GDT: Jays (18-18) @ Rangers (20-15) - 8:05pm EST ... Game 1/3

[HERPDERP]

who the hell wears a U of T wifebeater to Texas?!

[Deadpool]

who the hell wears a U of T wifebeater to Texas?!

 

Dishevelled 55 year old?

[HERPDERP]

Impressive Dickey.

[Deadpool]

Hands down Dickey's best start of the season. I'd really, really like a few more runs here, 'cause I do not trust the pen right now.

[JFD]

dickey dealing darts of deception.

[Governator]

Don't fall in love with Dickey's start yet. It's never over.

[JFD]

had time to bobble it 3 more times lol

[Deadpool]

"Out of the game early", 6.1 innings... Whatever, Buck, don't let reality interfere with your talking points

[Governator]

Walk and a sac bunt. Thole's having a helluva game.

[500LevelSTH]

Dickey: 3ER, 15H, 5 BB in last 19.1 IP

[JFD]

somebody posterize Dyson again please.

[bronson44]

why does Tabler insist on calling him Sammy Dyson? It's weird.

[intentional wok]

Walk and a sac bunt. Thole's having a helluva game.

 

He even put some mustard on a deep flyout to CF.

[intentional wok]

No comment on the shift there from Buck. It probably saved Texas a run.

[West Texas Forever]

Haha nice try bitch! Run scored on a near death shot to JD

[Deadpool]

Holy f***, that almost took Donaldson's head off...

[Candy Maldonado]

Now he can hit Bautista and claim he's wild.

[500LevelSTH]

Dyson is a dick

[Effit]

How about Ace Tillman and those O's.

[Governator]

Throw a complete game please.

[JFD]

Don't DFA Dickey!

[Deadpool]

Moar runs please.

[Deadpool]

Gah, I'm drinking a stout now.. Who the s*** drinks this stuff? It's like drinking 10 w 30...

[intentional wok]

Gah, I'm drinking a stout now.. Who the s*** drinks this stuff? It's like drinking 10 w 30...

 

Wow and I thought you were cool.

[Dylan]

Dickey having a great game.

 

 

Give him some insurance here jose

[Deadpool]

Wow and I thought you were cool.

 

Why would you think that? And also, are you suggesting that Stouts are cool, or that not drinking literally anything I can find would have been cool?

[intentional wok]

Why would you think that? And also, are you suggesting that Stouts are cool, or that not drinking literally anything I can find would have been cool?

 

I prefer dark beers and I love stouts.

[Horses Fart]

By's going scouse over a foul ball. Lol

[Deadpool]

I prefer dark beers and I love stouts.

 

Stouts and Porters are the only non-American beers that I absolutely hate.

[Dylan]

take that parrot for a jog!!