Dr. Dinger

Bow down to Atkins, kids.

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I think Josh did a great job of calling attention to the situation without saying anything that could get him in trouble with the team. For someone who isn't a widely-known prospect who would receive a lot of coverage, he's very good at handling interviews.

Boxy you will probably hate this suggestion, but someone should bring this episode to Meg Rowley's attention. She is a big advocate for minor league pay and calling attention to their plight. She would probably re-tweet the episode and she has a lot of FG followers.

I thought that was funny but maybe something Josh didn't want to be on the record as laughing at.

I need to work up a functional soundboard instead of just Youtubing sound bites ad hoc.

Ah damn. My "INCONCEIVABLE!" fell flat the other week but I didn't time it very well.

I'm assuming that was added in post? Surely that would have gotten a chuckle or two live (even though Josh certainly would not have gotten the reference).

One note: for the Jack Armstrong soundclip, please use the more pathetic/cracky voice version of Jack Armstrong. It's extra obnoxious.

Landmark episode. This kid is actually really smart and considerate.

I just think it's funny that he did the exact thing that he talked so much junk about in LOD. At least I left my LOD team in good shape for the future.

Pretty safe to assume jaysblue isn't shuffling up lol.

lol dicktuck cuck

IIRC he went to Atlanta and either got turfed or turned tail and GTFO after all the crazy s*** went down with the Maitan penalties. I think Anthopoulos may have cleaned house.

How attached to your farm are you? You're sort of banking on Tatis as a franchise player, after that it's George Springer and a lot of question marks. If I inherited that roster today, with no emotional investment, I would reshuffle into the draft. If I were a year into a rebuild and had grown really attached to Tatis and the farm, I could understand wanting to see it through. If you go into the draft you could have more MLB talent while still re-acquiring maybe half of your good prospects (or the equivalent).

Report: Machado's asking price still unmet According to Fancred's Jon Heyman, neither the Phillies nor the White Sox have offered close to the $300 million-plus that free agent Manny Machado is seeking. There isn't so much pressure for them to go that high when the Yankees seem only willing to sign him at a bargain rate and no one else is in the mix at all. ---- Sigh. Franchise talent in his prime is probably going to sign for below market value and the Jays are nowhere in sight. You can't tell me Manny doesn't fit in our timelines or that we don't have payroll space.

Nerlens Noel gets KO'ed by an elbow from Wiggins then cracks his head off the hardwood while unconscious. Graffic video warning!

I buy some work basics there like chinos and shirts. It's by no means a premium brand, the price point is low on their garments. It's not quite as a cheap as say, Old Navy, but their model is reasonable quality at cheap prices. If you are tired of spending obscene amounts of money for business casual clothes at Banana Republic, J Crew, Club Monaco, etc, then Uniqlo is a cheaper option. I would say the clothing quality is probably on par with the Gap, but with an accessible Japanese price sensibility.

700 straight IP of 4.00/4.00/4.00 before 2018. You should probably sell high by throwing your hat in the ring.

Connorp for sure. At this point, Kris Bryant isn't worth holding onto the rest of that dumpster pile of geezers. Boxy also doesn't have any obvious 1st round selections so I'd agree with you there as well.

If everyone shuffled in their teams, where would Vlad get drafted? My guess is in the 5-10 range.

Well I'm not the jackass who listed Jose Ramirez - P under "MLB Bats." Damn that team is a tire fire. Good decision, Littlemoon.

It's Brice (gross). Your both dumn.

Oh shet, girl! A defensible position, given the overall state of the roster. However, does Jose Ramirez now become the 1st overall pick? Probably him or Christian Yelich, with JD Martinez and Scherzer close behind.

thanks/eat a dick!