Blue Jays have interest in Angels’ Kendrick

[Howard Roark]

The Angels are about 100% more f***ed then the Jays.

 

That's got to be the marketing department's slogan for the 2014 season. Seriously.

 

#SlightlyLessf***edThanTheAngels

 

Get Metric to write another s***** song to go along with it, and you're done.

[Howard Roark]

Maybe Buehrle + Janssen + Stroman for Kendrick.

 

Stroman would be the one among those 3 that I wouldn't want to part with. We need all the young, nearly MLB-ready cost-controlled fackers we can get.

 

Buehrle will be worth a lot more in the offseason when the already lacking market in FA starters dries up. Suddenly a fatass who can pitch you 200 innings of xFIP 4.20 ball looks Purdy damn good.

[over500]

That's got to be the marketing department's slogan for the 2014 season. Seriously.

 

#SlightlyLessf***edThanTheAngels

 

Get Metric to write another s***** song to go along with it, and you're done.

Metric is the true victim of Jays' s***** slogan and promotion. Do not hate.