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  1. TwistedLogic
    LOL, Holy f***! I thought this guy was trolling us! He's actually that dumb! http://i.gyazo.com/ace59f99b1e8af90bc9e153f3d117164.png
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    Did you say weams? http://i.gyazo.com/fb6bda5d5269fb36f1d3b0aaf21df8e5.png
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    http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg
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    Excerpt from Baltimore Sun article (click for redirect): http://i.gyazo.com/b07bde6484b8b75273c9c28b68d1aa44.png
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    Haven't you heard? Bautista's nipples leak of steroids, and Donaldson is a terrible, immoral child beater who hates Christmas. They would both immediately regress into utter garbage after being traded, because they'd no longer be benefiting from Blue Jays sign stealing. They're below Oriole standards. Maybe if the Jays signed Everth Cabrera and included him in the deal...
  6. TwistedLogic
    Why? He's an O's fan.
  7. TwistedLogic
    No. Anyone with any ties to the Jays that has actually spoken up on it has only done so to openly s*** on the idea.
  8. TwistedLogic
    Do you pronounce your name in the traditional manner of "tess-ti-culls" or are you like the Greek god of scrotums, and pronounce your name like Pericles, Hercules, etc? This carries significance in how I will judge you, so please answer truthfully.
  9. TwistedLogic
    lmfao, O's fans have to be fuming about this whole thing. Regardless of what happens, they have to live with the fact that Duq clearly wants nothing to do with them. It's like that clingy freak that'll do anything to hang on for dear life, and when the person finally breaks down and submits, they'll still be upset knowing the person wanted out. Duquette: Alright, we couldn't work out a deal, I'm staying. I'm still here. O's fans: "BUT YOU DON'T LOVE US ANYMORE! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US? LOVE US! LOVE US! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US?"
  10. TwistedLogic
    Dan Connolly is Baltimore's Mike Wilner. He doesn't deserve recognition.
  11. TwistedLogic
    I'd probably agree with you if it was a different situation, but I think most people aren't actually targeting the troll himself, we just understand that half the O's board is currently viewing this thread and we're taking advantage of the opportunity the troll has given us to talk s*** to them indirectly. It fits, because he pretty much represents all of their general beliefs. http://i.gyazo.com/05e7bfbe17b155b83638742ba069a067.png It's less ganging up on someone who's asking for it and more burning the guy in the middle of the town square to be made an example of.
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    I seriously think that the above image of Donaldson and Machado is an absolutely brilliant depiction of the Jays and the O's. Here I am going about my business, not realizing that you exist, and oh wait, there you are inexplicably throwing the most overacted tantrum for the most petty baby back ******** fathomable. Donaldson didn't even look at Machado until Machado flipped his s*** and created a scene, at which point Donaldson simply stood there and laughed in disbelief/confusion over whatever the f*** was going on.
  13. TwistedLogic
    The only logical theory I can think of is that the butthurt Orioles fan base developed a seething hatred for the Jays between 2010 and 2011, when the Jays trashed them to the tune of a 27-9 record over those two years. Seeing as how zero of them are over the Cito thing that happened 20 years ago, it seems pretty likely that the distaste of being stomped for two years has probably carried over, and it's further evolved with all of the additional butthurt they've developed over Bautista and Edwin apparently being on PEDs (ironic), the Jays stealing signs in every stadium they go to, and Lawrie being a douchebag that is clearly still employed by the team. When you go 15-3 in the season series against a division rival, and you're already used to being a whiny bitch that has a hard time getting over things, you'll probably look for excuses like "Roidtista" or "Man in White" to help fill the very obvious hole in your soul.
  14. TwistedLogic
    lol @ the Shartimore Orioles drawing only 100K more fans than the Jays last year, despite making it to the playoffs. The angst and insecurities coming for O's fans is clearly drawn from the fact that they know their team is going to be s*** next year, they're raging that their FO didn't do anything, and they're begging for someone to blame or project onto.
  15. TwistedLogic
    Huhuhu, jus look at them dam cuhnadiens, bet they all shave with axes huhuhu, typical cuhnadien savagees, do he use a screw draver as a tewth brush? huhuhuhu, wear's his hoarse? huhu, is them stuff on he's neck maple surrup? huhuhuhuhu freedomhuhuhu oil huhuhu guns huhuhuhuhuhuhu
  16. TwistedLogic
    I'm legitimately marveled with the fact that with all of the shots they've taken at you, nobody has said anything about your display picture.
  17. TwistedLogic
    Let's not get carried away.
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    That isn't his daughter?
  19. TwistedLogic
    I think Old Man Weams just asked our very own "The King" to a dance. There's your prom date.
  20. TwistedLogic
    My source, who I will not name (but some of you may have heard referred to as Ken Rosenthal) has just personally informed me that the Jays and the Orioles have struck a deal that will send executive of the year Dan Duquette to Toronto in exchange for Ricky "The Dragon" Romero and Dioner "Eat, Eat, Eat, Repeat" Navarro. The Jays were ultimately successful in calling the Orioles bluff; when Angelos demanded a package centered around Jeff Hoffman, Ed Rogers spat on the floor in disgust and retorted with Romero and Navarro, saying "take it or leave it", knowing full well that his carefully engineered sabotage had inflicted enough damage to the O's front office that it had become impossible for them to keep Duquette on without engaging a plethora of controversy. The O's, accepting this fact and finally reaching a point of exhaustion with the whole ordeal, begrudgingly accepted. It is being reported that at this point, Ed Rogers jumped into the air with glee, hopped into his Daewoo Lanos, rolled down the window and bellowed "Im a muthaf***in " before driving off in a frenzy with all of his many hoes.
  21. TwistedLogic
    weams probably has a legitimate claim to being the dumbest person I've ever encountered on the internet. And that's without counting how much of a sick creep he comes off as all the time. He's either ill or old as f***.
  22. TwistedLogic
    Wouldn't be surprised if Crain ends up the MiLB deal of the year.
  23. TwistedLogic
    Who's defense? Goins? lol
  24. TwistedLogic
    Also... "Kubatko hears that the Orioles are pushing for more substantial compensation as a trade-off for not filing tampering charges against the Blue Jays", how is that not illegal? Isn't that essentially blackmail? I don't think I hate anyone in baseball more than I hate Buster f***ing Olney. His existence genuinely irritates me.
  25. TwistedLogic
    Except Weeks was decent last year, where as Cabrera was garbage. Cabrera wasn't even good defensively in 2014; he's shown absolutely nothing since the PED suspension. Add that to the fact that he's a head case, a pain in the ass and a media disaster and he has no appeal to me, and I'd be surprised if the Jays would consider him for anything more than a minor league deal.
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