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  1. Deadpool
    I *VERY CLEARLY* identified my comment as "reductio ad absurdum", if you can't figure out how to google what that means, maybe you should skip the reply next time.
  2. Deadpool
    The Catholic Church has done a number on a lot of you f***ers. If you can't appreciate the simple comedic joy of a man caught masturbating in the parking lot of a dollar store, then I don't know where any of you find happiness.
  3. Deadpool
    I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.
  4. Deadpool
    He was in his f***ing car. I say this again, don't let your 7 year old look into the cars of strangers. "My kid broke into someone's house and he was masturbating to some VERY graphic porn!" Yes, reductio ad absurdum, but seriously, who the f*** stares into cars of strangers? I pass hundreds of cars daily and for all I know, all of them could have someone jackin' it feverishly inside. I don't f***ing know 'cause I don't f***ing look 'cause what happens in there is none of my goddamn business.
  5. Deadpool
    What if he was doing it ON Children. What if the only way he can get off is if it's on children... My god.... What if he has to eat children to get off!
  6. Deadpool
    I'm just drunk. Power has nothing to do with it.
  7. Deadpool
    "Hey, at least this shows y'all I'm not juicing!"
  8. Deadpool
    Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say that's an overpay for Kevin Pillar.
  9. Deadpool
    Ha, he said "Stroke" and "Hard".
  10. Deadpool
    It would be an important lesson for your daughter in respecting people's privacy by not looking into random cars.
  11. Deadpool
    I don't think you can get "lit up" by 3 batters. The most runs you could possibly give up would be 6, that's assuming you came in with the bases loaded and gave up three straight homers, and those first 3 runs would be credited to the pitcher that loaded the bases to begin with. 6 runs isn't ideal, but like... don't bring in a gas can with the bases loaded, I guess?
  12. Deadpool
    Handful of Reese?
  13. Deadpool
    Yep, that right there is the PERFECT example.
  14. Deadpool
    Nobody with #69. Bunch of cowards.
  15. Deadpool
    I love the subtle implication here that the Yankees are up to their beardless faces in this stuff, but nobody can investigate the golden boys!
  16. Deadpool
    The off season SUCKS. Pitchers and catchers reporting (to the parking lot, amirite?) is going to pick up the chatter...
  17. Deadpool
    I think the issue was more with saying "yeah, no this guy is TOTALLY a hitter as well as a pitcher, yeah, absolutely!" to circumvent the 13 pitcher max rule.
  18. Deadpool
    This is more funny to me than anything, doesn't sound like anyone was "harmed" (meaning, nothing suggests he was intentionally trying to get people to look), so really, I can't see it being a big deal. If he's whipping his dick out and showing it to people who do not want to see it, that's one thing, this sounds like the dude was just in the mood to crank one out and didn't really consider the consequences. Going to be a lot of jokes for the rest of his career (and life), though, and I will happily make them all. Edit: Sweatpants around his ankles though man, that's the comedy cherry on this hilarious sundae.
  19. Deadpool
    The way I read it is that they can either pitch in games, or hit in games until both 20 innings pitched, or 20 games started (with at least 3ABs). So if Ohtani were debuting this year, he'd have to get 20 games as a position player, and 20 innings as a pitcher before he could be called a "two way player", then he can be used as either going forward, and all future seasons (provided he qualified the year before, like... if he only bats in 2020, then he needs 20 innings pitched in 2021 before he can be listed as a two way player again...) I like the changes, don't see much of a negative from any of them.
  20. Deadpool
    I think Font did quite well in the opener role, and if that's the best place to use him, I don't mind if the guy giving us 5 good innings does it from 3-7...
  21. Deadpool
    Okay, I get that Pillar is right handed, but calling him a "hitter" is questionable at best.
  22. Deadpool
    Baseball teams have 162 games to prove if they suck or not, we don't need more teams in the playoffs. We sure as s*** don't need short series and gimmicks that let inferior teams fluke out wins.
  23. Deadpool
    I think that training time could probably be used more effectively, but I don't have an issue with players trying to figure out sign stealing in principle, no. It's the use of technology pitch to pitch that I really don't like.
  24. Deadpool
    It's astounding that they replaced Bud Selig with someone who seems even worse than Bud f***ing Selig.
  25. Deadpool
    Save it for the other forum, kids.
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