Blue Jays Claim Jimmy Paredes

[HERPDERP]

[KingKat]

 

I guess he could slide into the Colabello/Dominguez/Burns role.

[King]

Ang loves this.

[Boxcar]

Hopefully he picked up a bunch of stuff from Buck so he can teach the Jays how to play baseball.

[HERPDERP]

Paredes has more offensive upside than anyone we currently have, but how is his D?

[Terminator]

Paredes has more offensive upside than anyone we currently have, but how is his D?

 

Played 2B, 3B and OF last year but I don't know if he's particularly good at any position.

 

He's a switch hitter and although I'm about to use unregressed splits he's been horrible vs. lefties in his career and decent vs righties. The disparity in his splits, however, could be due to the fact that he's a switch hitter and that his right handed swing is absolute s***. Some question why he even bothers switch hitting.

 

He looks like a pretty good baserunner though.

[Cyborg]

Switch hitter who cant hit lefties.

[HERPDERP]

Switch hitter who cant hit lefties.

 

We already have one of those :[

[ValiantJaysFan]

Paredes has more offensive upside than anyone we currently have, but how is his D?

 

About 6" I heard with a slight left curve

[weams]

So you guys are going to try and catch us by picking up guys who can't make our team? interesting.

 

And to answer the question he is one of the worse defenders I've ever laid my eyes on.

[burlingtonbandit]

Paredes has more offensive upside than anyone we currently have, but how is his D?

 

He has played a bunch of different positions but looks to be pretty bad at all of them. Likely just a PH.

[TheHurl]

The banned "we need infield depth" guy has been vindicated.

 

Edit: Just found the thread...he is not banned. Still stupid, now vindicated but not banned. We should have moderation around here to fix that.

[Testicles]

how is his D?

 

God f***ing awful.

[vdartanian]

Considering our bench consists of Carrera, Thole, Barney, and Burns anyone with any offensive upside at all should be considered an improvement. Edited May 16, 2016 by vdartanian

[Chfan]

Considering our bench consists of Carrera, Thole, Barney, and Burns anyone with a any offensive upside at all would be considered an improvement.

 

Exactly, the guy had 10 homeruns and 42 RBIs last season. Considering our bench, that's great. We have enough infield depth contrary to what the other guy was saying.

[Angrioter]

Ang loves this.

 

Jimmy can't catch the ball, but hit

[Dr. Dinger]

Paredes has more offensive upside than anyone we currently have, but how is his D?

 

About 6.5", uncut

[HERPDERP]

About 6.5", uncut

 

do people really include the 'elephant trunk' when measuring?

[Krylian]

do people really include the 'elephant trunk' when measuring?

 

Do people really need to measure?

[Cyborg]

do people really include the 'elephant trunk' when measuring?

 

I believe the uncut description is separate from the measurement.

[Dr. Dinger]

do people really include the 'elephant trunk' when measuring?

 

Normally they retract when erect; if not that's a medical condition called phimosis. You should Google image search it.

[KingKat]

Normally they retract when erect; if not that's a medical condition called phimosis. You should Google image search it.

 

You should always trust Dinger. He's a real doctor.

[HERPDERP]

yeaaah go f*** yourselves guys

[vic city]

lol it's never too late for a circumcision boys...and please, for the love of god...trim those pubes you nasty f***s! Every time I use the urinal at my gym it's coated with 3 inch long pubes. How is that even possible?

[Captain Adama]

]lol it's never too late for a circumcision boys.[/b]..and please' date=' for the love of god...trim those pubes you nasty f***s! Every time I use the urinal at my gym it's coated with 3 inch long pubes. How is that even possible?[/quote']

 

If you're that desperate for some cut dicks just find a glory hole in a synagogue washroom.

[HERPDERP]

If you're that desperate for some cut dicks just find a glory hole in a synagogue washroom.

 

thats...religist?

[vic city]

If you're that desperate for some cut dicks just find a glory hole in a synagogue washroom.

 

Was just trying to help you out bro. You know, in case you ever decide to turn off the computer and try talking a different girl than that manbearpig that spit you out of her vagina.

[Deadpool]

lol it's never too late for a circumcision boys...and please, for the love of god...trim those pubes you nasty f***s! Every time I use the urinal at my gym it's coated with 3 inch long pubes. How is that even possible?

 

Why this s*** would anyone want to cut part of their dick off?

[z3r0s]

Why this s*** would anyone want to cut part of their dick off?

 

Every time I've pressed someone for an answer, it always winds up being some version of 'we want his dick to look like his daddy's dick'... which is just an odd thing to desire.

[Deadpool]

Every time I've pressed someone for an answer, it always winds up being some version of 'we want his dick to look like his daddy's dick'... which is just an odd thing to desire.

 

 

Enjoy!