Opening Night GDT: LA Dodgers @ San Diego Padres - Ryu vs. Cashner - 8:05 PM ET

[bzapple]

I feel like I'm the only one actively watching this game. It's not great but I've been starved for baseball.

[GD]

f***, 4:00 tomorrow can't come fast enough.

 

I'm going to be at the movies. f***.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

I'm going to be at the movies. f***.

 

...Do you work at the movies? Why would you be at the movies?

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Resorted to googling random animal pictures on Reddit. That's what I'm choosing to do over watching this game.

[Convo]

Ryu can probably have any woman in South Korea

[GD]

...Do you work at the movies? Why would you be at the movies?

 

What the f***? Why? How does this happen?

 

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

[Angrioter]

I'm going to be at the movies. f***.

 

That girl should have a big ass.

[fatcowxlive]

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

 

lol you're f***ed

[bzapple]

Nice fielding by Gonzalez to start that DP.

[GD]

lol you're f***ed

 

I'd f***ing better be if I'm missing baseball.

[bzapple]

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

 

Sounds like you've made some bad life decisions.

[GD]

A few things:

 

A) I had the displeasure of watching that s*** movie last week. It's terrible and I'll never forgive Mrs. BTS for choosing it.

Please turn in your man card for accompanying a girl to the movies during the season opener for your favourite team. This is not acceptable.

 

Man card turned in. Cancelling invitation to circle jerk.

 

I f***ed up, guys.

[Convo]

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

 

That flick looks retarded.

[fatcowxlive]

A few things:

 

A) I had the displeasure of watching that s*** movie last week. It's terrible and I'll never forgive Mrs. BTS for choosing it.

Please turn in your man card for accompanying a girl to the movies during the season opener for your favourite team. This is not acceptable.

 

Invoke the bro rule. You knew us before you dated her right?? That's gotta count for something. I got the GDT ready and all

[GD]

Wait, what am I saying, I'm gonna be home for most of the game lol.

[ElNik2013]

Tell her you want to watch the game

 

f*** that bitch

 

 

 

I think that's what this young man is trying to do, give him a break.

[Convo]

So do the Padres get subsidized by the US military to wear those dumbshit uniforms?

[fatcowxlive]

Wait, what am I saying, I'm gonna be home for most of the game lol.

 

Wait can't you call her out for going to the movies on the afternoon? s*** be like it's better at night or something. DO IT

[GD]

You seeing this GD? The GDT is ready. FATCOW HAS THE GDT READY. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE POSTING IN IT. EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU'LL BE WATCHING A s*** MOVIE.

 

It's an early show time. I'll be home in plenty time to see a good portion of the loss.

 

How long was it?

[TheHurl]

A few things:

 

A) I had the displeasure of watching that s*** movie last week. It's terrible and I'll never forgive Mrs. BTS for choosing it.

 

That's so cute that you go to the movies with your Mom.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

 

Man up and stop being a little pussy. If you let her win this battle you will never win another for the rest of your life (assuming you stay with one girl your entire life, the odds are good!).

[fatcowxlive]

You seeing this GD? The GDT is ready. FATCOW HAS THE GDT READY. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE POSTING IN IT. EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU'LL BE WATCHING A s*** MOVIE.

 

His loss! I'm finishing up the notes right now!

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Who goes to the movies on a MONDAY at 4:00pm.

 

My senile grandmother who mistakes her pet cat for my five year old cousin, that's who.

 

This is some terrible judgment.

[GD]

This thread is literally high school

[Angrioter]

Because my girlfriend wants to see Divergent and I'm strongly regretting this.

 

lol you're f***ed

 

I just saw "Her"................... Nothing more sexy than see Joaquin Phoenix f***ed an operative system

[havok24]

The movies at 4:00 PM on a Monday lmao.

[bzapple]

This thread is literally high school

 

All it needs is drunk Spanky.

[GD]

All it needs is drunk Spanky.

 

All every thread needs is drunk Spanky.

[fatcowxlive]

Who goes to the movies on a MONDAY at 4:00pm.

 

My senile grandmother who mistakes her pet cat for my five year old cousin, that's who.

 

This is some terrible judgment.

 

Hahahaha! But seriously, Monday movies? Divergent has been out hasn't it, you couldn't take her earlier??

[Abomination]

I just saw "Her"................... Nothing more sexy than see Joaquin Phoenix f***ed an operative system

 

I think this lost something in translation lol!