A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

not at the fair, but will probably take my daughter some time this week.

[z3r0s]

to TCA; Sean Newcomb

 

to z3r0s; Jorge Mateo

[BTS]

to TCA; Sean Newcomb

 

to z3r0s; Jorge Mateo

 

I don't really understand why TCA suddenly felt compelled to trade Mateo for a high-risk pitcher.

 

< owns Mateo

[The Cats Ass]

I don't really understand why TCA suddenly felt compelled to trade Mateo for a high-risk pitcher.

 

< owns Mateo

 

High risk, high reward.

 

Go big or go home.

 

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[Dr. Dinger]

I don't really understand why TCA suddenly felt compelled to trade Mateo for a high-risk pitcher.

 

< owns Mateo

 

A slappy shortstop isn't exactly a safe bet. Meanwhile, Newcomb is almost universally ranked as a better prospect. I think it's fair. Newcomb will probably be up this year and pitch in the good league.

[BTS]

High risk, high reward.

 

Same with Mateo, only the reward seems bigger. 80-grade speed shortstop who will probably stick at the position and can actually hit a bit.

[Dr. Dinger]

High risk, high reward.

 

Go big or go home.

 

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

 

I couldn't hate you any more. Is that a platitude?

[Dr. Dinger]

Same with Mateo, only the reward seems bigger. 80-grade speed shortstop who will probably stick at the position and can actually hit a bit.

 

I think it's pretty evident by now that TCA is extremely impulsive and just likes to shuffle his assets for no discernible reason.

[BTS]

I think it's pretty evident by now that TCA is extremely impulsive and just likes to shuffle his assets for no discernible reason.

 

Yeah, that's true. I'm not saying this is bad, just that it's a lateral move and I don't really know why he did it.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah, that's true. I'm not saying this is bad, just that it's a lateral move and I don't really know why he did it.

 

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

[z3r0s]

challenge trade in the truest sense of the word. Both have high end upside, both have warts.

[The Cats Ass]

I couldn't hate you any more. Is that a platitude?

 

Yes?

 

Not really sure what platitude means though.

[KingKat]

Both players will bust. Nothing to see here.

[The Cats Ass]

I just dangled Mateo out there to see what I could get. Did some research on both. Came to the conclusion I like Newcomb more.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yes?

 

Not really sure what platitude means though.

 

A platypus with an attitude, or such is my understanding.

[BTS]

Both players will bust. Nothing to see here.

 

You shut your whore mouth

[The Cats Ass]

A platypus with an attitude, or such is my understanding.

 

 

They all have an attitude. Those little f***ers are venomous.

[Dr. Dinger]

 

They all have an attitude. Those little f***ers are venomous.

 

Only the males have venomous spurs.

[The Cats Ass]

Only the males have venomous spurs.

 

Well then, is there anything you don't know.

[Dr. Dinger]

Well then, is there anything you don't know.

 

How to seal the deal on a DDL championship.

 

Also, what pussy feels like.

[BTS]

How to seal the deal on a DDL championship.

 

Also, what pussy feels like.

 

There is a max of two people on the planet who know both of these things.

[Dr. Dinger]

^ One of the better North burns in recent memory.

[The Cats Ass]

How to seal the deal on a DDL championship.

 

Also, what pussy feels like.

 

I hear they're soft.

 

 

But just don't touch their belly.

[KingKat]

[Dr. Dinger]

Damn, Bobby Canoe has 7 jacks already this spring. Save some for the real games, big fella.

[Laika]

How to seal the deal on a DDL championship.

 

Also, what pussy feels like.

 

Warm apple pie

[TheHurl]

Warm apple pie

 

you can use warm apple pie to seal the deal on a DDL championship?

[Laika]

you can use warm apple pie to seal the deal on a DDL championship?

 

Didn't you get a pie from silvergums last year? Everyone else did

[TheHurl]

This is the third year I've opened against Los Osos. Lost 12-2 in 2014, 11-3 last year...4-10 this year? Nope I'm calling it now I'm going to win at least 6.

[TheHurl]

Didn't you get a pie from silvergums last year? Everyone else did

 

Silvergun gave away his pie long before he won a championship