P2F

Matt Boyd has reportedly won the fifth spot in the Tigers' rotation: http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/matt-boyd-reportedly-wins-rotation-spot-as-tigers-send-anibal-sanchez-to-the-bullpen/

12-team Dynasty Roto (entering its 9th season): C-Yasmani Grandal 1B-Miguel Cabrera 2B-Jose Altuve 3B-Kris Bryant SS-Jonathan Villar OF-Dexter Fowler OF-Ben Zobrist OF-Keon Broxton Util-Edwin Encarnacion Util-Maikel Franco Util-Eric Hosmer BN-Willy Adames SP-Jon Lester SP-Corey Kluber RP-Kenley Jansen RP-Kelvin Herrera P-Addison Reed P-Sam Dyson P-Hector Neris P-Carlos Carrasco P-Johnny Cueto BN-Jose Quintana BN-John Lackey BN-Steven Matz BN-Michael Pineda BN-Taijuan Walker BN-Blake Snell There are some some obviously funky roster settings in this league, and the scoring categories are no different: R, H, HR, RBI, SB, AVG (double the hits, double the fun?), OPS / W, L (yes, losses), SV, K, ERA, WHIP, QS (yup). There is a 3-round FA draft beginning tomorrow to fill out our rosters to 30. I won this league last year by 31.5 points. This is my only non-BJMB league left. I pretty much only stay in it because I've been in it since it began.

At least they have a solid (on paper) bullpen?

Sleeper: McGregory Contreras Bust: Jon Harris New legit guy: Rowdy Tellez

It has to be. There's a real chance for this rotation to be historically bad. Their best starter left over from last season, Luis Perdomo, probably starts in the minors now that he doesn't have to be with the Padres all season - the entire rotation will be without a glimmer of hope. Imagine just how futile Chacin, Richard, Weaver, and likely Cosart and Cahill could be. I wonder if there's someone they really like in 2018. Maybe Seth Beer.

Jhoulys Chacin has been tapped to start opening day for the Padres, followed by Clayton Richard and Jered Weaver. Holy f***.

That's me in there - not MikeM. Just FYI.

Spats, you are the man. I'm looking forward to reading your reports.

I'll be tuning in. This should be a fun game!

I don't think anyone should be wearing 66 or 99, but maybe that's because I grew up watching those two play when I was a kid and the biggest hockey freak known to mankind. Then again, I am​ a Penguins fan.

No, I didn't include those types.

Here's what the rankings look like after that roster change: [TABLE] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599]Rank[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599]Manager[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599, align: center]Score[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]1[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]P2F[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]559.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]2[/TD] [TD]L54[/TD] [TD=align: center]361.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]3[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]KingFiller[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]339.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]4[/TD] [TD]Speedymin[/TD] [TD=align: center]329.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]5[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]BTS[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]326.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]6[/TD] [TD]JG34[/TD] [TD=align: center]295.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]7[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]Boxy[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]293.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]8[/TD] [TD]Abom[/TD] [TD=align: center]287.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]9[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]Jays Fever[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]232.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]10[/TD] [TD]Cyborg[/TD] [TD=align: center]232.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]11[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]jaysblue[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]227.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]12[/TD] [TD]TCA[/TD] [TD=align: center]194.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]13[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]GD[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]184.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]14[/TD] [TD]J4L19[/TD] [TD=align: center]174.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]15[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]BB[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]149.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]16[/TD] [TD]Adam Greenwood[/TD] [TD=align: center]127.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]17[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]ConnorP[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]117.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]18[/TD] [TD]Dinger[/TD] [TD=align: center]66.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]19[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]Frenchsoup[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]50.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]20[/TD] [TD]Spittin[/TD] [TD=align: center]2.7[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Looks like Boxy is currently manger toute la merde. Hopefully everyone else's farms are up to date.

Relevant: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/do-the-twins-already-have-a-budding-ace/

Four holes, no waiting!

Wow! K...

The Minnesota Twins, ladies and gentlemen: http://m.startribune.com/wbc-hurts-jose-berrios-chances-to-make-twins-roster/416985454/ "The Twins are expected to meet with righthander Jose Berrios on Friday, when there’s a good chance the 22-year-old will be informed that he won’t break camp with the team."

No prob!

Yep, it's on Sportsnet.

I'll volunteer.

I'll double-check this for errors tomorrow. It's late and I'm going to bed.

The below rankings incorporate the aggregate scores of the following top 100 prospects lists: Baseball America, Eric Longenhagen of FanGraphs, Baseball Prospectus, MLB.com, Keith Law, and our very own BJMB. Without further ado, here are the current BORED Farm Rankings... [TABLE] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599]Rank[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599]Manager[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #FFE599, align: center]Score[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]1[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]P2F[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]559.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]2[/TD] [TD]L54[/TD] [TD=align: center]361.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]3[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]KingFiller[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]339.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]4[/TD] [TD]Speedymin[/TD] [TD=align: center]329.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]5[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]JG34[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]295.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]6[/TD] [TD]Boxcar[/TD] [TD=align: center]293.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]7[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]BTS[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]291.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]8[/TD] [TD]Abomination[/TD] [TD=align: center]287.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]9[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]jaysfever[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]232.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]10[/TD] [TD]Cyborg[/TD] [TD=align: center]232.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]11[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]jaysblue[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]227.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]12[/TD] [TD]jays4ife19[/TD] [TD=align: center]209.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]13[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]TCA[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]194.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]14[/TD] [TD]GD[/TD] [TD=align: center]184.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]15[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]burlingtonbandit[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]149.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]16[/TD] [TD]AdamGreenwood[/TD] [TD=align: center]127.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]17[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]connorp[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]117.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]18[/TD] [TD]Dr. Dinger[/TD] [TD=align: center]66.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: right]19[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8]Frenchsoup[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #9FC5E8, align: center]50.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: right]20[/TD] [TD]spittin[/TD] [TD=align: center]2.7[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Note: These scores only include players eligible for rookie status.

Traded Alex Kirilloff to BTS for MiLB rd 5 and 6.

I'm calling up David Dahl.

Sign this man.