Dr. Dinger

You lost me at Chara but got me back at the bear daddies.

Actually, I would have interest in Adell also.

I would be interested in shockingly-already-30-years-old George Springer, would give Ohtani+ for him.

Ye Be Judged

Or Joey Gallo. Why do you have so many good CFs.

He's yours for Benintendi or Conforto.

I'll give up Syndergaard for Pohtani + the 2021 1st overall pick.

You should make that offer to the owner of the pitcher, who is a significantly less valuable dynasty asset. I'm willing to cut a deal but haven't heard one scintilla of interest or compromise from the other party.

I should have specified: a CF who is better than Oscar Mercado.

Still looking to trade for a CF: - Shohei Ohtani (H) - Luke Voit - Charlie Blackmon - Miguel Andujar - Gio Urshela - Aristides Aquino - Danny Jansen

I'd like to trade my 1st rounder (possible Top 3 pick!) and other young assets for a goalie and/or win-now help. Thinking Barzal, Keller, Werenski, prospects.

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That’s Josh Bell? I thought that fat f*** was Cueto.

83% on the first one

Co-managing is for beta cucks

Yes

It is pretty insane that we've had 4 death compensations in this league already. IMO you should only be compensated for the death of a franchise-crippling star, I'm just not sure how to quantify that. Guys like Tyler Skaggs and Yordano Ventura really don't warrant it, but I guess a second round sandwich pick doesn't hurt anybody.

Frag, what are your odds on the Loafs making the playoffs now?

What a gutsy game this has been for the Raptors. They are spanking a fully healthy Boston on home court, with the refs in their pocket, with no Siakam or Gasol, OG fouled out. And you can chalk most of it up to Lowry and FVV just being basketball serial killers.

Kyle Lowry is the greatest f*** you player in the league.

The foul call discrepancy in this game is f***ing absurd. f*** Boston and f*** the refs.

Casey Mize got hurt, there was talk he would debut soon prior to that.

Nobody tell him it’s actually unseasonably warm.