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Nice. That'll move his +/- to a healthy -45874

We are done and you haven't even started.

Annnnnnnnnd with that Carlos Danger can have Kevin's team if he wants it.

Just Havok to pick and then we are finally done. RIP Waiver Drafts.

Patrick Murphy is blowing people away and touching 98? Were we too low on him??? Maybe he is our Indians Ace; our Clevinger, Bieber, etc. (the umps + his own defense have blown three outs for him)

Nobody noticed? What do you want people to do, give them a trophy for winning a regular season game? Do they deserve a bunch of ink spilled about how they've figured it all out based on one win? They've been a let down all season long. People expected a top 4 team in the conference, not a fringe playoff team. They need to go on a real winning streak to deserve any cookies.

You can plop people onto it now if you want Once these last two owners make their final picks I will put everyone on waivers. Watch your emails around that time for a short memo on our transaction rules this season as we transition to a now true dynasty league.

Okay, I have had enough waiver draft. We have four picks left. These owners can all pick right now. It's a free for all for the last four selections! Twist and Trout -- Burrito Boyz -- Twist and Trout -- Ten Cent Beer Night --

More likely: - One of Bichette or Vlad is not very productive - The OF is a mess for most of the year. Grichuk has a .290 OBP. CF is a black hole. - Tellez gets like 500 PA as 1B/DH and sucks. - Shaw does not bounce back enough to have value. - Someone good has a major injury. - Two of Anderson, Shoemaker, and Roark limp to 1 WAR seasons with bloated ERAs. - Nate Pearson comes up but is not an instant Ace. - None of the value BP signings (Dolis, Bass, Shun) pay big profits.

No chance, but they likely wouldn't have to eat the whole contract. Would Boston really say no if a team swooped in and said they would eat say 70%?

We just do straight 12 hour clocks in the DDL. You are up now. Might as well just pick two guys. If you somehow, some way, snipe Havok you can try again.

The Five Year Plan -- elite sp rp gant Off Daily -- Scott Barlow (insert clever name) -- Joe Kelly Seniors Circuit -- Jaylin Davis The Five Year Plan -- Kolby Allard The New Matt Olsons -- Cam Bedrosian The Eze -- Marwin Gonzalez Twist and Trout -- Burrito Boyz -- Twist and Trout -- Ten Cent Beer Night --

Probably better than Prime Malkin, yes. Lots of his points are McDavid influenced though. It's funny... kind of like Crosby-Malkin all over again.

I think we use the same stats so you could just do rotisserie scores for all the top teams using the past season's raw accumulated stat data and crown the interleague roto champ. I doubt there would be enough interest in actually setting up a new league.

Wow. I mean, Bohm is a solid prospect, but one of those things is not like the others.

I am aware of this. There is a toggle in Fantrax. I figured we would allow it now because we can. In real life the teams can replace the player, right. We also still have an IL limit of 5 for now because the "prevent teams from adding injured players" option is a paid option in Fantrax. I wanted to make the IL infinite but prevent red-flag adds, but alas.

Twist and Trout --> Hansel Alberto, for some reason Burrito Boyz -- Dexter Fowler The War Pigs -- Jake Fraley Ten Cent Beer Night -- Tyler Beede The Butt Stallions -- Drew Smyly Taijuan On! -- Rowan Wick ISO Horny -- Kyle Crick Twist and Trout -- Jordan Yamamoto Twist and Trout -- Yusmeiro Petit The Beach Cowboys -- Nicholas Burdi The True Cardinals -- Roberto Perez The Bryce is Right -- Kurtis Suzuki Saskatchewan 54's (Skip this pick) The Five Year Plan -- elite sp rp gant Off Daily -- Scott Barlow (insert clever name) -- Joe Kelly Seniors Circuit -- Jaylin Davis The Five Year Plan -- Kolby Allard The New Matt Olsons The Eze Twist and Trout Burrito Boyz Twist and Trout Ten Cent Beer Night

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Jesus H. Christ. The college stats certainly don't look like they support 80 speed, 70 raw power... 106 games, 6 HR, 23 SB and 8 CS, .323/.388/.477

too many memes!

Chris Sale sore elbow, getting an MRI. RIP in pieces

Alright we'll just skip your final waiver pick then. Check for emails about everyone going on waivers when it's over.

2035 Anthony Alford, assistant manager at Home Depot, is once again in line for a promotion to manager. This is his fourth chance - on three previous occasions, head office ended up going with someone else, despite Alford's contagious smile and obvious raw-management ability. On one of those occasions Alford had all but been offered the job when he ruptured his achilles in a forklift accident, requiring surgery that kept him from working for three months. He knows this time is a make-or-break scenario. If he doesn't get the promotion, he'll have to put in for a transfer so he can start over with a fresh slate. He stands outside the automatic doors before his shift and thumbs his name tag. Anthony. The name of his father. The name his mother chose for him. He thinks about how his name has brought pride and shame to his family. Being a high MLB draft pick, playing college football, being ranked as Toronto's #1 baseball prospect... the publicity from his 2012 weapons charge, his mother's 2012 charges, his family home burning down in 2017, him washing out of baseball in humiliating fashion that spring in 2020, the fried rice incident in Korea... He closes his eyes and says quietly to himself, "I'm proud of who I am and where I've been. I'm Anthony Alford." Eyes still closed, he takes four large and confident steps into the store, forgetting the tall display of dimmer switches he set up near the front door yesterday. He walks forcefully into the display, the metal rack loudly crashes to the floor and merchandise scatters everywhere. He looks up to see his retiring manager shaking his head, sadly.

Twist and Trout --> Hansel Alberto, for some reason Burrito Boyz -- Dexter Fowler The War Pigs -- Jake Fraley Ten Cent Beer Night -- Tyler Beede The Butt Stallions -- Drew Smyly Taijuan On! -- Rowan Wick ISO Horny -- Kyle Crick Twist and Trout -- Jordan Yamamoto Twist and Trout -- Yusmeiro Petit The Beach Cowboys -- Zack Burdi The True Cardinals -- Roberto Perez The Bryce is Right Saskatchewan 54's (Skip this pick) The Five Year Plan Off Daily (insert clever name) Seniors Circuit The Five Year Plan The New Matt Olsons The Eze Twist and Trout Burrito Boyz Twist and Trout Ten Cent Beer Night

Twist and Trout --> Hansel Alberto, for some reason Burrito Boyz -- Dexter Fowler The War Pigs -- Jake Fraley Ten Cent Beer Night -- Tyler Beede The Butt Stallions -- Drew Smyly Taijuan On! -- Rowan Wick ISO Horny Twist and Trout Twist and Trout The Beach Cowboys The True Cardinals The Bryce is Right Saskatchewan 54's (3 hrs) The Five Year Plan Off Daily (insert clever name) Seniors Circuit The Five Year Plan The New Matt Olsons The Eze Twist and Trout Burrito Boyz Twist and Trout Ten Cent Beer Night