NFL Thread

[Boxcar]

Allen is playing so f***ing well outside of that fumble

[Boxcar]

I have had an erection for this entire game. Josh Allen has evolved to the next level

[connorp]

Lol @ Browns

[Boxcar]

Well I guess we can slam the brakes on any hope of the Bucs not sucking big massive dongs

 

Tom Brady is nothing without Bellichick

[Boxcar]

NFL coach handsomeness rankings:

 

1. Sean McVay

2. Kliff Kingsbury

32. Andy Reid

[Boxcar]

I hate listening to Cris Collinsworth call games where Aaron Donald is playing. It's like listening to Pat Tabler call a game that includes Taijuan Walker.

[Boxcar]

Wtf are the Cowboys doing?

[Boxcar]

Well, Cowboys really got f***ed by that Jalen Ramsey flop on that offensive PI, but they should have kicked that f***ing field goal instead of turning it over on downs after running the ball on third down for some reason. Both teams looked pretty decent, and it was an entertaining game.

 

The real star was the Rams' new digs. Holy f***, that has to be the most spectacular sports venue I've ever seen.

[Boxcar]

Why in the asscock are the Titans and Broncos playing at 10:30?

[Boxcar]

=|

 

Who the hell decided to set up Browns vs. Bengals on TNF? Why?

[Brownie19]

=|

 

Who the hell decided to set up Browns vs. Bengals on TNF? Why?

 

Joe Borrow v. Baker Mayfield

 

Gotta get the #1 pick (and the former #1) some prime time. Plus there's a chance to make Cleveland Steamer jokes.

[Brownie19]

NFL coach handsomeness rankings:

 

1. Sean McVay

2. Kliff Kingsbury

32. Andy Reid

 

I think you've grossly underestimated how gorgeous Kliff is.

[Boxcar]

Joe Borrow v. Baker Mayfield

 

Gotta get the #1 pick (and the former #1) some prime time. Plus there's a chance to make Cleveland Steamer jokes.

 

Yeah I mean, the Bengals might be a bit exciting and I believe in Joe Burrow, but I think Baker Mayfield will be another idk...Mitch Trubisky? Maybe unfair, Baker will probably be a bit better. Bottom line, though, this is two sub-500 teams being featured in prime time. It suxxxxxxx

 

I think you've grossly underestimated how gorgeous Kliff is.

 

Well, one of them is dating a model so...I'm gonna ask my wife rq.

 

Ok, confirmed, McVay is more handsome. She at first actually didn't find Kliff handsome at all, so we had to throw hands but in the end she found a picture where he was "pretty ok"

[Brownie19]

Well, one of them is dating a model so...I'm gonna ask my wife rq.

 

Ok, confirmed, McVay is more handsome. She at first actually didn't find Kliff handsome at all, so we had to throw hands but in the end she found a picture where he was "pretty ok"

 

Upon further review - she is correct. I think I had this image ingrained in my head...

 

[Boxcar]

Upon further review - she is correct. I think I had this image ingrained in my head...

 

 

You mean I am correct

[Brownie19]

Yes Boxy - I mean you are correct. This was a joke gone horribly wrong.

[Boxcar]

Yes Boxy - I mean you are correct. This was a joke gone horribly wrong.

 

Yeah if there was a joke somewhere in there, I missed it completely. I'm putting this down as your fault.

 

Rooting for the Bengals in this one. The Browns are weird in that they are bad but I would prefer they stay bad forever just for the lulz

Edited September 17, 2020 by Boxcar

[Boxcar]

Damn, nice throw

 

The Bengals' defense f***ing blows

Really f***ing blows

Edited September 18, 2020 by Boxcar

[Boxcar]

Lmfao

 

Barely missed a touchdown, called inches short

 

Bengals end up with a 4th and goal at the 17, including a Browns penalty that gave them a fresh set of downs.

[Brownie19]

Damn, nice throw

 

The Bengals' defense f***ing blows

Really f***ing blows

 

It's been a pretty entertaining game. Bad defense makes the Browns offense look good. Chubb has massive holes to run through.

[Boxcar]

It's been a pretty entertaining game. Bad defense makes the Browns offense look good. Chubb has massive holes to run through.

 

I like how Troy and Joe are fellating this Browns offense. This is two really bad teams just running all over each other

[Brownie19]

I like how Troy and Joe are fellating this Browns offense. This is two really bad teams just running all over each other

 

Yeah it's all just TV talk.

 

That said - what's wrong with saying "The Browns offense looks like they have some mojo back this week. Obviously the Bengels defense isn't strong, but this has to help their confidence moving forward"

[Boxcar]

Yeah it's all just TV talk.

 

That said - what's wrong with saying "The Browns offense looks like they have some mojo back this week. Obviously the Bengels defense isn't strong, but this has to help their confidence moving forward"

 

No no. We have to talk about how the Browns are finally justifying the hype around them by scoring 35 points (and allowing 30, lol!) against what has to be, once again, the worst run defense in the NFL. I'd love to see if Hunt and Chubb will be able to run like this against teams like the 49ers, Bills, Patriots or even the Jets.

[Spanky__99]

I hate listening to Cris Collinsworth call games where Aaron Donald is playing. It's like listening to Pat Tabler call a game that includes Taijuan Walker.

 

Well to be fair, Donald is the Trout/Clemens of the NFL.

[connorp]

Well to be fair, Donald is the Trout/Clemens of the NFL.

 

Where you been?

[Spanky__99]

Where you been?

Not sure what you mean, connor? Dolt!

[connorp]

Not sure what you mean, connor? Dolt!

 

To spell it out, I was mocking you for getting banned. Welcome back

[Spanky__99]

To spell it out, I was mocking you for getting banned. Welcome back

 

The mockery was bad and you should feel bad, thanks.

[Boxcar]

Aaron Donald is probably one of the best DTs to ever play, but I don't need to hear about him during literally every stoppage.

[Spanky__99]

Lets Go Pack!