A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

there's always Reyes... just say'n

[BTS]

there's always Reyes... just say'n

 

I'm far to cheap to shop in that aisle. Plus, I don't want short blocked for when Bogaerts goes full Tulo next year.

[z3r0s]

I'm far to cheap to shop in that aisle. Plus, I don't want short blocked for when Bogaerts goes full Tulo next year.

 

That's why you trade my Boogers for Reyes and watch him play on my team next year while still being fairly happy with Reyes... and... I really don't know where I'm going with this.

[BTS]

That's why you trade my Boogers for Reyes and watch him play on my team next year while still being fairly happy with Reyes... and... I really don't know where I'm going with this.

 

You make a decision on what we discussed? I'm looking forward to getting mocked ITT if it gets posted.

[GD]

Don't worry, we'll mock you anyway.

[z3r0s]

Got one request to add on, can I PM you tomorrow tho? I am a little drunk ATM and I don't want to go full Spanky and trade for Domonic Dunne

 

PS, You're the best Spanky!

[BTS]

Got one request to add on, can I PM you tomorrow tho? I am a little drunk ATM and I don't want to go full Spanky and trade for Domonic Dunne

 

PS, You're the best Spanky!

 

RIP Dominique Dunne

 

Yeah, that's fine.

[BTS]

Goddammit Havok, go away already!

[BTS]

So I acquired Jason Vargas. Look out league.

[jaysblue]

So I acquired Jason Vargas. Look out league.

 

When is the press conference?

[GD]

So BTS' major baseball-related announcement is Jason Vargas. Sounds familiar.

[BTS]

What an awful week. I'm going to lose to Havok, lol.

[BTS]

Taking care of the division upstart as you lose a mud wrasslin' match with the basement boyz? (sorry havok)

 

f*** yeah.

 

And you get Havok next week while I get FTD. Looks like the MC will be yours. It also looks like a first-round playoff matchup is kind of likely.

[GD]

lol

[BTS]

I'm frustrated I can't trade my best asset, so here's a list of hitters on BTS' team with a lower OPS than my team's SS, Jhonny Peralta.

 

C: Iannetta

C: Ramos

1B: Belt

1B: Butler

2B: Kendrick

3B: Headley

SS: Bogaerts

CF: Choo

CF: Jennings

OF: Joyce

OF: Trumbo

 

Or, not Ryan Braun, who is beating him by 12 points fair and square.

 

I actually only have one hitter with a higher OPS than your team this season, and Braun only has you beat by 19 points.

[BTS]

Also, Cargo is like your 3rd-best asset.

[BTS]

Naw man, he's actually about 12-15, I have the offers to back this up.

 

lol, that bad?

[Boxcar]

Omgz near draw with FTD. I am awesome

[havok24]

What an awful week. I'm going to lose to Havok, lol.

 

Right before I probably get obliterated 14-0 to Silvergun this upcoming week lol.

[The Cats Ass]

Back in 9th now. Thanks NJH for playing so craptacular this past week against Jaysblue. You better bring that same spirit this week while playing me.

[Dr. Dinger]

Clinchhhhhh

[The Cats Ass]

When's the trade deadline?

[BTS]

Sent you a proboards pm, anus.

[GD]

PR's coming up

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/wbC5S8W.jpg

[BTS]

Good god, two teams have had a worse offense than me? That doesn't even seem possible.

[KingKat]

Wada available for a pick if anyone is lookign for pitching reinforcements.

[Dr. Dinger]

I have 6 guys with 20+ HR and Miggy isn't one of them.

 

WAT

[BTS]

I have 6 guys with 20+ HR and Miggy isn't one of them.

 

WAT

 

I have 0, and the only one who might get there is Braun. Coming into the year, I expected 20+ from Braun, Belt, Butler, Ramos, Tumbo, Gyorko.

[Dr. Dinger]

I have 0, and the only one who might get there is Braun. Coming into the year, I expected 20+ from Braun, Belt, Butler, Ramos, Tumbo, Gyorko.

 

Well at least you have Gyorko turning it around with a zesty .837 OPS over the last month.

 

Ohhhhhh, wait...