A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

Only when making trades

 

You can get it up when you're that drunk?

[BTS]

You can get it up when you're that drunk?

 

He never makes trades while drunk. I stopped sending him weekend trade offers after midnight years ago.

[z3r0s]

It took a trip back to Hi-A, but Whitley finally had a game he didn't get bombed in! Progress!

[The Cats Ass]

I hate everything happening this trade deadline.

[z3r0s]

I hate everything happening this trade deadline.

 

lol, I laughed at your expense when I saw the trade come in

[z3r0s]

OMFG, I hadn't seen the return yet... I shall laugh even harder now

[The Cats Ass]

OMFG, I hadn't seen the return yet... I shall laugh even harder now

 

Like why Marlins why

[Spanky99]

Bruce back to Spank + my 3rd for TCA's 2nd.

 

To recap, I coughed up a 1st for the pleasure of Bruce going 0-9, then getting hurt.

 

Yup.

[tafkasg]

Man, crushed by Boxy, my starting lineup decimated, this is some ********!

[tafkasg]

Edwin on the block, send yahoo offers if you want some.

[P2F]

On the block for the trade deadline:

 

Giovanny Gallegod (part-time god, part-time top-10 reliever in baseball)

Taylor Trammell (top 30 prospect, people love him, great personality)

MacKenzie Gore (best pitching prospect in baseball and for good reason; filthy numbers)

Brandon Lowe (127 wRC+)

Christian Walker (114 wRC+, barrels baseballs at a fantastic rate; probably legit breakout and still only 28)

Garrett Richards (on a rehab assignment, only 31)

Mike Tauchman (127 wRC+, 28 y/o)

Jordan Luplow (118 wRC+, 25 y/o)

 

And allow me try to sell you on some other relievers I have available:

 

Yoshihisa Hirano (5 holds in last 13 appearances, with a 13.06 K/9 and 3.48 ERA/3.31 FIP/3.58 xFIP)

Andrew Kittredge (looks like a stud) ----> https://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=12828&position=P

Scott Barlow (kind of want to hang on to him, but will move him if I get a worthwhile asset or can package him for an upgrade; stud)

Joe Kelly (numbers over the past two months: 13.26 K/9, 3.79 BB/9, 68.2 GB%, 1.89 ERA/2.38 FIP/2.62 xFIP; goddamn!)

Buck Farmer (good numbers, though I kind of doubt anyone will give me anything for him: https://www.fangraphs.com/statsd.aspx?playerid=14814&position=P&gds=&gde=&season=)

A.J. Cole (numbers are decent with some upside, probably my cheapest reliever; would accept a pick upgrade for him)

 

I would love to consolidate a few assets, preferably targeting your young talent that is either on the cusp of making the majors or just breaking in. I'm offering some good stuff, so give me a can't-miss guy and we will make something happen. Whether or not you acquire some of these guys could make or break your championship run. Hit me up. Looking to make a bit of a splash.

 

Relievers, except for Gallegos and Barlow, can be had for pick upgrades. Alternatively, could package a couple together, possibly with another player, for a more worthwhile upgrade.

Edited August 5, 2019 by P2F

[P2F]

[P2F]

People may want to get offers in quickly on Gallegos and Lowe.

[BTS]

Dinger, have you enjoyed owning Merrill Kelly?

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger, have you enjoyed owning Merrill Kelly?

 

Since acquiring him I’v surged into 4th place, so I really can’t complain. I prefer to look at the gestalt, rather than focusing on how much better my team could be if I had, say, kept Juan Soto, or chosen Bellinger over Stanton in the expansion draft.

[Laika]

The Merril Kelly grift was my season highlight. Sad but true

[BTS]

The Merril Kelly grift was my season highlight. Sad but true

 

It was a pump and dump the likes of which hasn't been seen in this league since Dinger was in his prime.

[The Cats Ass]

Since acquiring him I’v surged into 4th place, so I really can’t complain. I prefer to look at the gestalt, rather than focusing on how much better my team could be if I had, say, kept Juan Soto, or chosen Bellinger over Stanton in the expansion draft.

 

You did rebuild quickly. z3r0s' reign of the Reuben division was short

[BTS]

You did rebuild quickly. z3r0s' reign of the Reuben division was short

 

It's kind of crazy that the league is old enough that we've seen multiple teams complete a rebuild cycle. We even have one team that completed a rebuild cycle, competed, and is back to rebuilding.

[z3r0s]

It's kind of crazy that the league is old enough that we've seen multiple teams complete a rebuild cycle. We even have one team that completed a rebuild cycle, competed, and is back to rebuilding.

 

You guys writing me off already? I'm still in the power ranking playoffs and my rotation has been devastated basically the whole year between shoulders, backs, and cancer. Not to mention that dick Kimbrel.

 

On that note, I would entertain offers on anyone who isn't part of the core coming up to this deadline. I'm fence sitting on weather to push for the 8th seed or just accept reality.

[BTS]

You guys writing me off already? I'm still in the power ranking playoffs and my rotation has been devastated basically the whole year between shoulders, backs, and cancer. Not to mention that dick Kimbrel.

 

On that note, I would entertain offers on anyone who isn't part of the core coming up to this deadline. I'm fence sitting on weather to push for the 8th seed or just accept reality.

 

Was talking about Boxy.

[z3r0s]

well it still gave me a chance to bemoan my season, so I'll take it

[The Cats Ass]

It's kind of crazy that the league is old enough that we've seen multiple teams complete a rebuild cycle. We even have one team that completed a rebuild cycle, competed, and is back to rebuilding.

 

I expect the league to still be around when Trout retires. Will he be the only player to have played his entire career with the same DDL team? I don't have any original picks left.

[BTS]

I expect the league to still be around when Trout retires. Will he be the only player to have played his entire career with the same DDL team? I don't have any original picks left.

 

I'd be surprised if anyone else has been on the same team since year 1.

[The Cats Ass]

You guys writing me off already? I'm still in the power ranking playoffs and my rotation has been devastated basically the whole year between shoulders, backs, and cancer. Not to mention that dick Kimbrel.

 

On that note, I would entertain offers on anyone who isn't part of the core coming up to this deadline. I'm fence sitting on weather to push for the 8th seed or just accept reality.

 

If you're looking for pitching Drew Smyly or Tyler Beede is available.

 

I'm also surprised how many starters I've dealt you over the past few years. C-Mart, Carrasco, Bumgarner, Wood.

[BTS]

If you're looking for pitching Drew Smyly or Tyler Beede is available.

 

You should be embarrassed for posting this.

[The Cats Ass]

You should be embarrassed for posting this.

 

Have you seen Smyly as a Phillie? Looking more like his 2015 version, velocity is up a little too.

[P2F]

That trade from earlier today is Gallegos for Urquidy + Dinger's 1st.

 

I can update the sheet later this evening if it hasn't already been done by that time.

[Abomination]

To P2F: Madrigal and Luis Urias

To Abomination: Brandon Lowe

 

We'll do the Urias and Lowe part via Yahoo.

[P2F]

To P2F: Madrigal and Luis Urias

To Abomination: Brandon Lowe

 

We'll do the Urias and Lowe part via Yahoo.

 

Confirmed.

 

I'm going to promote Bo Bichette to make room on my farm for Madrigal.