Casey Janssen - stats since the all star break

[G-Snarls]

Is this a fluke?

 

Was he playing over his head first half?

 

If he hurt?

 

[Angrioter]

He's a good reliever but he's overused.

[Howard Roark]

47% due to irritation due to excessive build-up of sand in his second vagina, 33.3% distraction due to Breaking Bad being back on, 12% frustration that it's only Tuna Day on Fridays instead of every f***ing damn day, 11.9% grief due to losing to his wife at Monopoly once 3 summers ago, 88% due to apathy because he doesn't play for the Milwaukee Brewers 2 seasons ago when they were kinda pretty good for about 5 minutes there, 26% due to regression to the mean.

[admin]

Time for TJ.

[BabbaGanoush]

He's a good reliever but he's overused.

Lol what? Hes like the least used guy on the team.

[Howard Roark]

Time for TJ.

 

That needs to be the club's new marketing motto for 2014.

 

#TimeForTJ

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Gotham............

 

-In other headlines this week, some 16 year old Cuban kid pitcher signed with the Jays as an international free agent, and hurt his arm picking up the pen to sign the contract. Diagnosis; arm explosionzzz 'n sheit. Triple quadruple Tommy John surgery required, recovery time; never.

 

-Alexandro Antlerpopollis suffers from shoulder disintegrationzz explosionz elbow tendertitiz from excessive hand movements to the mouth in the act of transporting tzatziki-drenched succulent chickinz dere. Tommy John to the rescue!!1!

 

-Dateline August 12th 2013 15:50. Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion were kidnapped by a cabal of lascivious homosexuals and held at watergun-point for hours whilst their captors inflicted arm explozzzzionsszz 'n sheit on dem, requiring immediate Tommy John surgeries this afternoon upon their liberation by JTF-2 commandos acting on tips from anonymous sources.

[Angrioter]

He's on pace for 51.2 innings, that level of action is barely worth a roster spot.

 

Lol what? Hes like the least used guy on the team.

 

It,s not about IP

[Angrioter]

He's on pace for 51.2 innings, that level of action is barely worth a roster spot.

 

Lol what? Hes like the least used guy on the team.

 

But how can a guy who throws 7 innings a month be overused!?!

 

Closer mentality....

[Boxcar]

That needs to be the club's new marketing motto for 2014.

 

#TimeForTJ

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Gotham............

 

-In other headlines this week, some 16 year old Cuban kid pitcher signed with the Jays as an international free agent, and hurt his arm picking up the pen to sign the contract. Diagnosis; arm explosionzzz 'n sheit. Triple quadruple Tommy John surgery required, recovery time; never.

 

-Alexandro Antlerpopollis suffers from shoulder disintegrationzz explosionz elbow tendertitiz from excessive hand movements to the mouth in the act of transporting tzatziki-drenched succulent chickinz dere. Tommy John to the rescue!!1!

 

-Dateline August 12th 2013 15:50. Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion were kidnapped by a cabal of lascivious homosexuals and held at watergun-point for hours whilst their captors inflicted arm explozzzzionsszz 'n sheit on dem, requiring immediate Tommy John surgeries this afternoon upon their liberation by JTF-2 commandos acting on tips from anonymous sources.

 

Somehow you've become one of my favourite posters.

[Boxcar]

Closer mentality....

 

Looks like you didn't think this one through bro.

[Pete_7]

He said before the game he wasn't 100 percent. He said what he needs is rest to complete the recovery process and so he can finish the weighted ball program. Apparently he is only using the beginner stage during the season. Just shut him down the season is over.

 

I agree, let Santos close, let Casey get healthy

[rosalie52]

47% due to irritation due to excessive build-up of sand in his second vagina, 33.3% distraction due to Breaking Bad being back on, 12% frustration that it's only Tuna Day on Fridays instead of every f***ing damn day, 11.9% grief due to losing to his wife at Monopoly once 3 summers ago, 88% due to apathy because he doesn't play for the Milwaukee Brewers 2 seasons ago when they were kinda pretty good for about 5 minutes there, 26% due to regression to the mean.

 

I like the fact that Casey Janssen has two vaginas...

[KSaw]

11.2 innings is a monster sample size. Geez. Rivera just blew 3 saves in a row for the first time in his career. Maybe Casey isn't as mentally prepared trying to finish off meaningless games.

[P2F]

Somehow you've become one of my favourite posters.

 

I find myself agreeing with this. Dude's on a roll of late.

[Angrioter]

Relievers are volatile, END THREAD/

 

Today a golden goddess, tomorrow a 10 dollar whore.