugs.
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DBacks-Wsox trade Addison Reed for Matt Davidson.
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Dude gets paid good money to play baseball for a living in a country that has gorgeous women who get wet for black men. Don't worry about Chocolate Lightning, he's doing just fine. -
Yes, we all know you're a spiccy porch-monkey already. Got any other schtick?
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Oh hey Angry Rioter. Are you going to start another 16 threads today?
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You're still butthurt that I put you in your place a few months back eh?
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Well gents, gotta be up at 6 for my high-powered finance job that I drive my luxury high-end sedan to. 'night. xoxo Penis.
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Everyone in the industry knows that if you're having trouble getting it up after snorting a few grams you just hire a hooker to kneel under your desk all afternoon and fluff you orally. The gains aren't permanent, granted, but you'd still have a good time.
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Penis, cum swallowing, steroid-taking, penis-size discussion, penis, baseball, steroids, penis, cum, and jelqing. You know, the usual.
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Man, you two need to get together at the Official Toronto Blue Jays Message Board IRL Battleground and settle this one like men. Like 100 pages of almost-exclusive back-and-forth about the relative shittyness to be expected from 2B for us next year.
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Finally.....Blue Jays signed infielder Jared Goedert
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Quick somebody, start a 16172716271627-page argument-thread about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
That s*** actually works?!??!?!!?!? -begins immediately-
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lol I am jealous if true. I'd seriously get into porn if I was hung like that, no joke.
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Shaun Marcum signs minor league deal with Indians.
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
You end up saying that a lot IRL, don't you? Pity. -
It's a penis forum now. We discuss penises, and sperm. And steroids, that too.
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rofl There's a better one, a .gif of him sitting in the back of a car, turning to look at the camera with a depraved smile........
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Why, did you have a penis argument with him too? And don't you be jealous of my penis. Your weenie will be touched by a woman someday, so long as you pay her first.
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This is 110% true. I'm a cum-guzzling manwhore. I f***ing love cum in my mouth.
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I'm 7 1/3 buddy. To be honest most of the time they can only go for like 20 mins or so before they ask me to stop. lol A couple of my buddies are over 8, (one black, one half-black lol stereotypes) but to be honest anything over like 6, if you know what you're doing, is enough to make a girl cum.
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RealGM Raptors board is way more interesting than this place right now, at least one Toronto team realizes it's time for the rebuild, and they're looking to be a playoff team by default right now. WTF is this loser team's excuse? Honestly, if they don't want to fire AA right now, just kidnap Beeston and bury his ass alive face-down in the woods somewhere, and tell Alex that his job is safe and that ownership wants a rebuild. That would be the best way forward. The guy is afraid to go in the right direction because that would mean admitting failure. Goddamn illogical org.
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lol The joke has to centre around tweezers, man. You're not doing it right.
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I remember back when we were 19 or so, my cuz did a cycle. The dumb f*** (skinny, like 5'11" and 150lbs) didn't even work out during the whole time, and STILL started getting huge. Of course, it all disappeared once he got off it.
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Shaun Marcum signs minor league deal with Indians.
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I'm rooting for you man. It's not too late for you, remember that. We love you. -
Before I forget, what is the significance of your avatar format? Always with the burger (Big Mac?) in front of a face? Curious.......
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Wanna meet up and rub our penises against each others'?
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To be honest I only spam that s*** because it riles so many of you up. rofl I'll stop now though.