Jays and Rays discussing a trade involving Encarnacion and Price??

[Smedley Butler]

I typically set them up. And they're often more expansive than a threesome.

 

Rofl

 

You're my new toy. You should be honoured.

 

We're going to have a lot of fun with you buddy.

[Smedley Butler]

You look mentally slow ... and you challenged a cripple to a fight.

 

Crackhead.

 

Like I said, calling people names is the sign of a low wit. Again, you disappoint.

 

Never tried crack, but weed, coke, mushrooms, E, and LSD are splendiferous.

[Smedley Butler]

Pharmacologically speaking, coke = crack, crackhead.

 

Ohhhhh, you're mad aren't you? I can practically HEAR you gnashing your teeth there boy.

 

Sad lonely inexperienced boy making up stories about being married and having not only threesomes, but foursomes, fivesomes, orgies? With other men too, I assume? Or is it just you lying atop a mountain of women?

 

R..........................O.............F...........L

[Smedley Butler]

Pharmacologically speaking, coke = crack, crackhead.

 

Actually, it's not. You're ignorant on the subject.

 

"Highly intelligent" my ass. You're of below-average intellect, judging by your output on here.

[Angrioter]

Great board.

 

-Great baseball team (Rays?)

-Smart dudes (JFaS, Nox, Hurl, Angrioter)

-ONU (Asian-boxy, Dominican-Angrioter, Muslim-fatcow, Mexican-BTS)

-Smart topics (Anal sex, Penis sizes, Boobs-asses, Alcohol)

-Fights (Spank Vs everybody)

[Smedley Butler]

All sorts of permutations. But if there are any men, they're all straight ... and can perform ... so, you're screwed (or not, as the case may be).

 

Oh give it up virgin boy.

 

Just get an escort man, seriously. Trust me, we did that for a buddy who was too shy to approach women, getting his dick wet for the first time did wonders for him, it might help you too.

[G-Snarls]

Good God, this place sometimes...

[G-Snarls]

In all seriousness, you guys should meet up and fight this one out. It will be the first fight at the designated message board battleground.

 

All in favour of a dedicated Smedly Butler vs Moogy fight thread in the OT forum? I'd rather have it going on there than in this thread...

[jays4life19]

All in favour of a dedicated Smedly Butler vs Moogy fight thread on another message board. I'd rather have it going on there than in this thread...

 

 

ftfy

[Boxcar]

ftfy

 

Is it worth the trouble of unignoring both of them?

[Nox]

Great board.

 

-Great baseball team (Rays?)

-Smart dudes (JFaS, Nox, Hurl, Angrioter)

-ONU (Asian-boxy, Dominican-Angrioter, Muslim-fatcow, Mexican-BTS)

-Smart topics (Anal sex, Penis sizes, Boobs-asses, Alcohol)

-Fights (Spank Vs everybody)

 

Lol

[GD]

Is it worth the trouble of unignoring both of them?

 

Somewhat.

[GeorgiaPeach]

My friends can afford their own drugs brother, we all make decent enough money thankfully.

 

I never understood the want or need to do drugs.

[Deadpool]

I never understood the want or need to do drugs.

 

*shrug* I enjoy booze, it's a drug of sorts...

[GeorgiaPeach]

I hope Smedley/HowardRoark isn't that rape hound Jays1960 from the Old Forum.

[Smedley Butler]

I never understood the want or need to do drugs.

 

Alcohol is a drug. Don't be a self-righteous hypocrite.

[Smedley Butler]

*shrug* I enjoy booze, it's a drug of sorts...

 

Not "of sorts", it just is. It's an addictive, mood-altering substance that can f***ing KILL YOU if you've been abusing it for long enough and try to detox cold-turkey.

[Smedley Butler]

I hope Smedley/HowardRoark isn't that rape hound Jays1960 from the Old Forum.

 

No.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Alcohol is a drug. Don't be a self-righteous hypocrite.

 

Over the course of the year, I maybe have a dozen beers....maybe.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Not "of sorts", it just is. It's an addictive, mood-altering substance that can f***ing KILL YOU if you've been abusing it for long enough and try to detox cold-turkey.

 

Weird, it's addictive yet when I was younger and drank on weekends it didn't translate into me consuming more and more as I got older. I actually drink less in a year than I use to drink over the course of a weekend.

 

No need.

[awsomest]

Over the course of the year, I maybe have a dozen beers....maybe.

pfft i'mm drunk right now

[Smedley Butler]

Over the course of the year, I maybe have a dozen beers....maybe.

 

Ahhh, gotcha. I assumed you were a raging alcoholic like half the rest of this board.

[GeorgiaPeach]

pfft i'mm drunk right now

 

I have to be up for work at 5:30

[Smedley Butler]

Weird, it's addictive yet when I was younger and drank on weekends it didn't translate into me consuming more and more as I got older. I actually drink less in a year than I use to drink over the course of a weekend.

 

No need.

 

You didn't drink enough to get addicted. Cocaine is very addictive, yet I can do it on the weekends and not physically crave it during the week. You need to habituate your brain to the substance to get hooked, intermittent use is safe, unless we're talking something like meth, crack or heroin where the addiction threshold is much lower.

[OtisNixonFan]

You didn't drink enough to get addicted. Cocaine is very addictive, yet I can do it on the weekends and not physically crave it during the week. You need to habituate your brain to the substance to get hooked, intermittent use is safe, unless we're talking something like meth, crack or heroin where the addiction threshold is much lower.

 

By, saying you can't get addicted to coke through intermittent use is a bit skeptic. You might not snort a rip during the week, but let me ask you this: If you're out for a casual pint on a Tuesday night and a friend offers you a bump, do you say no? I highly doubt it. The thing is with coke, you may not be addicted, but the ability to turn it down is an awful tricky thing to develop.

[Smedley Butler]

By, saying you can't get addicted to coke through intermittent use is a bit skeptic. You might not snort a rip during the week, but let me ask you this: If you're out for a casual pint on a Tuesday night and a friend offers you a bump, do you say no? I highly doubt it. The thing is with coke, you may not be addicted, but the ability to turn it down is an awful tricky thing to develop.

 

I don't drink and I hardly ever go out during the week, though. But no, I wouldn't be likely to turn it down, just as I wouldn't be likely to turn down anything that I enjoy at any time. My willpower is severely lacking, which is why I limit my opportunities to indulge. If I enjoy something, I want to do it all the time, unfortunately, no matter WHAT it is. I have the brain of an addict unfortunately, and so I control myself by limiting my exposure to opportunities to get f***ed up.

 

That said, tonight I stayed in, and stayed sober. I'm bored as hell. Lol

[Chappy]

You didn't drink enough to get addicted. Cocaine is very addictive, yet I can do it on the weekends and not physically crave it during the week. You need to habituate your brain to the substance to get hooked, intermittent use is safe, unless we're talking something like meth, crack or heroin where the addiction threshold is much lower.

 

You don't need to consume in excess to get addicted. For some people it just takes a couple times and they are hooked, for others they just don't like it. The only 'drug' I consume is alcohol and that is only once a week on Friday or Saturday night. I probably drink way more than I should when I do, but I have no issue going weeks without consuming and this is years after drinking nightly while in university.

[ElNik2013]

This board is addictive for some.

[OtisNixonFan]

You don't need to consume in excess to get addicted. For some people it just takes a couple times and they are hooked, for others they just don't like it. The only 'drug' I consume is alcohol and that is only once a week on Friday or Saturday night. I probably drink way more than I should when I do, but I have no issue going weeks without consuming and this is years after drinking nightly while in university.

 

You're a rare sort Chappy.. The ability to rationally utilize an addictive substance is hard to come by. I work 50 hour weeks, yet still manage to drink 5/7, smoke pot 7/7 and will abuse any drug I can easily acquire or am offered. I'm 26, hold down a management position in my field and am, generally, well regarded by my peers. I wish I had the ability to limit my consumption, however, without an altered state of mind I'm far too bored. Addiction can happen quickly, slowly, intentionally or without a thought. It truly is the demon in the freezer.

[Smedley Butler]

You don't need to consume in excess to get addicted. For some people it just takes a couple times and they are hooked, for others they just don't like it. The only 'drug' I consume is alcohol and that is only once a week on Friday or Saturday night. I probably drink way more than I should when I do, but I have no issue going weeks without consuming and this is years after drinking nightly while in university.

 

Alcohol isn't a "drug", it's just a drug.

 

As is sugar. As is caffeine. People don't like hearing this, but so what?

 

Everyone is an addict in this society, we all just have different drugs of choice. Food is the biggie, we're all hardwired to seek out fats, salt and sugar. Every tried cutting out ALL sugar and carbs (the same thing, to your body)? I have, and holy f***ing s*** is it ever hard. Look up ketosis.