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I decided to make my first post to this board in efforts of changing their fortunes. Carrera needs to be deported to Mexico immediately. Their ragtag group of replacement starters of Copeland, Boyd and others remind me of the Chen Man Wang days and when they had Thompson and Tomo Oka to start the year. Why not let Hendricks pitch a game? He has been good. They need to bring Norris up now and DFA the Mexican so he can go eat some tacos and he can drop the taco, spilling guacamole all over his pants. Carrera was probably just nervous as his five year old kid is at the game who Howarth and Siddall commented "oh what a body on that five year old" ....I can see another Howarth suspension coming. In addition, Reyes' hair is dumb

 

Well said.

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That might be the worst drive of the game I've ever seen.

 

That was weak a routine fly ball as drive of the game.

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take joy in the small victory

 

bottom of the order got their job done. Now it's time for the big boys to do their f***ing jobs.

 

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS

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Imagine if Jose Reyes was traded. That would be a f***ing dream.

 

I would celebrate that

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for those who don't know,take a full swing and hit your foot with a hammer and you'll know what that feels like.
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I decided to make my first post to this board in efforts of changing their fortunes. Carrera needs to be deported to Mexico immediately. Their ragtag group of replacement starters of Copeland, Boyd and others remind me of the Chen Man Wang days and when they had Thompson and Tomo Oka to start the year. Why not let Hendricks pitch a game? He has been good. They need to bring Norris up now and DFA the Mexican so he can go eat some tacos and he can drop the taco, spilling guacamole all over his pants. Carrera was probably just nervous as his five year old kid is at the game who Howarth and Siddall commented "oh what a body on that five year old" ....I can see another Howarth suspension coming. In addition, Reyes' hair is dumb

 

Seeing as Zeke is DFA'd after this game, let this loser pitch the 8th. Maybe he will somehow throw a ball in the dirt and hurt Fatty, so we can get him out of the line up. Now the great Felix will pitch Tuesday, keeping with the trend of losers they start.

 

Maybe we can get Phil Coke back. I'd rather do coke than eat tacos that spill everywhere anyway.

 

Coke is clean and Daryll, Dwight and Keith did it, so it can't be that bad.

 

wtf am i reading

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for those who don't know,take a full swing and hit your foot with a hammer and you'll know what that feels like.

 

I'll go and try this right now and get back to you.

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Especially with Bautista's elite bat speed. That has to hurt.

 

the only good thing would be that it was side of the foot and not straight down on top.

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