The Marcus Stroman is a terrific douchebag thread

[ValiantJaysFan]

I have always hated this boy from the first time I saw him pitch in the minors and he was fist pumping after a basic ground out like he just won the World Series. I don't care how well he pitches, the guy is an embarrassment to the Jays uniform and was drafted by a regime that just said "f*** it, we suck, let's just bring in every problem player with upside and hope we look smart for running a full time day care."

 

This man child is more annoying and mental than Donald Trump on Twitter. This has resulted in this topic boiling over into almost every thread on this forum because he is so f***ing intolerable. So, let's make fun of him in this thread.

 

I'll start.

 

#HDMH is stupid. Of course height doesn't measure heart. It is an indicator of dick size though and Stroman is overcompensating with his behavior.

[Virgil_Hiltz]

I have always hated this boy from the first time I saw him pitch in the minors and he was fist pumping after a basic ground out like he just won the World Series. I don't care how well he pitches, the guy is an embarrassment to the Jays uniform and was drafted by a regime that just said "f*** it, we suck, let's just bring in every problem player with upside and hope we look smart for running a full time day care."

 

This man child is more annoying and mental than Donald Trump on Twitter. This has resulted in this topic boiling over into almost every thread on this forum because he is so f***ing intolerable. So, let's make fun of him in this thread.

 

I'll start.

 

#HDMH is stupid. Of course height doesn't measure heart. It is an indicator of dick size though and Stroman is overcompensating with his behavior.

 

I think this post by your standards is "The Marcus Stromans Post of the Year"!

Edited December 11, 2017 by Virgil_Hiltz

[Krylian]

#Communication

[Dr. Dinger]

Pretty good pitcher tho

[Boxcar]

I have always hated this boy from the first time I saw him pitch in the minors and he was fist pumping after a basic ground out like he just won the World Series. I don't care how well he pitches, the guy is an embarrassment to the Jays uniform and was drafted by a regime that just said "f*** it, we suck, let's just bring in every problem player with upside and hope we look smart for running a full time day care."

 

This man child is more annoying and mental than Donald Trump on Twitter. This has resulted in this topic boiling over into almost every thread on this forum because he is so f***ing intolerable. So, let's make fun of him in this thread.

 

I'll start.

 

#HDMH is stupid. Of course height doesn't measure heart. It is an indicator of dick size though and Stroman is overcompensating with his behavior.

 

I agree. Marcus Stroman is a dumb dumb poopy head

[Dr. Dinger]

Hey guys, just FYI, you don't actually have to go on Twitter.

[Boxcar]

Hey guys, just FYI, you don't actually have to go on Twitter.

 

Well, I don't but I have to read this board which is how I've seen all of Stroman's retarded tweets.

 

He doesn't just act like an entitled douche with a napoleon complex on Twitter, though. Remember that game where he got ejected because the umpire who was having a "horrendous game" kept calling all his borderline pitches correctly? A thing I've noticed about Stro is that he is allergic to taking responsibility for everything.

[Dr. Dinger]

Well, I don't but I have to read this board which is how I've seen all of Stroman's retarded tweets.

 

He doesn't just act like an entitled douche with a napoleon complex on Twitter, though. Remember that game where he got ejected because the umpire who was having a "horrendous game" kept calling all his borderline pitches correctly? A thing I've noticed about Stro is that he is allergic to taking responsibility for everything.

 

That may very well be true, but TBH, as long as he's a 3.5 WAR pitcher I don't really care. We need pitching. This is all part of a larger conspiratorial microaggression because none of you bigots want to see a black man succeed! I see this for what it really is. A black man speaks his mind and y'all want to oppress him. GOT IT.

[BTS]

#provethehaterzwrong

#talentaboveheight

#believeinyourself

#neverafraid

#YOLOSWAG

[ValiantJaysFan]

That may very well be true, but TBH, as long as he's a 3.5 WAR pitcher I don't really care. We need pitching. This is all part of a larger conspiratorial microaggression because none of you bigots want to see a black man succeed! I see this for what it really is. A black man speaks his mind and y'all want to oppress him. GOT IT.

 

Imagine if he was also gay and disabled. He'd be a shoe in for PM.

[Pendleton]

The kid has some maturing to do, but he's a vital piece of our rotation. Or we could trade him at near peak value and get another great young/controllable bat, I don't know. Go Blue Jays

[Dr. Dinger]

Imagine if he was also gay and disabled. He'd be a shoe in for PM.

 

I know a gay dude with ALS... that must f***ing suck.

[ValiantJaysFan]

I know a gay dude with ALS... that must f***ing suck.

 

Brutal.

[Krylian]

Hey guys, just FYI, you don't actually have to go on Twitter.

 

No. And I also don't need to pay attention to the news on Kevin Spacey either, but that doesn't mean he's not a horrible person.

[TheHurl]

How are we supposed to take your opinion of Stroman seriously when you can't even properly use "shoo-in"?

 

#heightdoesntmeasurebrainpower

#iftheshoefits

[Dr. Dinger]

The kid has some maturing to do, but he's a vital piece of our rotation. Or we could trade him at near peak value and get another great young/controllable bat, I don't know. Go Blue Jays

 

He's gonna get expensive soon and/or break. Maybe both. If Donaldson gets traded this season, there's a good chance Stroman will too.

[Dr. Dinger]

No. And I also don't need to pay attention to the news on Kevin Spacey either, but that doesn't mean he's not a horrible person.

 

Triple negative... so confuz.

[TheHurl]

No. And I also don't need to pay attention to the news on Kevin Spacey either, but that doesn't mean he's not a horrible person.

 

so you are comparing Stroman to Kevin Spacey...you sir are a horrible person

[Krylian]

That may very well be true, but TBH, as long as he's a 3.5 WAR pitcher I don't really care. We need pitching. This is all part of a larger conspiratorial microaggression because none of you bigots want to see a black man succeed! I see this for what it really is. A black man speaks his mind and y'all want to oppress him. GOT IT.

 

Johnny Manziel is f***ing horrible too. He's very white.

 

Am I allowed to call out Stroman's dumb f***ery now without it being a race war?

[Krylian]

so you are comparing Stroman to Kevin Spacey...you sir are a horrible person

 

Completely missed the point...as expected.

 

The point is, just because you don't actively go looking for tweets, news, etc...that doesn't mean it isn't happening. Me not reading Twitter doesn't mean Stroman isn't tweeting stupid s*** and being annoying.

[Dr. Dinger]

Johnny Manziel is f***ing horrible too. He's very white.

 

Am I allowed to call out Stroman's dumb f***ery now without it being a race war?

 

Holy s***, Manziel... I haven't thought about him since I added him to my Celebrity Death Pool. Is he still alive?

[Dr. Dinger]

Completely missed the point...as expected.

 

The point is, just because you don't actively go looking for tweets, news, etc...that doesn't mean it isn't happening. Me not reading Twitter doesn't mean Stroman isn't tweeting stupid s*** and being annoying.

 

No see, I think the point you're missing is: in Toronto, we don't run ******* egomaniac athletes out of town until they start to suck.

 

Geez dude, get with the program.

[JaysAllMighty]

Stro needs to grow. But I will take him as our ace any day.

[Krylian]

Holy s***, Manziel... I haven't thought about him since I added him to my Celebrity Death Pool. Is he still alive?

 

Apparently. And the talk is he may be joining a CFL team near you....if his ego will allow it.

[Krylian]

No see, I think the point you're missing is: in Toronto, we don't run ******* egomaniac athletes out of town until they start to suck.

 

Geez dude, get with the program.

 

I agree with that. Wait till the value is nil, then move them. I'm trying to start a revolution.

[KingKat]

Stro needs to grow. But I will take him as our ace any day.

 

For once, I'm with you 100%.

[TheHurl]

Completely missed the point...as expected.

 

The point is, just because you don't actively go looking for tweets, news, etc...that doesn't mean it isn't happening. Me not reading Twitter doesn't mean Stroman isn't tweeting stupid s*** and being annoying.

 

Wait you mean words can be misinterpreted?

[JaysAllMighty]

For once, I'm with you 100%.

 

He gives me the feeling that we will win every time he pitches, and I like that feeling.

[KingKat]

He gives me the feeling that we will win every time he pitches, and I like that feeling.

 

He's a bit like Bautista that way. Negative feelings seem to motivate them. It might be annoying but it's hard to complain too much when it's working.

[Spanky99]

#betweenthelines #cucks #whogivesaratsass