2019 BJMB Forum Poster Awards (Voting Thread)

[Laika]

a) pretty sure if you go the “foreign girl route” you’re definitely settling in a lot of ways.

 

I’m assuming these foreign broads are hideous unless you prove otherwise. Big burly moustached weightlifting woman from Russia; hairy Moroccon who smells like diapers

[connorp]

Ah, now I see the issue. You think women are just things to look at. One day you need to realize you have to talk to her once in awhile.

 

I said really smart too. I couldn’t deal with the hottest girl if she was a ditz

[Dick_Pole]

I don’t really take this as knock because the premise is true. It would be really tough for me to land a super beautiful and really smart girl in the US. I think pretty much everyone here is in the same boat. Definitely one option if you don’t want to “settle” is do the foreign girl thing. Though you still need to be attractive if you’re not rich. I’m sure if I saw your female partner I wouldn’t even look twice at them, so there’s that. Thanks for playing though

 

Well, I claim to be on Tinder in another thread behind her back so maybe you have a point. She's at least 18 inches taller than you so you probably would look twice like all the bald midgets do (moreso out of jealousy and cursing their bad DNA).

[Dick_Pole]

a) pretty sure if you go the “foreign girl route” you’re definitely settling in a lot of ways.

 

I’m assuming these foreign broads are hideous unless you prove otherwise. Big burly moustached weightlifting woman from Russia; hairy Moroccon who smells like diapers

 

I dunno man. A white guy with an Asian fetish who doesn't mind small tits and incredibly high pitched weird orgasm noises hits the jackpot in Japan.

 

Guys who go after Cubans and bring them to Canada have to be the dumbest of the bunch. I know a guy who should have the word sucker tattooed across his forehead and he did exactly this. Guess how that turned out. These are the types who start the MRA and incel movements.

[Boxcar]

I said really smart too. I couldn’t deal with the hottest girl if she was a ditz

 

You sure do have standards for someone who can't get a date without leaving the country.

[connorp]

You sure do have standards for someone who can't get a date without leaving the country.

 

Before going to the Ukraine I dabbled in the dating thing locally. Dated a pretty hot bartender. So all your analysis is incorrect. The real problem is I’m a sociopath and find it really hard to care for someone after the initial excitement wears off. Not something I choose and I have regrets w/my life choices, especially with my sons mother but I can’t change. Not a good way to go through life really but is what it is. It’s a genetic defect for sure and hopefully I didn’t pass it on to my son

[BTS]

Before going to the Ukraine I dabbled in the dating thing locally. Dated a pretty hot bartender. So all your analysis is incorrect. The real problem is I’m a sociopath and find it really hard to care for someone after the initial excitement wears off. Not something I choose and I have regrets w/my life choices, especially with my sons mother but I can’t change. Not a good way to go through life really but is what it is. It’s a genetic defect for sure and hopefully I didn’t pass it on to my son

 

Have you considered the possibility that maybe getting married again isn’t a great idea for you?

[connorp]

Have you considered the possibility that maybe getting married again isn’t a great idea for you?

 

Of course. I know after the excitement period I’d honestly rather be alone. So marriage isn’t really something that fits with.

The wrench though, is I want kids. I’m 40 now. If there’s one thing in life that I enjoy and I’m good at, it was being a dad. Outside of that I’m a total sociopath, My son goes off to college in less than 2 years though.

 

So if the instant marriage thing doesn’t materialize, maybe I’d do those new age co-parent concepts. We’ll see

[connorp]

Basically you could say I’m really f***ed up and call it a day lol

[BTS]

Basically you could say I’m really f***ed up and call it a day lol

 

I enjoy the periodic updates on your saga. You should definitely try to get on 90-day fiance.

 

Has wife #2 been sent back to the motherland?

[Laika]

Yeah I absolutely need a full rundown of the events with the mail order Russian wife.

 

Did you get legally married? How long did it last? How many sexy times? Where is she now?

[BTS]

Yeah I absolutely need a full rundown of the events with the mail order Russian wife.

 

Did you get legally married? How long did it last? How many sexy times? Where is she now?

 

Please respond to all of these questions.

 

Thx

[connorp]

I enjoy the periodic updates on your saga. You should definitely try to get on 90-day fiance.

 

Has wife #2 been sent back to the motherland?

 

No I married her so she could stay. I couldn’t bring myself to care about her but I’m not heartless. Actually she stayed past the 90 days without being married and I think she would’ve not been able to come back for like 5-10 years since she overstayed her visa. So I married her. Even though we’re divorced she gets to stay, Never even gave her a ring though.

[Carlos Danger]

No I married her so she could stay. I couldn’t bring myself to care about her but I’m not heartless. Actually she stayed past the 90 days without being married and I think she would’ve not been able to come back for like 5-10 years since she overstayed her visa. So I married her. Even though we’re divorced she gets to stay, Never even gave her a ring though.

 

Yea, but even if you married her and she got a Green card, that is only good for 2 years (it is like probation) and then you have to remove conditions to get the 10 yr one. I thought if you got divorced etc and you are not supporting her within those two years, it is very hard to qualify for removal of conditions and get the 10 yr Green card..?

 

Plus you missed one of Nick's questions..?

[Laika]

No I married her so she could stay. I couldn’t bring myself to care about her but I’m not heartless. Actually she stayed past the 90 days without being married and I think she would’ve not been able to come back for like 5-10 years since she overstayed her visa. So I married her. Even though we’re divorced she gets to stay, Never even gave her a ring though.

 

connor how many sexy times?

[connorp]

Yeah I absolutely need a full rundown of the events with the mail order Russian wife.

 

Did you get legally married? How long did it last? How many sexy times? Where is she now?

 

Yes. Stayed living together well over a year but I was sleeping on the couch by the end of first month and so it was like roommate. She’s still here and is staying

[connorp]

Yea, but even if you married her and she got a Green card, that is only good for 2 years (it is like probation) and then you have to remove conditions to get the 10 yr one. I thought if you got divorced etc and you are not supporting her within those two years, it is very hard to qualify for removal of conditions and get the 10 yr Green card..?

 

Plus you missed one of Nick's questions..?

 

Yeah our understanding was you couldn’t get divorced before the green card. But you could... the process would’ve been a little more difficult though and she ended up switching her visa type to a work visa after we separated, which took me off the hook as the other way even if we were divorced I was responsible for her financially for 10 years if she ever got public assistance

[Carlos Danger]

Yes. Stayed living together well over a year but I was sleeping on the couch by the end of first month and so it was like roommate. She’s still here and is staying

 

You no pay me $10,000 a month allowance, buy me big boobs, Burbery bag, I no give nada to man! You must treat me like Bolshevik Princess o you sleep sofa!

[connorp]

You no pay me $10,000 a month allowance, buy me big boobs, Burbery bag, I no give nada to man! You must treat me like Bolshevik Princess o you sleep sofa!

 

Nah she was ok. I was the problem. She wanted to be a good wife, I’m just f***ed up

[Laika]

Yes. Stayed living together well over a year but I was sleeping on the couch by the end of first month and so it was like roommate. She’s still here and is staying

 

So you paid a shitload of money for a platonic roommate who has stolen your bedroom and will be there indefinitely. And you want to go for round 2. Where will you sleep when Habiba takes the couch?

[The Cats Ass]

You only have 1 bedroom?

 

Was it atleast a pullout couch...

[connorp]

So you paid a shitload of money for a platonic roommate who has stolen your bedroom and will be there indefinitely. And you want to go for round 2. Where will you sleep when Habiba takes the couch?

 

I meant still here in USA. She moved out a year ago or so

[connorp]

You only have 1 bedroom?

 

Was it atleast a pullout couch...

 

2br but son lives with me.

[The Cats Ass]

2br but son lives with me.

 

Could have always got your son a bunk bed and sent her in with him.

[connorp]

So you paid a shitload of money for a platonic roommate who has stolen your bedroom and will be there indefinitely. And you want to go for round 2. Where will you sleep when Habiba takes the couch?

 

She actually didn’t come all the way here to take advantage. She was really hoping to make it work and tried for a LOT longer than I did. She just wasn’t the one for me. I guess that’s why most people date

[connorp]

Could have always got your son a bunk bed and sent her in with him.

 

Actually even though she’s been gone long time I sleep on my couch still lol. I’m just weird I guess

[Boxcar]

Actually even though she’s been gone long time I sleep on my couch still lol. I’m just weird I guess

 

Damn, Connor. Even I never thought you were this f***ed up.

[wilko]

Basically you could say I’m really f***ed up and call it a day lol

 

Have you ever killed animals (cats/dogs) as a child/teenager?

[Dick_Pole]

This thread is shaping up to be the thread of the year in 2020. Who would have thought of that plot twist after reading the first half of page one?

[Jimcanuck]

Nah she was ok. I was the problem. She wanted to be a good wife, I’m just f***ed up

 

Have you ever tried to work out why you are f***ed up, and resolve it? If you take this route, some risk you will get reported, but worth the risk IMO