GDT(2+3/3): Toronto Blue Jays @ Minnesota Twins - Dickey vs. Pelfrey - 1 & 7 PM ET

[Iluvbjs]

Reported.

 

So are you pal, you gaining points with the clique of internet tough guys here? You lol'd at it right afterwards, obviously catching on that it was a joke. Moron

[Iluvbjs]

u tryna start a scrap ting? ahlie

 

LOL, finally a sense of humor.

[GD]

lmao

 

holy s*** your title scared me lol

 

I'm fully fluent in high school athlete speak. From basketball player to baseball player to swimmer to hockey player (goin for a rip there eh baud? f***in gem) I can piss people off in many different ways.

[GD]

Guys, seriously. Gimme a chance at the GDT.

 

I'm not opposed, but there's a long waiting list.

 

LOL' date=' finally a sense of humor.[/quote']

 

chirp city

 

all mans ride out

[Eragon]

LOL' date=' finally a sense of humor.[/quote']

 

It's pretty sad how you're trying to back out of what you said now.

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca196ff7acef37befb340589545c97e2/tumblr_msmjvhEAwM1rfk8fdo5_400.gif

[fatcowxlive]

Guys, seriously. Gimme a chance at the GDT. Q

Same. Fatcow needs to step down, son.

 

Hey, if you guys put an effort in sure, I really don't care. The only reason why I keep doing it is because the last time we opened this it became a race and it was so f***ing slopply done.

 

I've seen GD's GDTs before and he puts in tonnes of effort too that's why he was my go to man last year lol

[Iluvbjs]

Maybe at first, but then I realized that you are a f***ing ******* and I love puppies.

 

http://campuswellbeing.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cute-puppies-with-worms.jpg

 

Well I was pretty pissed watching that s***, at the very least I woulda still held his head up to my ass and blasted a good one in his face.

[Iluvbjs]

It's pretty sad how you're trying to back out of what you said now.

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca196ff7acef37befb340589545c97e2/tumblr_msmjvhEAwM1rfk8fdo5_400.gif

 

Pardon me? Go back and read what I said. It was a f***ing joke. I'm not trying to back out of anything you retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. I have no f***ing dog.

[fatcowxlive]

I think it became a joke to do them as bad as possible. And they only got like 15 posts anyway.

 

Noooo I was talking about early last year, when we had our first losing streak the idea to get the team going again was to switch GDT makers... it got ugly lol

[Eragon]

^lol

[GD]

Maybe at first, but then I realized that you are a f***ing ******* and I love puppies.

 

That's pretty much my f***ing motto

[Eragon]

Pardon me? Go back and read what I said. It was a f***ing joke. I'm not trying to back out of anything you retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. I have no f***ing dog.

 

It's pretty obvious you weren't joking. Who would make up something like that.

[fatcowxlive]

Well that's why someone needs to be appointed.

 

Sure, I don't mind this. What ever days you guys are available you can tell me and you guys have the green light. This way you guys get ample time and no race lol

[GD]

Hey, if you guys put an effort in sure, I really don't care. The only reason why I keep doing it is because the last time we opened this it became a race and it was so f***ing slopply done.

 

I've seen GD's GDTs before and he puts in tonnes of effort too that's why he was my go to man last year lol

 

I'm not doing another 2-3 hour GDT lol. It'd be sufficient to your standards but I'm not putting the max amount of images and f***ing HTML editing ESPN pages again lol.

[Iluvbjs]

It's pretty obvious you weren't joking. Who would make up something like that.

 

Yeah ooookkkkeeeeeeeeee buddy!!! Back up slowly and put the crackpipe down son. It doesn't have to end this way. Help is on the way.

[fatcowxlive]

I'm not doing another 2-3 hour GDT lol. It'd be sufficient to your standards but I'm not putting the max amount of images and f***ing HTML editing ESPN pages again lol.

 

hahahaha those are small things but nah I trust you

[Iluvbjs]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane

While people behind me are going insane

 

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, such an *******)

 

I use public toilets and piss on the seat

I walk around in the summertime saying

"How about this heat?"

 

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an *******

(He's the world's biggest *******)

 

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people make handicapped faces

 

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an *******

(He's a real f***ing *******)

 

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

 

Nah!

 

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an *******

(He's the world's biggest *******)

 

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible

Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah

And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph

 

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder

Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned

Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers

And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

 

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side

And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

 

Two words, nuclear f***ing weapons, okay?

Russia, Germany, Romania

They can have all the democracy they want

They can have a big democracy cake walk

Right through the middle of Tienanmen square

 

And it won't make a lick of difference

Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead

He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer

We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

 

Well multiple that by 15 million times

That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be

I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes

 

(Hey)

And Lee Marvin

(Hey)

And Sam Peckinpah

(Hey)

And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas

(Hey, you know you really are an *******)

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal

 

I'm an *******

(He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an *******

(He's the world's biggest *******)

 

A S S H O L E, everybody

A S S H O L E

 

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf

Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum

Ooh, ooh

 

I'm an ******* and proud of it

 

 

 

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[GD]

COPY PASTE FAIL LMAO

 

But no post more lyrics from Let it Go I implore you

[Ziggyy108]

Naw' date=' my dog likes it. Keeps her kinda coming back for more. Works on the wife too.[/quote']

 

 

Hilarious man. So f***ing hilarious

[Iluvbjs]

f*** I'm too stupid to copy lyrics even. FFS

[The_DH]

I'm with you. I got into a situation with someone this week who was abusing his dog. He thought it was funny and his shaking dog was putting on a show. I was way older than the guy but I wasn't going to let it happen.

[Iluvbjs]

COPY PASTE FAIL LMAO

 

But no post more lyrics from Let it Go I implore you

 

Sorry, proves that most people who call others retards are usually retarded themselves. I'm just not completely retarded, just semi.

[GD]

Sorry' date=' proves that most people who call others retards are usually retarded themselves. I'm just not completely retarded, just semi.[/quote']

 

We all are, a little bit.

 

Mostly Fatcow, but hey.

[Iluvbjs]

Yeah, it's pretty sad that we live in a world where people have to beat and abuse their animals to feel better about themselves. I've always wondered why anyone would own an animal like that in order to abuse it. It mind boggling to me. But if you chased down and beat up every moron who beat up on animals, or their women, whateever.......you'd need a few liftimes to get done with it.

[fatcowxlive]

On second thought, Fatcow does them just fine.

 

Don't forget the polls meat.

 

Are you sure? I was actually looking forward to seeing what you and Belliss would do

 

FatCow, in your lifetime, the jays have never made the playoffs...ouch. How does it feel to be a born perennial jinx?

 

I blame the 94 kids! They ruined 2 franchises!

[fatcowxlive]

We all are, a little bit.

 

Mostly Fatcow, but hey.

 

f*** you hahahaha

[The_DH]

I hope you punched that motherf***er out.

 

A couple of security guards got involved but I didn't care. The dog was literally shaking before I got there.

[GD]

A couple of security guards got involved but I didn't care. The dog was literally shaking before I got there.

 

Respect.

[Iluvbjs]

A couple of security guards got involved but I didn't care. The dog was literally shaking before I got there.

 

What the f*** was he doing to his dog?

[fatcowxlive]

When will you learn to look in the mirror???

 

They all broke :'(