"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to?"
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32574.png&w=350&h=254
If we plan to make the post season (nervous/embarassed laugh) we should preferentially pick someone up who has cleared waivers, and make the trade/deal before August 31, so that they're post season eligible.
MLBTR keeps an updated list of players who have cleared waivers here:
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2014/08/players-who-have-cleared-revocable-waivers.html