Jays and Rays discussing a trade involving Encarnacion and Price??

[Chappy]

You might think you're making sense, but you're really not.

 

If you're trying to imply that you're "ribbing" us, saying "I had ribs for dinner" is not an actual expression that means that.

 

By saying 'ribs' I think he really means his 'friends' dick.

[Deadpool]

By saying 'ribs' I think he really means his 'friends' dick.

 

Yeah, you're probably right... just mowing down on 'em, getting the sauce all over his lips... etc...

 

Well, now I'm gunna have to go have a shower.

[Smedley Butler]

Much like your self-commentary, your attempts at characterizing others are delusional. Hell, just a couple days ago, I even graced the board with another fabulous "screenplay" regarding Spanky (and the board loves them. Loves. Loves. Almost as much as you love swordfighting with your imaginary friends). You're 0-for-life. Snort your troubles away.

 

And my wife is too busy dreaming about our girlfriends to be bothered

with a sad, lonely crackhead with a teeny weeny and no skills. Even in your lies, you're still small.

 

Awwww, resorting to name-calling AGAIN? The mark of an inferior wit.

 

Also, I'm pleased to see how easy it was to manipulate you into making up sexual stories regarding imaginary threesomes with multiple women other than your wife; you expect us to believe that? Pathetic. =)

 

Don't be mad. It's just the innernette brother, there is absolutely no need to be so upset.

 

And guys, those ribs were great. Just the thing I needed after a good lifting sesh. Fried in butter, no seasonings neccessary. Low-sugar veggies on the side (onions and cucumbers). Deliciouso.

[Deadpool]

Awwww, resorting to name-calling AGAIN? The mark of an inferior wit.

 

Also, I'm pleased to see how easy it was to manipulate you into making up sexual stories regarding imaginary threesomes with multiple women other than your wife; you expect us to believe that? Pathetic. =)

 

Don't be mad. It's just the innernette brother, there is absolutely no need to be so upset.

 

And guys, those ribs were great. Just the thing I needed after a good lifting sesh. Fried in butter, no seasonings neccessary. Low-sugar veggies on the side (onions and cucumbers). Deliciouso.

 

Here were see Smedley and one of his friends engaged in their typical activities:

http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/27/5266/159595.jpg

[Smedley Butler]

Hmm ... You learn something new every day. Here I thought chalking your lack of sexual prowess up to being too big was a sign of an inferior wit. And chalking up your lack of being able to meet a girl who can stand to be around you for any reason other than waiting for

their next line to being awesome? Superior wit.

 

You're very disappointing. I've had much more satisfying verbal jousts with others on here who made no claims of high intelligence. You seem to be BELOW average in that department, to be honest.

 

But please, regale us all with more tall tales of you and your wife's multiple threesome partners.

 

Rofl

[Smedley Butler]

Here were see Smedley and one of his friends engaged in their typical activities:

http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/27/5266/159595.jpg

 

Hey "Deadpool", do you like "Deadpool"? Is "Deadpool" your favest of fave comic book characters, or is a superhero other than "Deadpool" your favourite? Does "Deadpool" have any cool powers, or is he just a badass who minces around imaginary town whom everyone calls "Deadpool"?

 

Lol

[Deadpool]

Hey "Deadpool", do you like "Deadpool"? Is "Deadpool" your favest of fave comic book characters, or is a superhero other than "Deadpool" your favourite? Does "Deadpool" have any cool powers, or is he just a badass who minces around imaginary town whom everyone calls "Deadpool"?

 

Lol

 

No, I chose this name and avatar because I hate Deadpool. I'm what you might call an "idiot" who does stupid things on the internet for attention, like when I talk about how my dick is just too big to fit in any orifice other than the Jeebus approved ones to try to impress people and make myself feel better about my sad little life.

 

I also end posts with "lol" when I think I'm being particularly clever.

[Deadpool]

uphill gardening

 

I just felt this really needed to be emphasized...

[The_DH]

Sorry Moogy, just to bring you up to speed: smedley is a character from the old board known as dogg, puppy etc etc. he's a young Asian boy (Korean if I remember correctly). I think a Ryerson boy, he tried to have his first date a little while ago. Brought back memories of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the lambs.

[Deadpool]

Sorry Moogy, just to bring you up to speed: smedley is a character from the old board known as dogg, puppy etc etc. he's a young Asian boy (Korean if I remember correctly). I think a Ryerson boy, he tried to have his first date a little while ago. Brought back memories of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the lambs.

 

I don't think Smedley is the dogg either... He doesn't seem to have an actual handicap, which the Dog TOTALLY did...

[The_DH]

If he's not then he's channeling the dogg.

[Smedley Butler]

Says every "friend" using you for their next hit.

 

Tell us more about the size of your friends' penises. Are they curved? Which way? How thick? Enquiring minds want to know. Oh, silly ... Don't get angry ... We're just "ribbing" you. And we brought lots of lube and

an enema.

 

My friends can afford their own drugs brother, we all make decent enough money thankfully. Even the girls I party with pay their own way, because they're adults too and work and wouldn't have it any other way. Feminism FTW, used to be a guy had to cover the girl's night. Tee hee.

 

I gotta go get some sleep now, but promise me that you'll make up some hot and kinky imaginary stories about your imaginary threesomes you and your wife have? Make it good, throw some fetish s*** in there too, really spice it up.

 

Aren't you even the least bit embarassed that I goaded you into such an obvious and sad lie?

 

Rofl

 

Nighty night.

[Deadpool]

Way to smart to be the dogg, now Jarvis, yes.

 

I have no idea who Jarvis is.

[NorthOf49]

I don't think Smedley is the dogg either... He doesn't seem to have an actual handicap, which the Dog TOTALLY did...

A while ago it was suggested that Smedley was Howard Roark. Does anyone know if that's true? They seem pretty similar.

[GD]

WAT? No one likes either of you asshats, if I had to pick, I might give you a leg up, other than that, I think you two should meet up for a tea-bag session as I've suggested before, have at it, you uphill gardening, sphincter loving, one eyed salty dog guzzling gizzards. Two f***ing peas in a pod.

 

I SAID "GOOD DAY"

 

My favorite poster

[Deadpool]

A while ago it was suggested that Smedley was Howard Roark. Does anyone know if that's true? They seem pretty similar.

 

I know the name, but I'm not really familiar with their posting, so I would be of no help in this particular investigation.

 

I don't much care, there are idiots and *******s everywhere on the intertubes, I just do my best to deal when I have to and ignore when I don't.

[The_DH]

In both cases they are characters in history, one in fiction.

[NorthOf49]

I actually found Howard Roark amusing lol. This new character takes things too far.

[Glock]

I actually found Howard Roark amusing lol. This new character takes things too far.

 

I agree, Howard Roark was quite funny last year.

[NorthOf49]

Make your selection, in the mock draft!!

Oh I'm up in that thing? It'll have to wait until tomorrow, I'm supposed to be working on a calculus assignment right now.

[Boxcar]

I have no idea who Jarvis is.

 

This guy:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3213073&d=1301251122

[Deadpool]

This guy:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3213073&d=1301251122

 

He appears to have severe scoliosis and should probably see a doctor post haste.

[GD]

This guy:

 

That is indeed who I was talking about.

[Deadpool]

That is indeed who I was talking about.

 

He does look the type to compare dicks with his friends while leaving a trail of unsatisfied women in his wake.

[G-Snarls]

That is indeed who I was talking about.

 

Lee_Marv1n

[Maahfaace]

THIS WAS "GOD" KNOWN TERRENT-Come killet with the Wabbits!!

 

You drink to much

[Smedley Butler]

Lee_Marvin, Vern_Wells, etc, etc........

 

Buddy I went to meet you at the Designated IRL Toronto Blue Jays Message Board Battleground just to prove that I'm not that ginger steroid monkey, and you were too scared of me to show up. That day we were due to meet up was probably the ONE day EVER that I was active on the board and you were MIA, no coincidence I'm sure.

 

You scurrrrrrred. Lol

[Smedley Butler]

Oh, so now you're playing hard to get? Before you were all up in here flaunting your friends' penises. Now, you puckered up.

 

Apparently I'm too big.

 

You're going to have to issue a mea culpa regarding your pathetic lie regarding your imaginary threesomes your wife supposedly sets up for you guys sooner or later buddy. Surely?

 

Lying virgin. Moogy...........lol

[Smedley Butler]

Same dude, we've had a bit of fun over that, called it on his second post. King knew too.

 

I never tried to obscure this fact? I admitted it the moment I was asked. The only reason I had to make a new account was because a sympathetic mod had permabanned that account because I made you have a nervous breakdown on these boards for all to see. =)

 

FYI I actually did feel bad about that, never thought you'd take it to heart like that. You're one fragile dude. That's why I leave you alone these days.

[Smedley Butler]

OK, OK ... I'll be the BIGGER man, and let this go. I sometimes get too anal about people being big dicks, and I rib them. I'd say we all get together and hug it out with our cocks out, but our man Smedley is probably too busy smoking crack, lifting, eating, having sex and measuring his friends' penises while posting on message board. I'll bow out and just go back to being a superior wit and intellect.

 

The (slippery) floor is all yours Smeddles ...

 

Buddy you're not wriggling out of this so easily.

 

How humiliating is it that I manipulated you into concocting a laughably obvious lie about your wife roping in other women for you to both tag-team?

 

Very? =)