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Careful, boxcar, moogy and the rest of the virgin and/or toddlerpenis brigade gonna get you, son.

 

Do you and your friends have a little ranking board or chart for easy penis size comparison?

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Do you and your friends have a little ranking board or chart for easy penis size comparison?

 

size penis?

http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/troglodyte.jpg

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Do you and your friends have a little ranking board or chart for easy penis size comparison?

 

Nope, but just try being friends with someone for 10+ years, talking about sex/girls, being in the same communal shower block at the gym, sometimes even getting sucked off while your bud f***s her from behind etc. (Lol, I know), sooner or later you're going to know. Guys talk about their dicks buddy, when you finally make a friend you might find this out for yourself. =)

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sometimes even getting sucked off while your bud f***s her from behind etc. )

 

No thanks.

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No thanks.

 

Yeah I know, I can't even get hard in that situation unless I'm on something and I close my eyes. Hence the "lol I know" I threw in there. Still, I've found myself in that spot a few times over the years. Good hedonistic times.

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http://www.promo-wholesale.com/Upfiles/Prod_n/Mini-6--Ruler_20090814916.jpg

 

Don't worry...... he will grow if you don't touch him every second.

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If thats what guys do then I'm glad my friends and I got it all wrong.

 

He should write a book on how to be a man.

 

1. Always stand next to another man at the urinal and make sure to comment on his small dick so that he knows who's boss.

2. Brag about your exploits and penis girth either subtly (my dick is too big for anal) or directly (I'm at 7 and a half inches) on a baseball message board to assert dominance.

3. Make sure to call anyone who questions your behaviour a virgin or make allusions to their likely sub standard penis length, because that's what mature men do.

 

I would go on but then I'd have to charge people. You're welcome for those three, though.

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How to be a Man on the internet

 

1. Lie

2. Lie

3. Lie

4. Call people out

5. Lie

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Angrioter

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He should write a book on how to be a man.

 

1. Always stand next to another man at the urinal and make sure to comment on his small dick so that he knows who's boss.

2. Brag about your exploits and penis girth either subtly (my dick is too big for anal) or directly (I'm at 7 and a half inches) on a baseball message board to assert dominance.

3. Make sure to call anyone who questions your behaviour a virgin or make allusions to their likely sub standard penis length, because that's what mature men do.

 

I would go on but then I'd have to charge people. You're welcome for those three, though.

 

Number 1 please!!

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Deadpool

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-munching on some ribs-

 

You say something braaaaaah?

 

-looks down to admire huge penis, gives it a kiss-

 

Dude, would you stop admiring and kissing your friend's huge penis, it's making the rest of the library uncomfortable...

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So, is this now the thread where Smedley lets us all know he's really insecure about his penis, is really bad at "the sex" and has a special fondness for his friends' special purposes?

 

I love Smedley. No one else tries so hard to appear cool, but comes off looking more pathetic. It's his one true talent (besides having the smallest penis on the board).

 

Says the guy who spent his first month on the board desperately trying to tell us all how intelligent you are? Lol

 

You stopped posting your little hypothetical unfunny screenplays just because the entire board mocked you for doing so. Weak, brother. Very weak. You're of average intelligence, below-average wit, and you seem to lack conviction. Your wife most likely settled for you, and dreams of guys like me when she's laying back with her eyes closed, wishing you'd be done already. =)

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Says the guy who spent his first month on the board desperately trying to tell us all how intelligent you are? Lol

 

You stopped posting your little hypothetical unfunny screenplays just because the entire board mocked you for doing so. Weak, brother. Very weak. You're of average intelligence, below-average wit, and you seem to lack conviction. Your wife most likely settled for you, and dreams of guys like me when she's laying back with her eyes closed, wishing you'd be done already. =)

 

This is... starting to just get bizarre. I'm sort of wondering if you think you're being clever here with this over the top "internet bravado" thing, but are seriously missing the mark. I can't imagine anyone actually thinking any of this stuff for real (particularly the "yeah, all guys totally whip their dicks out and compare" part. And yes, I've Eiffel Towered a girl before, but I didn't look at the other dude's dick...)

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This is... starting to just get bizarre. I'm sort of wondering if you think you're being clever here with this over the top "internet bravado" thing, but are seriously missing the mark. I can't imagine anyone actually thinking any

of this stuff for real (particularly the "yeah, all guys totally whip their dicks out and compare" part. And yes, I've Eiffel Towered a girl before, but I didn't look at the other dude's dick...)

 

Those ribs I had earlier were delicious.

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Those ribs I had earlier were delicious.

 

You might think you're making sense, but you're really not.

 

If you're trying to imply that you're "ribbing" us, saying "I had ribs for dinner" is not an actual expression that means that.

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