NL Wild Card Game: Colorado Rockies @ Chicago Cubs - October 2, 2018 - 8:08 PM ET

[Orgfiller]

Gotta keep in mind that most people watching right now are dumb as f*** and will actually think the announcers are saying true things.

 

Yeah that's the biggest problem.

[TheHurl]

Done!

 

20 bucks on the under 4.0 runs at 2.00 odds and 15 bucks on the Rockies at 2.25 odds.

 

I'm going to make you a rich man

[jays4life19]

I'm going to make you a rich man

 

Deep down i always knew you were good for something.

[Orgfiller]

I'm going to make you a rich man

 

Until David Bote hits another walk-off grandslam.

[Orgfiller]

Lester pitching like a boss tonight.

[TheHurl]

Until David Bote hits another walk-off grandslam.

 

it was a 5 inning bet.

[Captain Adama]

Lol Jesse Chavez warming up.

 

EDIT: Oh shi I didn't realize he's been so good this year.

[Orgfiller]

Lol Jesse Chavez warming up.

 

EDIT: Oh shi I didn't realize he's been so good this year.

 

Jesse Chavez is that guy whose numbers you look up and they're excellent but when you actually watch him pitch he always gets destroyed.

[Orgfiller]

Oh no Dahl, oh no.

[havok24]

That's a devastating error.

[Omar]

wtf?

[Captain Adama]

Wow, the Cubs are absolutely anemic right now.

[TheHurl]

Letting pitchers hit twice in a one and done game seems crazy to me.

[Captain Adama]

What a stupid baserunning decision.

[Orgfiller]

What the f*** was he thinking? Idiotic move.

[havok24]

Desmond is not only terrible at beisbol, but he is such a bonehead.

[Omar]

What was Desmond thinking?

[Captain Adama]

Gutsy? Get the f*** out of here.

[Orgfiller]

*baserunner slightly shifts his arm upwards on a slide*

 

Matt Vasgersian: THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST ATHLETIC MOVE IN WRIGLEY FIELD HISTORY, EXCEPT FOR JAVIER BAEZ BECAUSE NO ONE IN CUBS HISTORY HAS BEEN AS ATHLETIC AS HIM

[havok24]

*baserunner slightly shifts his arm upwards on a slide*

 

Matt Vasgersian: THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST ATHLETIC MOVE IN WRIGLEY FIELD HISTORY, EXCEPT FOR JAVIER BAEZ BECAUSE NO ONE IN CUBS HISTORY HAS BEEN AS ATHLETIC AS HIM

 

I dislike Matt Vasgersian very much.

[glory]

Rockies about to derp their way into the NLDS.

[Laika]

I dislike Matt Vasgersian very much.

 

He has the voice national broadcasters love but I've heard him say so many stupid things. Not a good feel for the game or the moments.

[Orgfiller]

I dislike Matt Vasgersian very much.

 

He's so over the top all the time, and he's clearly an old school guy who hates modern analysis. I find him to be pretty brutal to listen to despite having a great voice for broadcasting.

[P2F]

He's so over the top all the time, and he's clearly an old school guy who hates modern analysis. I find him to be pretty brutal to listen to despite having a great voice for broadcasting.

 

This is a perfectly succinct summary of a Matt Vasgersian.

[Omar]

Freeland impressive on three days rest.

[Boxcar]

He has the voice national broadcasters love but I've heard him say so many stupid things. Not a good feel for the game or the moments.

 

I feel the same way. I'd like him to describe what is happening and stop there.

[Boxcar]

So Vasgersian freaks out about a f***ing slide into second and no emotion for a pretty important WP.

[Boxcar]

Not sure I've ever seen someone bat flip on a walk where the base was open

[jays4life19]

Wow throw a f***ing strike

[jays4life19]

Thank you. Now do it again