GDT(1/3): Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago White Sox - Dickey vs. Axelrod - 8:10 PM ET

[GD]

I picture fatcow being about 80 lbs. So I doubt it.

 

I'm 6'2" so Fatcow could sit in a corner tweeting about it or something lol.

[Deadpool]

Fight in Tampa

 

Woohoo!!!

 

Ooh, what happened?

[G-Snarls]

Oh damn, benches clearing brawl

 

Rays coming on too

 

But no one ejected...

[Arkadium]

What is the inning requirement for a game to be considered complete if it's cancelled?

[Deadpool]

What is the inning requirement for a game to be considered complete if it's cancelled?

 

4.5 if the home team is winning, 5 if they're losing.

[G-Snarls]

Ooh, what happened?

 

Lackey plunked Joyce in the back

 

Joyce tried to go at him but Salty held him back

 

Benches cleared

 

Hilarity ensued

[Arkadium]

When's the next time we play Detroit? I'd love for Prince to run him over lol

 

Either him or Pablo will suffice.

[havok24]

I mean, we gave up our 2 best prospects for a 38-year old who has a 4.94 ERA through 14 starts. These are moves that set franchises back.

 

The best part about this whole deal is that our starting C is JP Arencibia!!!

 

What could possibly go wrong with that lol.

[Dylan]

2 minutes into the Rays game and it's already more excitement than the Jays game.

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37l2kbHzI1qihztbo1_400.gif

[dineke]

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1245&position=P#platediscipline

 

That O-swing% was never really sustainable, was it? I don't think he'll continue to be this bad but he won't be what he was imo.

 

It was only last year that it was absurdly high. I didn't even expect him to be as good as last year... thought he would be what he was the 2 years prior.

[TheHurl]

I assume you're talking about the fact a knuckleballer doesnt generate as much stress on the arm and can pitch later in age?

 

Even tho thats true, a 39-40 year old is a 39-40 year old and they experiance pretty much the same soreness to the rest of the body as most other guys that age. They will get back pain and feel other nagging soreness just out of being old for professional sports. Even Hurl himself spoke on this topic a few weeks ago saying his age might not effect his arm but the guy is going to still feel the pains of any other 40 year old guy.

 

All true and Spanky completely agreed with me (the surgeries he has gone through he knows it) but I think he was just asking if I've seen the documentary though. Which I have not yet. Not sure why I haven't

[Deadpool]

Lackey plunked Joyce in the back

 

Joyce tried to go at him but Salty held him back

 

Benches cleared

 

Hilarity ensued

 

Lackey deserves a punch in the face per game, IMO

[G-Snarls]

BRAWL

 

Aceves in action

 

I wish someone would take a cheap shot in him during a fight and break something

[JFD]

Rinse and repeat........shut the f*** up ya sphincter licking toe-rag!!!

 

why does it bother you so much? it only makes him do it more when you cry about it.. lol

[Shogun89]

Don't worry guys, Cream of sum Yung Guy will give us 7 solid innings tomorrow.

[PuppyStyle]

Hahahaha

[Deadpool]

Yeah, but you're smart and the interwebs tell me that means you're probably not very strong.

 

If you've ever posted on the internet, you lose all your muscle mass and are forced by the government to subsist on a diet of cheetos and mountain dew.

[G-Snarls]

Lackey deserves a punch in the face per game, IMO

 

Not tonight

 

Farrell pulled him after the next batter doubled

[Abomination]

Lackey deserves a punch in the face per game, IMO

 

Forget Lackey, someone needs to shave Buchholz head during the scrum so he can't doctor the ball any more (or at least he'd have to return to getting it off his arm).

[gruber92]

Why can't SN hire a chick like Jenny Dell. f*** she's hot.

[Dylan]

Game might start in a few minutes

[GD]

Yeah, but you're smart and the interwebs tell me that means you're probably not very strong.

 

Do you even lift brah? 1 v 1 me.

 

If you've ever posted on the internet, you lose all your muscle mass and are forced by the government to subsist on a diet of cheetos and mountain dew.

 

Diet of champions.

[gruber92]

North side is clear. Only a matter of time now.

[G-Snarls]

Why can't SN hire a chick like Jenny Dell. f*** she's hot.

 

Stupid hot

[Arkadium]

Why can't SN hire a chick like Jenny Dell. f*** she's hot.

 

Didn't they hire that chick with the boobs?

[G-Snarls]

Why can't SN hire a chick like Jenny Dell. f*** she's hot.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-67qCuhKTNkc/T8WoPQIOGQI/AAAAAAAAIlY/4jq_ILCGLew/s1600/jenny+dell+fan+sign+masshole+sports.jpg

[G-Snarls]

Didn't they hire that chick with the boobs?

 

Erin Hawksworth

 

She's fine too

[Shogun89]

Why can't SN hire a chick like Jenny Dell. f*** she's hot.

 

Didn't we hire a pretty hot girl 2-3 weeks ago to do interviews but I haven't seen her since. The brunette remember?

[G-Snarls]

Did Jamie Campbell just say "good news - looks like Dickey is taking off his jacket and putting his glove"

 

How is this good news tonight?

[Deadpool]

I've been more into Cool Ranch Doritos lately.

 

Tonight it's been crackers and cheese and scotch for me. Because I'm f***ING CLASSY!