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[King]

20 yo and 7/10 minimum tho.

 

So North?

[Angrioter]

Please be the father of my children's

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

 

Only one night of sex pleasures and madness

Kevin Pillar

Russell Martin

Dalton Pompey

Marco Estrada

Jose Bautista

Ben Revere

Devon Travis

 

I'm happy if he's the new boyfriend of my ex

Michael Saunders

Aaron Sanchez

JAy Happ

Chris Colabello

Drew Hutchison

Brett Cecil

Josh Thole

Edwin Encarnacion

Ryan Goins

 

If I wasn't a baseball player my chances to f*** were less than the King's chances.

Justin Smoak

Aaron Loup

Darwin Barney

Roberto Osuna

RA Dickey

Jesse Chavez

[Boxcar]

Well I know I put Sanchez last. I found the list weirdly difficult. Had we done North's idea of a top ten and bottom five it might have been easier. I found that pretty much everyone in between was mostly interchangeable.

 

I never had an issue finding a guy who was slightly more handsome than the next. Martin finished on top, which is ironic since I forgot about him on the first list I made.

 

I am not happy about you pumping North's ego, though. Now that he's a mod for some inexplicable reason, he will see it even if you delete. Now we will all suffer.

[Dr. Dinger]

To me Dickey is a bit of a wholesome teddy bear sort of older guy who's obviously not that hot but I don't find repulsive by any means.

 

On the other hand, Sanchez to me looks like a bad cross between a squirrel and an elf, with bad acne to boot. Hard pass for me

 

[Dr. Dinger]

Lmao... Ok ang, you just earned your Best Foreign Poster award.

[TRM]

Ang. Cola over Barney is a very unique choice

[Dr. Dinger]

So North?

 

I have a hard time believing North is at least a 7/10. Pic?

[TRM]

Dinger, come to think of it this may be a manifestation of my daddy issues

[Dr. Dinger]

Ang. Cola over Barney is a very unique choice

 

Ang is racist against Asians... he's a size queen.

[King]

I have a hard time believing North is at least a 7/10. Pic?

 

It was on his BreakingBlue profile. Cute face, boy next door type. The kind you would want take home to your mother

[Boxcar]

I have a hard time believing North is at least a 7/10. Pic?

 

He's a 7/10 if you're into nerdy gingers

[vdubmvp]

I never had an issue finding a guy who was slightly more handsome than the next. Martin finished on top, which is ironic since I forgot about him on the first list I made.

 

I am not happy about you pumping North's ego, though. Now that he's a mod for some inexplicable reason, he will see it even if you delete. Now we will all suffer.

 

I constantly change my opinion of whether I find a guy attractive or not. Right now, I can probably only remember my top five and that Sanchez was last. I know I'm not as repulsed by Smoak as some of you, and I'm pretty sure I had Barney way higher than Dinger and Ang.

 

Also, North, your idea wasn't really that great, I was just trying to be nice. Better? Probably not.

[Angrioter]

Ang. Cola over Barney is a very unique choice

 

Italians are sexy

[Dr. Dinger]

I constantly change my opinion of whether I find a guy attractive or not. Right now, I can probably only remember my top five and that Sanchez was last. I know I'm not as repulsed by Smoak as some of you, and I'm pretty sure I had Barney way higher than Dinger and Ang.

 

Also, North, your idea wasn't really that great, I was just trying to be nice. Better? Probably not.

 

I think my strong bias for having Barney not on this team was at play.

[TRM]

He's a 7/10 if you're into nerdy gingers

 

Everyone knows Hurl is the hottest member of the board, and everyone else is just fighting for second place.

 

Wait, what was I saying about daddy issues....?

[vdubmvp]

He's a 7/10 if you're into nerdy gingers

 

No one is into nerdy gingers.

[Angrioter]

Top of the list next year.

http://smdp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/033114-_-SPTS-conner-greene.jpg

[Boxcar]

I constantly change my opinion of whether I find a guy attractive or not. Right now, I can probably only remember my top five and that Sanchez was last. I know I'm not as repulsed by Smoak as some of you, and I'm pretty sure I had Barney way higher than Dinger and Ang.

 

Also, North, your idea wasn't really that great, I was just trying to be nice. Better? Probably not.

 

The damage has been done.

[TheHurl]

looking at my list...I might have a hatred for lefties. Or I've discovered that left handed people really are ugly and wrong.

[TheHurl]

The kind you would want take home to your mother...

 

...and have him do her taxes or look at her investment portfolio

[Boxcar]

Also, not a nerd

 

[King]

lol

[Cyborg]

Pompey was my hands down number 1.

[Terminator]

From the votes I've seen so far Michael Saunders is getting jobbed. Should be much higher.

[vdubmvp]

I don't think I have any recent photos online other than that. Also, not a nerd or ginger.

 

Thanks for the remark, vdub. I understood what you meant.

 

What did I mean?

[NotThatGuy]

My wife was Greek, she wasn't into that!!!

 

Yes. Yes she was.

[KingKat]

From the votes I've seen so far Michael Saunders is getting jobbed. Should be much higher.

 

Remembering what Michael Saunders looks like takes a lot of effort.

[crazy47larry]

this thread is gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4NiqCSqGZNQ/U-1Mrz2WCfI/AAAAAAAAMoQ/_G0mOXckew8/s1600/Screen_Shot_2013-06-07_at_12.33.20_PM.png

[TRM]

I don't think I have any recent photos online other than that. Also, not a nerd or ginger.

 

Dude, by being on here we are all nerds to some degree, and you're the nerdiest of us all.

[TheHurl]

We next should take our talents to the NBA and start asking for all the ugly sons a bitches there to be kicked out of the league. Seriously f*** Gilbert Arenas

 

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/16/gilbert-arenas-wnba-players-ugly-lesbians/