Forum acronyms

[ValiantJaysFan]

As a long time reader and newish poster, I've come across some acronyms we use here that I haven't come across anywhere else. Maybe this thread can help fill in the blanks for me and other new posters?

 

FYSMC = f*** you, suck my cock

TLDR = Too long, didn't read

CHP = ???

 

Also can anyone explain the origins of "dumn"?

 

Please add to this list, going off the top of my head here.

[_King]

CHP = Cooler Heads Prevail

Old troll poster

 

cf = cap filler, because when you type a post in ALL CAPS it automatically changes it to lowercase

[RealAccountant]

RA Dickey

 

Real Accountant Dickey

[ValiantJaysFan]

Rofl. Nice try.

 

I've noticed you've been quoting me and responding with "CHP"...didn't know what it meant. I'm not CHP but I was someone else that was banned for a ridiculous reason about a year ago. Won't say more than that.

[ValiantJaysFan]

Lies. Liar.

 

ok.

[ValiantJaysFan]

Also, please tell us who you were. Why hide?

 

JugglingPitches

 

Was banned because someone insulted me as a parent and I responded defensively.

[L54]

Lies. Liar.

 

Also, please tell us who you were. Why hide?

 

Why do you feel the need to be the forum detective? You constantly try and uncover "CHP" and let everyone know when you think you have found him. What makes it worse is when you do it and the poster in question hasn't been acting like an idiot. It's rather childish.

[_King]

I got you guys

 

Maybe I'm nuts, but...

 

1. Reyes

2. Melky/Fowler/Markakis

3. Donaldson

4. Edwin

5. Pompey/Pillar

6. Tolleson/Izturis

7. Goins/Izturis

8. Navarro (currently, but he won't be around)

9. Martin

 

Rather see the offence spread around a bit, doesn't give the opposing pitcher an inning "off", Martin essentially becomes a second leadoff hitter as the game wears on.

 

Tough to do this without a final roster. This probably wouldn't be a permanent lineup either, but I'd experiment with it.

 

who are we trading Bautista for?

 

No Bautista, ya you're nuts

 

As the roster sits now I have no idea. I pulled that lineup out of my ass, I was more concerned with the top 5/Martin at 9.

 

Pompey/Pillar hitting 5th? LOL

 

And a 5678 of Pillar Tolleson Goins Navarro would certainly be an inning off.

This is idiotic

 

Like I said, I doubt 5 6 7 8 is going to look like that by Spring Training. Point is one of the big 5 in the 9 spot.

 

Either you are a huge, unwashed taint, OR your internet usage is limited to this message board.

 

Which one is it?

 

Huge, unwashed taint wins for best insult of the day thus far.

 

Or maybe you are just really REALLY stupid. Did you flunk out of elementary school or did you just start watching baseball this year? If you share your idiotic ideas on the internet you deserve to be criticized for it.

 

And if you act like the **** droppings of Miley Cyrus, you deserve to be mocked in kind. Perhaps you might try a more constructive criticism such as JFaS did, rather than taking shots without providing any substance as to how you came to the conclusion that I am an idiot.

 

I don't have the time to spend calculating optimal lineups and taking every detail into consideration as you apparently do. I made a quick post with a lineup off the top of my head while trying to convince my 13 month old daughter to stop screaming. Forgive me if my lineup is not up to the glorious intellectual standards of Stangstag, you unbelievable twat.

 

Lol I have to say, your insults are pretty imaginative.

 

Sounds like parenting and baseball are not your thing.

 

Sounds like you don't have children. Not surprising, I doubt any female would be willing to spread her legs for you, much less allow you to father their babies. I'm sure the closest thing you've had to sexual relations in the past three to four years was gliding the barrel end of a Louisville Slugger inside your rectum, and I'm sorry to tell you the ensuing bowel movement forced through pine tar does not count as child birth so you remain desperate and alone in your studio apartment or your parents' basement, I'm not sure which.

 

Maybe you could tell everyone here what my first name is in real life. Of course, that's an empty request because you can't. You literally don't know the first thing about me but I bet I could tell you a whole lot about yourself, you chronic masturbator, you. People like you pay for a ticket to a Jays game but end up paying more attention to the bimbo cheerleaders dancing on top of the dugout between innings, all of whom will play a sick role in your evening sessions with the hand cream and the box of tissues for the next week. Reality is you probably don't even have a chance with the fat chick in the non-flattering "Blue Jays, '92 World Series Champs" sweater with the ketchup stains on it deep throating a ballpark frank and reaching for her extra large Pepsi.

 

For someone with a name like "ScientificReason" you might try accumulating evidence of some sort before making grand assumptions about someone's personal life based on a casual post on a baseball message board.

 

^Ban. There's no need for this kind of BS.

 

It was a joke LMAO. Take some pills and calm down, and yes I do have children. get a grip man. Your argument was I dont know anything about you, then you go on to make stuff up about me...you don;t know nothing about me either herp derp. You sound mentally unstable dude, unplug. No one wants to read this garbage on here.

 

Yup this guy should be banned

 

People shouldn't bring parenting to the BJMB. Leave that s*** out. Guys can handle personal attacks (well, sometimes) but don't bring someone's children into the equation.

 

Agree

 

Went way too far

 

Btw, is JugglingPitches Moogy's raging alter ego?

 

Ahh, nevertheless could be a former account. Pretty convenient when an "old" account shows up after someone gets banned.

 

Or he might just be some random raging *******. If it's Moogy, it's a very different persona to say the least.

 

He was the one who started mentioning his kids.

 

This all started because he said Martin should bat 9th and I told him that idea is beyond retarded. Then he started with the crazy insults and s*** went downhill.

 

Mods should look through this thread and see some of his posts

[aselvana]

ltr=long time reader

[HERPDERP]

E5 - Edwin Encarnacion, because an error by a 3B is called an E5 in the scorecard

[L54]

JugglingPitches

 

Was banned because someone insulted me as a parent and I responded defensively.

 

Lol, LTR gonna feel like an idiot now.

[ValiantJaysFan]

Why do you feel the need to be the forum detective? You constantly try and uncover "CHP" and let everyone know when you think you have found him. What makes it worse is when you do it and the poster in question hasn't been acting like an idiot. It's rather childish.

 

Yeah...at least present the evidence for the basis of the claim.

[ValiantJaysFan]

Thanks for posting all that King...not gonna quote for obvious reasons.

 

Unfortunately it looks like the posts that I responded to leading to my rage were deleted. I was banned and no one else from that exchange was. Was having a bad day. lol

[ValiantJaysFan]

Yes this thread has gone completely off the rails. Was hoping it would actually be a useful reference thread for new posters. Feel free to shut 'er down, mods. Or clean it up, whatever. Somehow it became about me.

[Effit]

ltr=long time reader

 

All this time I thought it stood for 'loves trolling relentlessly'.

[LTR]

I just read everything and I still think he's CHP (don't know why I thought he was Moogy B4, that was an extremely poor analysis).

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

Plus side LTR and Scientific are not in the running For Mod at least!!!

 

Which reminds me Vote BBBB "The Ban Hammer" for Mod, Thanks !

 

Kicking ass for you and a better message board !

[Effit]

Welcome back to the board. I'll add a couple.

 

BTS: Brian Tallet's Stache

GD: GordieDougie

 

I don't remember the origin of dumn.

 

After being here for a couple of months, I feel like I'm misspelling the word when I spell it 'dumb'.

[Jonzo]

Yes this thread has gone completely off the rails. Was hoping it would actually be a useful reference thread for new posters. Feel free to shut 'er down, mods. Or clean it up, whatever. Somehow it became about me.

 

You might be new here since you seem surprised this thread went off the rails.

[Candy Maldonado]

I thought cf was **** farts.

[BTS]

Welcome back to the board. I'll add a couple.

 

BTS: Brian Tallet's Stache

GD: GordieDougie

 

I don't remember the origin of dumn.

 

I think boxy ironically posted 'your dumn' on the old forum.

[baubau]

Welcome back to the board. I'll add a couple.

 

BTS: Brian Tallet's Stache

GD: GordieDougie

 

I don't remember the origin of dumn.

 

I would have thought BTS = Bitter Tired Senior. Learn something new every day.

[HERPDERP]

lol I just recalled Brandon The Tool. Keep forgetting that BTS =/= BTT

 

Everyone remember that time where he posted his ex gf's nudes on the old forum cause she cheated on him?

 

Good times. Hope he is still around.

[theblujay]

lol I just recalled Brandon The Tool. Keep forgetting that BTS =/= BTT

 

Everyone remember that time where he posted his ex gf's nudes on the old forum cause she cheated on him?

 

Good times. Hope he is still around.

 

That's deadpool

[HERPDERP]

you're s***ing me

[o2cui2i]

this whole thread... SMH= shaking my head

[Angrioter]

btsisanidiotandihatehimalota

[L54]

I just read everything and I still think he's CHP (don't know why I thought he was Moogy B4, that was an extremely poor analysis).

 

Ya, you're going to have to hand in your detective badge LTR. Sorry bud.

[o2cui2i]

lol I just recalled Brandon The Tool. Keep forgetting that BTS =/= BTT

 

Everyone remember that time.....

 

I think it would be nice if people can stop bringing this back up. I'm sure if others had gone through something like that and had a melt down they'd appreciate not being constantly reminded about it.

[L54]

Don't think Deadpool gives a s*** to be honest.