Blue Jays
Starting Pitcher – Bark Muehrle - Who really loves his dogs
Starting Lineup
1) 2-Lo probs, or maybe that fast black guy
2) MVP! MVP!
3) Joey Bats
4) EE
5) I’m guessing probably that fat guy
6) Gonna say Smoak? or Portabello
7) I'd go with Pillar
8) Light-hitting glove-first 2B
9) Fast black dude
Walker Texas Rangers -
Starting Pitcher – Derek Holland (RIP) - Whose dog tried to kill him
Starting Lineup
1) DeShields maybe? LOL
2) "Sin-Schoo Jew" according to Buck Martinez
3) Declining HOF 3B
4) Cecil’s Kid
5) Generic bearded white DH
6) Pungent Odor who stings the nostrils... in a good way
7) Who gives a f***
8) You sure don’t
9) Great, neither do I
Chance of Precipitation: 100%
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