A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

I just googled Farty Lumpkins to look up his stats, got no hits, and realized this isn't a player's name.

 

I even googled his name so don't feel bad.

[The Cats Ass]

I'll pass on Lumpkins this time around and take Sherten Apostel

[z3r0s]

That sounds even more made up.... but there you go

[Abomination]

I would do the same deal if anyone wants to trade me a pick a few spots higher than FTD

 

I have pick 69

[Spanky99]

I'll pass on Lumpkins this time around and take Sherten Apostel

 

This was a decent article written on him, I just read it now. Sounds gooooood...

 

https://www.prospectslive.com/fantasy/2019/1/20/sherten-apostel-is-someone-you-want-on-your-dynasty-team

[z3r0s]

Anyone interested in a Waiver upgrade + Turang for an MiLB pick type deal?

[Laika]

Anyone interested in a Waiver upgrade + Turang for an MiLB pick type deal?

 

Last offer:

 

You get Pick 72 in this draft + my 2nd and 3rd round MiLB picks in 2020

I get Gray Rod

 

Note that 72 is right in front of FTD!

[Fearthedoc]

Last offer:

 

You get Pick 72 in this draft + my 2nd and 3rd round MiLB picks in 2020

I get Gray Rod

 

Note that 72 is right in front of FTD!

 

Oh no this could end badly.

[Spanky99]

No action in any leagues, lately... f***, I have to go outside and put a Gazebo up in this heat now.

[Laika]

No action in any leagues, lately... f***, I have to go outside and put a Gazebo up in this heat now.

 

Man gets to go outside in nice weather during a weekday and chill in a self-constructed gazebo and he f***ing complains about it.

[Spanky99]

Man gets to go outside in nice weather during a weekday and chill in a self-constructed gazebo and he f***ing complains about it.

 

I've got to put it together ass hat, you know with a drill and ladder's and s***, lol. How about we swap out our backs while we're at it.

 

It's pissing rain now, ah well.

[Laika]

I've got to put it together ass hat, you know with a drill and ladder's and s***, lol. How about we swap out our backs while we're at it.

 

It's pissing rain now, ah well.

 

You should never climb a ladder, lol.

[Spanky99]

You should never climb a ladder, lol.

 

I do everyday to feed the birds, not to mention I've climbed those bad boys for years. Seriously, I can't make my neck worse than it is, unless I fell on my neck.

[Laika]

I do everyday to feed the birds, not to mention I've climbed those bad boys for years. Seriously, I can't make my neck worse than it is, unless I fell on my neck.

 

[Spanky99]

 

Bird Lady: The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.

 

Kevin McCallister: No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.

 

Bird Lady: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you.

 

Kevin McCallister: Maybe they’re just too busy. Maybe they don’t forget about you, but they forget to remember you. People don’t mean to forget. My grandfather says if my head wasn’t screwed on, I’d leave it on the school bus.

 

Bird Lady: I’m just afraid if I do trust someone, I’ll get my heart broken.

 

Kevin McCallister: I understand. I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times.

 

Bird Lady: A person’s heart and feelings are very different than skates.

 

Kevin McCallister: They’re kind of the same thing. If you won’t use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it’ll be like my Rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won’t be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose.

 

Bird Lady: Little truth in there somewhere.

 

Kevin McCallister: I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn’t gone. If it was gone, you wouldn’t be so nice.

 

Bird Lady: Thank you. Do you know it’s been a couple of years since I’ve talked to anybody?

 

Kevin McCallister: That’s okay. You’re good at it. You’re not boring. You don’t mumble or spit. You should do it more often. Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it.

 

Bird Lady: I have been working very hard at keeping people away. I always think I’ll have a lot of fun if I’m alone… but when I’m alone, it’s not fun.

Kevin McCallister: I don’t care how much people bug me, I’d rather be with someone than alone.

 

Bird Lady: So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve? You did something wrong?

 

Kevin McCallister: A lot of things.

 

Bird Lady: Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?

 

Kevin McCallister: It’s late. I don’t know if I’ll have enough time to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones.

 

Bird Lady: It’s Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight. Think of an important thing you can do for others, and go do it. Just follow the star in your heart.

 

Kevin McCallister: Okay… It’s getting pretty late. I’d better get going. If I don’t see you, I hope everything turns out okay.

 

Bird Lady: Thank you.

 

Kevin McCallister: Tell the birds I said goodbye.

 

Bird Lady: I will.

 

Kevin McCallister: If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won’t forget to remember you.

 

Bird Lady: Don’t make promises you can’t keep

 

Awwwww... I am the Bird Lady!

[Spanky99]

60 Burrito Boyz

61 Seniors Circuit

62 The WAR Pigs

63 The Five Year Plan

64 Seniors Circuit

65 The Bryce is Right

[havok24]

I'll take Devin Mann

[Spanky99]

I'll take Devin Mann

 

Did I e-mail you earlier, or did you just get it?

[havok24]

Did I e-mail you earlier, or did you just get it?

 

Didn't get an email from you. Besides I just got home, so couldn't pick earlier.

[Spanky99]

3rd Rnd

 

61 Seniors Circuit - Grant Lavigne

62 The WAR Pigs - Sherten Apostel

63 The Five Year Plan - Michael Busch

64 Seniors Circuit - Yennier Cano

65 The Bryce is Right - Full

66 Saskatchewan 54's - Luis Gil

67 Seniors Circuit - Noelvi Marte

68 Seniors Circuit - Daulton Jefferies

69 Abomination - Michael Toglia

70 The New Matt Olsons - Josh Winckowski

71 ISO Horny - OTC

72 The Butt Stallions

73 Twist and Trout

74 The Five Year Plan

75 (insert clever name)

76 The New Matt Olsons

77 Ten-Cent Beer Night

78 The Five Year Plan

79 Seniors Circuit

80 Burrito Boyz

Edited July 17, 2019 by Spanky99

[Spanky99]

Didn't get an email from you. Besides I just got home, so couldn't pick earlier.

 

Your yahoo e-mail? Or team e-mail?

[havok24]

Your yahoo e-mail? Or team e-mail?

Yeah I checked, never received anything.

[Spanky99]

Yeah I checked, never received anything.

 

Sheeeeeit.

[jays4life19]

Grant Lavigne (1B) Rockies.

[Spanky99]

Grant Lavigne (1B) Rockies.

 

Boom!!! That bat in Coors is silly.

[Laika]

Let’s goooooo

[Spanky99]

Let’s goooooo

 

I just sent an e-mail... you guys should try it.

[Dr. Dinger]

Who would have predicted Cats Ass being MIA for 2 hours in prime time? I expect he is deceased and his cats are currently eating him.

[Spanky99]

Who would have predicted Cats Ass being MIA for 2 hours in prime time? I expect he is deceased and his cats are currently eating him.

 

New job and place, he's settling in. IIRC

[The Cats Ass]

Osiel Rodriguez. If he's available?