"Duh, I suck this year and can't get guys out. We put on the shift and the batter didn't follow the unwritten rule of hitting the ball to one of the defenders with the shift on to get himself out. HOW DARE HE! It's not like a batter's job is to get on base, advance runners, score runs, bring runners in, and it's not like baseball is about winning. I can't own up to the fact I suck this year and had a bad outing so clearly I need to blame someone else. You don't hear Rasmus bitching about how it's not fair for us to put on a shift, to get him out at a better rate or at least have a better chance at getting him out, even though he's struggling offensively. See, that's the unwritten rule. If you're struggling with the bat, we put a shift on, and then you must hit into it. You can't complain. If he did I'd cry like a baby about that. Der. We were caught off guard so it's bad mmkay!"