Ian Kinsler rips Rangers - calls Daniels a "sleazeball"

[z3r0s]

Probably anytime Hurl talks to women half his age, followed by a drink thrown in his face.

 

Isn't Hurl like 21? He's gotta stop chatting up those 11 year olds with cocktails.

[The Cats Ass]

Hurl is like 63.

 

I think he's pretty much a clone of Pierce Hawthorne.

[G-Snarls]

Moogy going off the rails

 

Reel yourself in, man

[The Cats Ass]

Moogy going off the rails

 

Reel yourself in, man

 

Or on the rails....

 

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgn9bHG1y1qfhjyro1_500.jpg

[The Cats Ass]

A man is walking down the street, and a woman runs into him screaming "two men have been hurt around the corner ... please help them!" The man, startled, starts running with the woman, and gathers his wits. He asks "Are they hurt badly? Is one hurt worse than the other?" To which the woman responds "It's tough to tell, I think the man hopping around is hurt pretty bad." He finally sees the injured men. One is hopping around cursing at the other man and holding his shin. He exclaims: "you @#$@! you kicked me in the shin, you !@#%." The other man is lying on the ground, bleeding profusely from his head, stomach and leg. The man examines the situation and states, "Ma'am ... let's tend to the man bleeding, he's hurt worse." To which the woman incredulously replies "Oh, Mr. Fancypants, able to determine who is hurt worse, huh? I didn't know you were a doctor."

 

Well it all depends. Is the woman blond?

[G-Snarls]

Eggroll. I wish I had a breeze running down my leg. I'd kill for a cookie. Stingray and double-sided Scooby Snack.

 

[z3r0s]

Hurl is like 63.

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/1720-Happy-Birthday-Board-Legend-Hurl?highlight=birthday

 

I knew I wasn't making that up... what is the truth!!

[G-Snarls]

?

 

I had fun with a crazy kid who wished death upon me after being called out for saying something monumentally dumb. And then innocuously quoted "NFL Bad Lip Reading" in response to a guy who misread a topic of discussion.

 

I know

 

It's just that some of your posts have been humorously bizarre

 

Note the latest I quoted you on

[Nox]

Hurl is like 63.

 

Just turned 71 actually. But he doesn't look a day over 75!

[G-Snarls]

Just turned 71 actually. But he doesn't look a day over 75!

 

Y'all are *******s. Just sayin'

 

LOL

[wilko]

lulz

[The Cats Ass]

This thread's great!

 

What more could you expect from a thread with "sleazeball" in the title.

[G-Snarls]

It's interesting that he speaks so highly of Nolan Ryan. Says he's the only guy who didn't get arrogant when the team got good. Interesting comment from Kinsler.

[AdamGreenwood]

"So I just time-traveled back six minutes to respond to this post. No big deal. "

 

No big deal? If you f*** up the space-time continuum, we're all going to phase out of existence.

It's very dangerous and should only be used in dire emergencies, not to show off on internet baseball forums. FFS.

People like you really piss me off. They need to raise the IQ standards on who should be allowed to time travel.

[LunchBox]

Moogy going off the rails

 

Reel yourself in, man

 

Leave Moogy alone, he's having a rough day.

 

9:40 Comment From Moogy: is 2/8 really an overpay for Dioner Navarro or is Anthopoulos’ ability to valuate players just way out to lunch?

9:41 Jeff Sullivan: It’s possible he could’ve been had for one year, but yeah, that commitment is basically nothing for a fairly solid semi-regular backstop

 

9:43 Comment From Moogy: Play devil’s advocate and tell me why Alex Anthopoulos’ offseason of signing nobody outside of Navarro is a plan that might work out?

9:44 Jeff Sullivan: The Blue Jays could have a lot better luck in 2014 than they had in 2013 and in 2013 they were supposed to be one of the better teams in the American League. A lot of that talent remains. They’re still going to add an actual major-league second baseman

 

9:54 Comment From Moogy: why aren’t people more upset when their team loses in Spring training? Is building momentum to the regular season not important?

9:54 Jeff Sullivan: Can’t tell if serious

 

10:16 Comment From Moooooogy: Blue Jays just signed another minor league knuckleballer in Frank Viola III, what gives with the Jays fetish for the knuckleball?

10:16 Jeff Sullivan: Why not?

[John_Havok]

ROFL at Sullivan "Can't tell if serious."

[FireAlexAnthopoulos]

Daniels would look like Billy Beane to Kinsler if he ever got traded here, in comparison to AA and Beeston.

[Captain Adama]

Hurl's reaction once he goes through this thread...

[Convo]

Cool story Kinsler, no really

[TheHurl]

Hurl's reaction once he goes through this thread...

 

That Daniels is an obvious Anti-Semite?

[8D]

Pretty classy by Daniels:

When Daniels hears Kinsler's version, he refrains from returning fire. "I'm not going to justify that," he says. "He was a key member of the best teams in the history of the franchise. He's entitled to his opinion."

 

I still can't really find a legit reason why Kinsler is so angry with Daniels. Traded his BFF Young, but you can't really blame Daniels for that, right? Aging, redundant on the team, earning too much cash for what he's worth...

No idea about the Nolan vs. Daniels saga. A lot of details I don't know about so I won't comment.

And then he got traded for Fielder after recently signing an extension. But I can see Daniels' goal with Kinsler when he's got very young Andrus and Profar under long term control on the cheap. And Daniels said he gave Kinsler the option to accept the trade or not.

 

Seems like a whole lot of sour grapes to me. Baseball is a business sometimes and I think he has to realize that.

Not a good idea to be burning bridges in such a small world.

[G-Snarls]

Pretty classy by Daniels:

 

 

I still can't really find a legit reason why Kinsler is so angry with Daniels. Traded his BFF Young, but you can't really blame Daniels for that, right? Aging, redundant on the team, earning too much cash for what he's worth...

No idea about the Nolan vs. Daniels saga. A lot of details I don't know about so I won't comment.

And then he got traded for Fielder after recently signing an extension. But I can see Daniels' goal with Kinsler when he's got very young Andrus and Profar under long term control on the cheap. And Daniels said he gave Kinsler the option to accept the trade or not.

 

Seems like a whole lot of sour grapes to me. Baseball is a business sometimes and I think he has to realize that.

Not a good idea to be burning bridges in such a small world.

 

There was stuff begins the scenes obviously. The Nolan vs Daniels stuff was whispered about but very secret squirrel. Must have been ugly though.

[Convo]

I still can't really find a legit reason why Kinsler is so angry with Daniels. Traded his BFF Young, but you can't really blame Daniels for that, right? Aging, redundant on the team, earning too much cash for what he's worth...

 

It was pretty clear to me [in the articles I read]. If I was Kinsler I'd hate the guy too.

[torontofan]

It was pretty clear to me [in the articles I read]. If I was Kinsler I'd hate the guy too.

 

Do elaborate please. I haven't really heard anything about this until now.

[G-Snarls]

[8D]