Dr. Dinger

This is patently false. I know, because I tanked, albeit for one season as opposed to Boxy’s 5.

I vote for a flat lottery for all non-playoff teams. Incentivize competitiveness.

Zion is fat and watching him run is painful. I predict a Greg Oden/Brandon Roy career length.

We’re using the word “shoot” very loosely here.

Ben Simmons, now #1 overall on the season to date!

Powell has basically become the player that we thought Powell might be a trade chip to acquire this season. He's an efficient wing scorer who can shoot the lights out and create his own offense against bench units.

Lol man of faith Probably couldn’t catch up to a heater anymore, no wonder he was driving the scheme.

Man this is all so f***ing pathetic. f***.

Beltran out of a job now too.

Went out of his way to retain a very thin plausible deniability that in full daylight is utterly implausible. Congratulations you just played yourself.

Luhnow saying he didn’t know about the trashcan is like a Nazi general saying he didn’t know about the holocaust. It’s not at all plausible, but even if it’s somehow true, he’s still responsible.

Cheers to f***in Mike Fiers for burning this s*** down.

This would almost certainly increase strikeouts even more than the current record-high, which I don't think MLB wants.

Enjoy your tainted rings if they don't get taken away. These two will never work in baseball again.

Apparently this is related to his conduct towards the female report re: Osuna rather than the sign stealing

Asst GM Taubman barred for life

Luhnow, Hinch, and Cora are all finished in MLB IMO.

Luhnow, Hinch, and Cora are all finished in MLB IMO.

During their year-long suspension, neither A.J. Hinch nor Jeff Luhnow is allowed to attend spring training or attend any major/minor league stadiums affiliated with the Astros. If they do so, they will be put on the permanently ineligible list

Fair. He should be stripped of his ring.

Actually you're losing two years worth of picks every year in that scenario.

How do you just get to a point as a pro sports team where you decide that you're going to have a huge conspiracy to cheat on a large scale? That's f***ed. And it's so idiotic too, to think that you will be able to keep that under wraps forever. Luhnow probably should have been banned for life.

Losing those draft picks is huge. I hope the Red Sox are similarly punished after investigation. I'm not sure how these suspensions will work in practice or how they might be enforced.

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