Twitter contest...

[TheHurl]

I'm going to give away a pair of 500 level tickets to the winner of a contest the board is running on Twitter (trying to gain members for the board). I'll give a week or so but I'm looking for the best joke about JPA's walk rate. Please use the hashtag #top10catcher to be eligible. You can mention @BlueJaysBoard if you wish. Winners will be voted on here.

 

Rules - must have #top10catcher

- I will decide the top 10 and post them here for voting.

- tickets will be best available for the game you choose.

- If we don't get more than 10 entries I reserve the right to cancel the contest.

- enter as often as you like.

 

please retweet the contest around.

 

[Captain Adama]

I'm going to give away a pair of 500 level tickets to the winner of a contest the board is running on Twitter (trying to gain members for the board). I'll give a week or so but I'm looking for the best joke about JPA's walk rate. Please use the hashtag #top10catcher to be eligible. You can mention @BlueJaysBoard if you wish. Winners will be voted on here.

 

Rules - must have #top10catcher

- I will decide the top 10 and post them here for voting.

- tickets will be best available for the game you choose.

- If we don't get more than 10 entries I reserve the right to cancel the contest.

- enter as often as you like.

 

please retweet the contest around.

 

 

I'll do my part, but I won't win cause I'm simply not funny.

[Angrioter]

I'm going to give away a pair of 500 level tickets to the winner of a contest the board is running on Twitter (trying to gain members for the board). I'll give a week or so but I'm looking for the best joke about JPA's walk rate. Please use the hashtag #top10catcher to be eligible. You can mention @BlueJaysBoard if you wish. Winners will be voted on here.

 

Rules - must have #top10catcher

- I will decide the top 10 and post them here for voting.

- tickets will be best available for the game you choose.

- If we don't get more than 10 entries I reserve the right to cancel the contest.

- enter as often as you like.

 

please retweet the contest around.

 

 

I was the 1st

[Angrioter]

JPA took the pitcher manual instead of hitters manual....Kyle Drabek did the opposite #top10catcher

[BJBirdy]

The best one so far was the joke about JP walking into a bar (and no, it wasn't tweeted by me).

[Captain Adama]

It would be utterly hilarious if J.P. sees this on twitter and gets his jimmies rustled.

[P2F]

It would be utterly hilarious if J.P. sees this on twitter and gets his jimmies rustled.

 

I kinda hope this happens lol.

 

I'd love to see the response.

[TheHurl]

won't be eligible but I like to get the ball rolling.

 

 

funny part about the contest is that about 3 minutes after announcing the contest the official Jose Bautista account started following the Message Board account. Maybe he wants to submit an entry.

[G-Snarls]

won't be eligible but i like to get the ball rolling.

 

 

funny part about the contest is that about 3 minutes after announcing the contest the official jose bautista account started following the message board account. Maybe he wants to submit an entry.

 

lol

[declan_44]

Ok, I have followed you but I am not sure I should be tweeting my jibes as my twitter is my work one as well. Any chance I can just post the jokes here?

[declan_44]

Pavarotti's corpse walks more that JPA #toptencatcher

[kcjaysfan]

I'm going to take this opportunity to post this again.

 

http://s22.postimg.org/6g39ny7mp/image.jpg

[o2cui2i]

JPA thinks that working a walk means you're the cook at a chinese food restaurant. #top10catcher

[Dylan]

What does stephen hawking and JP have in common? Neither will walk again.

 

Might be in poor taste but it made me laugh.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Kevin this is brilliant promotion. Seriously brilliant. Great idea.

[o2cui2i]

It would be utterly hilarious if J.P. sees this on twitter and gets his jimmies rustled.

 

why would he? he thinks we are stupid because chicks dig the long ball. walks dont get you laid.

[o2cui2i]

 

why cant new tweets be seen on twitter. it's nothing new for a few hours... that cant be right???

[GD]

If JP Arencibia and Ricky Romero switched K:BB ratios, we'd have two perennial all-stars. #top10catcher #1lousyinch

[wilko]

Best idea I've heard all day!

[o2cui2i]

If JP Arencibia and Ricky Romero switched K:BB ratios, we'd have two perennial all-stars. #top10catcher #1lousyinch

 

that's not funny, that's painful. lol

 

a fine couple of mental midgets indeed

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Can we restrict this contest to people who are actually funny

 

Lame submissions just make the place look stupid.

[G-Snarls]

that's not funny, that's painful. lol

 

a fine couple of mental midgets indeed

 

AND they're BFF's!

[G-Snarls]

why would he? he thinks we are stupid because chicks dig the long ball. walks dont get you laid.

 

Well he hasn't hit one of THOSE in about 3 F'n weeks either so he can't even let himself think "but I'm hitting home runs!"

[o2cui2i]

AND they're BFF's!

 

sad they had to break up. Ricky misses chocolate chip pancake breakfasts with JPA. they were such a cute couple.

[Boxcar]

Lol Kev, I think you'd be winning this contest easily. The pirate one was hilarious.

[wilko]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23top10catcher&src=typd

[Angrioter]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23top10catcher&src=typd

 

"JPA began walking at 18 months. Little did his parents know, that sadly, he'd never fully grasp the concept"

[TheHurl]

entries have been slow. I'd hate to give out a pair of tickets with some weak efforts out there.

[Abomination]

"JPA began walking at 18 months. Little did his parents know, that sadly, he'd never fully grasp the concept"

 

Best one yet by far (imo)!

[Caper]

entries have been slow. I'd hate to give out a pair of tickets with some weak efforts out there.

 

It's hard material to make a joke about.... at least many. Then the whole idea about holding a contest to attack a guy....