GDT: Blue Jays @. Red Sox (Game 1/3)

[Orgfiller]

Teoscar leading off the inning in a key spot in the game. Montoyo went into the future and saw all 14 million outcomes and this was the one in which we break out.

[saskjayfan]

3 outs on the bases. 2 terrible outs. I'm not sure if they were playing hit and run on the grichuk out. You'd think the manager would dumb it down for guys. You guys are good hitters. They are s***** pitchers. Don't take chances on the base paths.

[BlueRocky]

Its on Vlad. They can’t tell him to get in shape they can try to take things away from him. But he will never be in good shape unless he wants it for himself. Which is mind blowing to me that he seemingly doesn’t care. Nobody wants to be fat but eating healthy and exercising is difficult when you’re busy. This guy has access to personal chefs, personal trainers, nutritionists that will set up all his meal plans if he wants. He just orders fast food to his room instead.

 

In the offseason, put him on an island with nothing but salad, bananas, and rubber tires.

The cast away workout.

[Brownie19]

Is there a reason Montoyo is willing to unload Waguespack arm after a very stressful inning, but Borucki who was cruising had to be taken out after one inning.

 

Did Montoyo sleep on the bench during his time with the Rays? How the f*** can you be with that organization for so long and literally pick up nothing from your time there.

[P2F]

In the offseason, put him on an island with nothing but salad, bananas, and rubber tires.

The cast away workout.

 

I think that's basically the Dominican.

[THANOS]

Did Montoyo sleep on the bench during his time with the Rays? How the f*** can you be with that organization for so long and literally pick up nothing from your time there.

 

Honestly, he doesn't even seem that good at development, if we're basing it on results at this point. So what's he good for?

[JFD]

He would be a disaster in the outfield with how big and slow he is.

 

ManRam without the offence

[bones10]

Our pen might actually be pretty decent, lol.

[Jonn]

I would say you might want to get in shape so you f*** girls on road trips. But hes 21 and already has 2 kids so apparently he’s having fat sex in the off-season. Still dude if I had that much talent I would want to be absolutely jacked and chiseled. I would want to wear my uniform all tight like Stanton and f*** Baseball’s and Models.

[Brownie19]

Make Vlad a DH - holy f***! 2 in a row.

[JFD]

and the Laughs are done. Thank god for the Raps

[bones10]

uhhhhhhhhhh vlad?

[Orgfiller]

Vlad isn't even close on these pop ups, my god.

[saskjayfan]

This game is depressing

[saskjayfan]

Where the f*** is Josh Donaldson. This isn't the try league. This is the get it done league. Vlad should be Dhing and batting 8th or 9th until he gets his s*** together.

[Jonn]

Where the f*** is Josh Donaldson. This isn't the try league. This is the get it done league. Vlad should be Dhing and batting 8th or 9th until he gets his s*** together.

 

Hes in Minnesota with his 17th calf injury in the last 3 years.

[saskjayfan]

Hes in Minnesota with his 17th calf injury in the last 3 years.

 

We need a veteran to step up because our manager is spineless. I'm not pining for Josh Donaldson.

[Orgfiller]

AJ Cole got like 5 outs that inning. Hell of a job by him.

[BlueRocky]

AJ “stone cold” Cole

[Brownie19]

and the Laughs are done. Thank god for the Raps

 

Just tied it!

[JFD]

Just tied it!

 

wholly s***

[Jonn]

Way to jinx it JFD f***. 3-0 really is the worst lead in hockey.

[saskjayfan]

wholly s***

 

I'm not even a leafs fan, but 3 goals in the last 5 minutes to tie it and send it to overtime is impressive. I might have to flip through to the raps and the leafs game now.

[Jonn]

I just want the Leaves eliminated and out of the way. Can’t believe Columbus fell apart. They missed 2 wide open nets by inches as well.

[5ToolPhenom]

I just want the Leaves eliminated and out of the way. Can’t believe Columbus fell apart. They missed 2 wide open nets by inches as well.

 

man, I had the in game under 5.5 bet after the 1st and looked like it would be an easy win... f***ing ice hockey, man!

[saskjayfan]

have to put alford out

[BlueRocky]

I'm not even a leafs fan, but 3 goals in the last 5 minutes to tie it and send it to overtime is impressive. I might have to flip through to the raps and the leafs game now.

 

Let’s GOOOOO

[Orgfiller]

Finally some good, albeit obvious, management from Charles.

[bones10]

Alford has elite speed

[BlueRocky]

Alford running for Tellez is good.