Peanut Butter

[DigitalRock]

I like to put it on my dick.

[Krylian]

I like to put it on my dick.

 

Peanut butter of one of the weirdos?

[Deadpool]

I like to put it on my dick.

 

Your dog appreciates the effort.

[Boxcar]

I like to put it on my dick.

 

Ice cream? Yikes

[Deadpool]

Ice cream? Yikes

 

You've never gotten a blowie when the girl has ice cubes in her mouth? I mean, it's really not that enjoyable, but I guess Cosmo probably tells girls that we'll like it 'cause I've had more than one girl do it...

[Boxcar]

You've never gotten a blowie when the girl has ice cubes in her mouth? I mean, it's really not that enjoyable, but I guess Cosmo probably tells girls that we'll like it 'cause I've had more than one girl do it...

 

That sounds like a really bad time

[Pendleton]

Sandwich recipe:

 

- Butter

- Smooth peanut butter

[jays4life19]

Sandwich recipe:

 

- Butter

- Smooth peanut butter

- Slice of pepperoni pizza

 

yes.

[P2F]

yes.

 

[jays4life19]

 

Inside joke from the groupchat. Not sure if you were participating then. I would tell you but the first rule of the groupchat is what is said in the groupchat stays in the groupchat.

[P2F]

Inside joke from the groupchat. Not sure if you were participating then.

 

Ah, this is likely.

[Boxcar]

Sandwich recipe:

 

- Butter

- Smooth peanut butter

 

Crunchy is so obviously superior

[Deadpool]

Crunchy is so obviously superior

 

We don't agree on a lot Boxy, but on this point you are bang on.

[Todd Van Anus]

I like to put it on my dick.

Uhhhh.....

[WryNGinger]

Buncha crunchy PB eating freaks...

 

Smooth is the best!

 

Jif doesn't have as much sugar compared to Kraft etc and it tastes like roasted peanuts. Winner!

[Deadpool]

Buncha crunchy PB eating freaks...

 

Smooth is the best!

 

Jif doesn't have as much sugar compared to Kraft etc and it tastes like roasted peanuts. Winner!

 

Smooth peanut butter is for children and children only.

[Krylian]

Smooth peanut butter is for children and children only.

 

Smooth is better during sex too.

[Deadpool]

Smooth is better during sex too.

 

I am not taking this bait. Not that I'm better than taking this bait, just that I'm not doing it at the moment.

[Krylian]

I am not taking this bait. Not that I'm better than taking this bait, just that I'm not doing it at the moment.

 

It's ok. You know I'm right. And you're awesome for knowing that it's better.

[Dick_Pole]

I have this tub of crunchy peanut butter in my cupboard that I eat from that says it expired in 2017. I'm still alive. Thank you Kraft chemical processing

[DigitalRock]

Peanut butter of one of the weirdos?

 

Don't knock it till you try it.

[AintNoThang]

You've never gotten a blowie when the girl has ice cubes in her mouth? I mean, it's really not that enjoyable, but I guess Cosmo probably tells girls that we'll like it 'cause I've had more than one girl do it...

 

I can do without the ice cubes, but the halls, or menthol trick, is a dandy little treat.

[Krylian]

I have this tub of crunchy peanut butter in my cupboard that I eat from that says it expired in 2017. I'm still alive. Thank you Kraft chemical processing

 

What I take from this is that you don't eat enough peanut butter if a jar is lasting years.

[Dick_Pole]

What I take from this is that you don't eat enough peanut butter if a jar is lasting years.

 

I use to love the stuff, had it maybe twice a week a few years ago. Then all of a sudden I lost my taste for it. I probably dipped from that jar maybe 5 times this year, if that. I don't think the age of the container has any correlation to me losing taste for it. I'm just one of those people who can't throw out food. I notoriously finish off everything and always buy exactly what I need at the grocery store. I still have an unfinished bag of frozen vegetables at the bottom of my freezer which I bought within the first few months of moving into my place, twelve years ago. I figure I'll leave it as a gift for the new people if/when I ever sell it. Or if my chick or my mom get access to the freezer, I'm sure they'll deal with it.

 

My mom once asked me when was the last time I cleaned out my fridge. My answer was "haha, uhh, never?". Is this the type of stuff that gets done when there are women in the house?