Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo's "High Heat"

[TwistedLogic]

 

Anybody else find this garbage hilarious? Maybe (probably) it's because he's been obsessed with the Jays lately and seemingly every one of his new clips focuses on them at least in some capacity, or maybe it's the vulgarity with which he shits on clubs doing poorly, or the fact that he just shits on the Red Sox in general, but I've quite liked his latest clips after just discovering this whole "High Heat" segment in the past few days.

 

I mean don't get me wrong, the guy's a f***ing mongoloid, but something about the whole "eccentric crack-fiend / blatant 80s caricature" of it all is incredibly entertaining (at least to me), and he's made me laugh out loud several times in just these last two "Brushbacks". If you are looking to take a serious, analytical approach to this, these videos aren't for you. If you want to get a laugh at an absurd, almost-wish-it-was-satire look on baseball, while simultaneously getting your homerism chubs stroked and hearing the guy s*** on all of the Jays' recent opponents, then this is definitely going to be worth your time.

 

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May 23 - The Brushback - http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/7417714/v33093899/high-heat-the-brushback/?query=high%2Bheat

 

Highlights

 

2:35 -- "Texas is a mess. You can kiss Texas goodbye! I don't care what Shoe (Choo) does, I don't care what Beltre does at third base, I'm not interested in Andrus, they are DONE, KAPUT, FINISHED -- in that division, we'll see ya in spring training in Surprise, March of 2015"

 

3:45 -- Segment where he sucks off the Blue Jays

 

8:05 -- Segment where he drops a dirty steaming s*** on the poor Padres

 

9:35 -- "So San Di-- HIT THE BOAWLL!!"

 

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May 28 - The Brushback - http://m.mlb.com/video/?content_id=33212997&topic_id=vtp_mlb_network&query=high%20heat

 

Highlights

 

0:00 -- Segment on Blue Jays

 

4:00 -- Segment on the brawl between the Red Sox and Rays; Drops an angry s*** on the Red Sox

 

7:00 -- Segment on the Mets firing their hitting coach; Drops the most obscenely rage-filled s*** I've ever seen in a sports segment on the Mets and Alderson.

 

8:10 -- "Let me ask you a question; Did the '27 Yankees have a hitting coach? Alright, how 'bout the Gashouse Gang? How 'bout DaMazjdgio!?! How 'bout the FIFTAH YANKEES?!?! How 'bout the 75 Reds, with Morgan, Bench, Perez, Griffey, anananwahallthose, ROSE, allthose-- NOOOOO!!! The hitting coach in baseball is so over-rated it's absurd!"

 

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May 28 - Consolation interview with Muck Bartinez because they couldn't get Alex to come onto the "show" -

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/7417714/v33212999/buck-martinez-joins-high-heat/?mlbtax=undefined

 

Highlights

 

4:10 -- Drops a quick s***, into a subject-changing sidestep, on Buck in response to Buck implying that hitting coaches hold a significance in baseball

 

0:00 -- Buck refers to him as simply "dog" several times throughout the interview.