JPA and his big mouth

[Angrioter]

Bautista

"I could really get used to the chemistry that I see between our catcher and our pitchers."

[Frenchsoup]

Bautista

"I could really get used to the chemistry that I see between our catcher and our pitchers."

 

i hope Texas gives him 100 plus starts, i heard he had a rough game tonight though so that's not looking good

[Convo]

i hope Texas gives him 100 plus starts, i heard he had a rough game tonight though so that's not looking good

 

EDIT: 0-3, 1 SO, 1 PB, 1 E -interference, PH for (you just know how JPA loves to be PH for)

[Candy Maldonado]

0-3, 1 SO, 1 PB, PH for (you just know how JPA loves to be PH for)

 

He also had an error.

[Ziggyy108]

EDIT: 0-3, 1 SO, 1 PB, 1 E -interference, PH for (you just know how JPA loves to be PH for)

 

ahhh it'll be fun tracking JP this year

[HASHTAGYOLOSWAG]

He came in through the bathroom window,

Protected by a silver spoon,

But now he sucks his thumb and wanders,

Striking out in Texas soon.

[JaysAllMighty]

He will find his niche in double A ball.

[G-Snarls]

Sorry but I love it

 

JP batting .143 so far. Goes 0-3, Washington pinch hits for him, and PH gets an RBI base hit. And JP makes an error in the game.

 

Wow

[Atothe]

Did he finish it with "well, except with Dickey ... And Jeffress ... And Santos ... And Thole"?

 

Troll. Spam. Ban.

[G-Snarls]

I hope they get ANOTHER catcher too just to really piss on him

 

Heck, send them Thole and Happ for a RH hitting backup OF or some such

[The Cats Ass]

It's so much more fun following JPA when he's not on our team.

[mitchf]

Poor guy must be going through so much...

[Halladays]

Poor guy must be going through so much...

 

I know, life must be hard when your bank account has 6-9 digits . What a loser that never deserved anything close to what he made.

[Flamingweazel]

JPA always trying to blame everyone else.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

I know, life must be hard when your bank account has 6-9 digits . What a loser that never deserved anything close to what he made.

 

JPA's bank account does not have that much in it (relatively speaking). If he makes it to 6M in career earnings (half of which goes to tax and I;m sure a large % of it was spent on stupid s***) it'll be a miracle.

 

His insurance policy is his musician wife. Smart move getting that locked in before he washes out.

[fatcowxlive]

Sorry but I love it

 

JP batting .143 so far. Goes 0-3, Washington pinch hits for him, and PH gets an RBI base hit. And JP makes an error in the game.

 

Wow

 

Did Washington make JP lose sleep over it too? lmao

[G-Snarls]

FWIW D'Arnaud had a s***** spring and remains hitless for the regular season

[gruber92]

He will find his niche in double A ball.

 

This.. At least he'll have a shot at Crash Davis' HR title.

[G-Snarls]

Bump

 

Batted 9th last night and went 0-3 with 1K

 

Now batting .100

[Jays]

Bump

 

Batted 9th last night and went 0-3 with 1K

 

Now batting .100

 

lol offense only catcher.

[G-Snarls]

lol offense only catcher.

 

I presume he still has some options left?? (I don't recall us using any of them)

 

Washington obviously NOT happy with what he's seeing

[G-Snarls]

Robinson Chirinos catching for the Rangers today

 

Just. Saying.

[G-Snarls]

Chirinos 2-4 with 2 RBI in a big win over Boston today

[G-Snarls]

BATTING

2B: Fielder (2, Doubront), Murphy (2, Doubront), Beltre, A (3, Badenhop), Chirinos (1, Badenhop), Choo (1, Badenhop), Adduci (1, Workman).

HR: Chirinos (1, 3rd inning off Doubront, 0 on, 0 out).

TB: Andrus; Beltre, A 3; Choo 3; Adduci 2; Murphy 2; Rios, A 2; Chirinos 6; Fielder 3.

RBI: Chirinos 2 (2), Fielder 2 (3), Beltre, A 2 (4), Murphy 2 (3), Choo (3), Choice (1).

2-out RBI: Fielder; Beltre, A; Murphy; Chirinos.

Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Beltre, A; Wilson, Jo 2; Choice; Fielder.

SAC: Andrus; Wilson, Jo.

SF: Murphy; Choice.

Team RISP: 6-for-14.

Team LOB: 7.

 

FIELDING

DP: 5 (Wilson, Jo-Murphy-Fielder 2, Andrus-Fielder, Andrus-Murphy-Fielder, Murphy-Andrus-Fielder).

[Stangstag]

Bump

 

Batted 9th last night and went 0-3 with 1K

 

Now batting .100

 

Unfortunately, Rasmus and Lawrie are worse

[Frenchsoup]

Unfortunately, Rasmus and Lawrie are worse

 

Yeah but at least they play adequate defense and don't break our pitchers down.

[Jays]

This is my favorite thread.

[G-Snarls]

JP not making many Texas fans happy on Twitter

 

 

 

 

[Chappy]

Seems about right. JPA should have just learned to s*** his mouth. Sure he made it to the bigs, but is is one of the worst players in the league and he talks like he is a game changer. He is, but for the other team, lol.

[Flamingweazel]

Seems about right. JPA should have just learned to s*** his mouth. Sure he made it to the bigs, but is is one of the worst players in the league and he talks like he is a game changer. He is, but for the other team, lol.

 

Reality is going to hit him hard, he should have worked hard to improve and be grateful the Jays gave him as much leeway as they did. he is a moron.