That's equally laughable though. Hunter Pence, despite being a pretty good MLB starter, looks like a baby antelope out there. Some of the most physical awkward movements you'll ever see on a baseball field. Ask any scout what they think about Hunter Pence and they'll always sort of half laugh when they give you his evaluation because he looks like a goof despite being athletic/productive.
Goins on the other hand, looks fairly smooth/normal but sucks at baseball (at the MLB level). In other words, kind of the exact opposite.