A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Abomination]

Get your offers in for Whit Merrifield.

 

What are you looking for?

[Dr. Dinger]

Hey stupid mod jerk, how many games til Vlad gets 1B? In Yahoo it was 5 started or 10 played, didn't we agree we were going to port over those requirements? He's already started 7 and it's a super short season ffs.

[Spanky99]

f***, missed a good start today finally, asleep at the wheel.

[Laika]

My offense is performing okay and I need to acquire some pitching with an eye to 2021. Looking for a solid young arm or two, ideally active now. I have a number of offensive prospects and players that I can move. Open to big deals.

 

Not looking to trade for older veterans.

[z3r0s]

My offense is performing okay and I need to acquire some pitching with an eye to 2021. Looking for a solid young arm or two, ideally active now. I have a number of offensive prospects and players that I can move. Open to big deals.

 

Not looking to trade for older veterans.

 

I have some horse s*** that might be good and might suck, and one gem that I'm not jumping the gun to trade. Would listen.

[Laika]

I have some horse s*** that might be good and might suck, and one gem that I'm not jumping the gun to trade. Would listen.

 

Wow, good salesmanship! I will have a look.

 

Edit: probably most interested in your horseshit or maybe Mitch Keller if available.

Edited August 11, 2020 by Laika

[Fearthedoc]

My offense is performing okay and I need to acquire some pitching with an eye to 2021. Looking for a solid young arm or two, ideally active now. I have a number of offensive prospects and players that I can move. Open to big deals.

 

Not looking to trade for older veterans.

 

What if they are Asian veterans? Asians take much better care of their bodies and live healthier lifestyles. Masahiro Tanaka is more or less a 25 year old.

[Fearthedoc]

J.T. Realmuto rocking out with a 1.1 OPS and 5 dingers from the catching position.

 

Get your offers in!!

[Laika]

What if they are Asian veterans? Asians take much better care of their bodies and live healthier lifestyles. Masahiro Tanaka is more or less a 25 year old.

 

It’s true that Asians live longer but not enough for me to care gross

[TheHurl]

In honour of the 427th selection in our initial DDL draft I will be bidding on an item in the Joba Chamberlain's contents auction this Saturday. With any item I win in the bid being used as a DDL prize.

[The Cats Ass]

Any rebuilding team interested in rostering Zack Collins?

[Fearthedoc]

I'm looking to move Drew Pomeranz for the highest MiLB pick possible. He currently leads the MLB in combined saves + holds (4 of each) with stellar ratios.

 

He will also be very valuable to a contender as he has SP eligibility. This means you can roster an extra reliever slot for saves + holds.

 

Looking for the best second round pick I can get

[The Cats Ass]

Any rebuilding team interested in rostering Zack Collins?

 

The Zack Collins auction has ended.

[z3r0s]

The Zack Collins auction has ended.

 

in dramatic fashion

[The Cats Ass]

in dramatic fashion

 

I'm glad he got to return to his original organization.

 

Original Collins trade:

 

Carlos Martinez, Alex Wood, Edubray Ramos

 

for

 

Dansby Swanson, Yordano Ventura, Zack Collins

[Fearthedoc]

I'm looking to move Drew Pomeranz for the highest MiLB pick possible. He currently leads the MLB in combined saves + holds (4 of each) with stellar ratios.

 

He will also be very valuable to a contender as he has SP eligibility. This means you can roster an extra reliever slot for saves + holds.

 

Looking for the best second round pick I can get

 

You vultures are fast! Okay so I already received multiple 2nd round pick offers for Pomeranz. I'll take the best offer I get by the weekend.

 

Alternatively, if someone is willing to part with a late first, I will hit accept right now.

[The Cats Ass]

Justin Upton is the next auction! Get your bids in quickly!

[Fearthedoc]

You vultures are fast! Okay so I already received multiple 2nd round pick offers for Pomeranz. I'll take the best offer I get by the weekend.

 

Alternatively, if someone is willing to part with a late first, I will hit accept right now.

 

SOLD to BTS! I am hoping Abom's pick translate to a very early 2nd. C'mon Abom tank it up!!

[Fearthedoc]

Justin Upton is the next auction! Get your bids in quickly!

 

Next on the docket, we also have Brandon Kintzler and Anthony Bass to satisfy your mediocre closer needs.

 

Send your offers!

[Laika]

I don't feel like Bass. When is the Trout auction?

[Fearthedoc]

I don't feel like Bass. When is the Trout auction?

 

But you can catch bass using cheap bait!

[The Cats Ass]

Justin Upton is the next auction! Get your bids in quickly!

 

The Upton sweepstakes is now over.

 

Next up is Rougned Odor. Still only 26, but seems like he's been around forever. Owner of three 30HR seasons. Had 2 months last season that he OPS'd over .900

[Abomination]

SOLD to BTS! I am hoping Abom's pick translate to a very early 2nd. C'mon Abom tank it up!!

 

I sure seem to be. A frigid start to the season would be an improvement.

[Jimcanuck]

I am getting pissed off at Cody Bellinger.

[BTS]

I am getting pissed off at Cody Bellinger.

 

He's killing me in BORED.

[Jimcanuck]

He's killing me in BORED.

 

I keep thinking drugs. He's got a Folty vibe to him.

[TheHurl]

You vultures are fast! Okay so I already received multiple 2nd round pick offers for Pomeranz. I'll take the best offer I get by the weekend.

 

Alternatively, if someone is willing to part with a late first, I will hit accept right now.

 

I should pay attention.

[Laika]

I keep thinking drugs. He's got a Folty vibe to him.

 

he does look like a skinny scumbag steve

 

[TheHurl]

Looking to move a saves guy Hand, Lugo, Colome for a holds guy. Willing to supplement the deal with picks and prospects if you offer an elite one. Offers through Fantrax please

[BTS]

he does look like a skinny scumbag steve

 

 

I don't know that any major leaguer looks scummier than Zach Plesac: