ESPN - Stroman Could Make A Difference in AL East

[JaysRap]

By Jayson Stark

 

http://espn.go.com/blog/spring-training/post/_/id/2473/stroman-could-make-a-difference-in-al-east

[G-Snarls]

Do I dare read this or will I swoon and fap all afternoon?

[intentional wok]

Do I dare read this or will I swoon and fap all afternoon?

 

Read it. But I'm biased anyway, since I tend to swoon and fap all afternoon if I've even just had a good lunch. I've learned to schedule my life around it.

[G-Snarls]

Very good read. I'm excited. He's the guy that when he starts I always need to see the game.

[Ehjays]

By Jayson Stark

 

http://espn.go.com/blog/spring-training/post/_/id/2473/stroman-could-make-a-difference-in-al-east

 

Thanks for posting, He is the guy that is gonna put up some legit numbers this year.

[G-Snarls]

Thanks for posting, He is the guy that is gonna put up some legit numbers this year.

 

Hutch is the biggest wildcard to me

[Angrioter]

[CJ-Freeway]

Nice read, thanks for the post.

[JuniorFelix]

Very good read. I'm excited. He's the guy that when he starts I always need to see the game.

Ditto.

 

Hutch to an extent as well. And i'm sure when Norris finally arrives for good, he'll be a can't miss as well.

[Spanky99]

ESPN - Stroman Could Make A Difference in AL East

 

Jayson Stark - Thanks, Captain Obvious!

[baubau]

Loving the exposure that Stroman and Norris are getting but people should also watch out for Hutch! I think he might be the pitcher I am most excited to see.

[Spanky99]

Loving the exposure that Stroman and Norris are getting but people should also watch out for Hutch! I think he might be the pitcher I am most excited to see.

 

Yessir!

[burlingtonbandit]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/young-blue-jays-pitcher-marcus-stroman-embracing-emotion-of-bittersweet-day-202050663.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

 

Another article about one of our pitchers. Yay!

[Frank Menechino]

ESPN really sucking the Blue Jays dick lately.

 

Not sure if trolling or the most obtuse annoying guy ever.

[Spanky99]

I don't get Jonn, I believe he's a functioning invalid, we should all walk on eggshells with him.

[Spanky99]

He seemed alright to me until he went batshit crazy in one of the GDTs.

 

What's a balk?

[Deadpool]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/young-blue-jays-pitcher-marcus-stroman-embracing-emotion-of-bittersweet-day-202050663.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

 

Another article about one of our pitchers. Yay!

 

What are you talking about? I didn't tear up at when reading the stuff about his grandma... DON'T LOOK AT ME!

 

(Also, that author has the whole "trying to sound really smart, but f***ing up the language just enough so that you know he is out of his depth" thing down.)