A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Orgfiller]

z3r0s; 'Records 13 hits, 6 jacks, .484 OBP, 1.172 SLG on day 1 of matchup'.

"That should put me in a nice spot to start the week! I'm coming for you FTD!"

 

Yahoo; you are losing 9-5

 

z3r0s; ... f***

 

I feel the same about my 3/23 start with a .174 SLG, it's like what else do I have to do to win a matchup in this league??

[Fearthedoc]

z3r0s; 'Records 13 hits, 6 jacks, .484 OBP, 1.172 SLG on day 1 of matchup'.

"That should put me in a nice spot to start the week! I'm coming for you FTD!"

 

Yahoo; you are losing 9-5

 

z3r0s; ... f***

 

Out matchup is actually disgusting. Picture how I feel! I have a .455 OBP and .955 SLG after day one.... and I am losing both!

[The Cats Ass]

So are The Olsons back to rebuilding? Can't see any other reason to be rostering 5 NAs. Probably the right thing to do by looking at the PRs.

[Fearthedoc]

So are The Olsons back to rebuilding? Can't see any other reason to be rostering 5 NAs. Probably the right thing to do by looking at the PRs.

 

I think it would be more correct to say they are "building". Rebuilding implies The Olsons were at some point actually put together.

[BTS]

So are The Olsons back to rebuilding? Can't see any other reason to be rostering 5 NAs. Probably the right thing to do by looking at the PRs.

 

He doesn't really have a choice. He has some legit good rotation pieces, but the offense of Bregman, Olson, and a bunch of trash isn't going to cut it. And with only one good prospect, and no 1sts or 2nds in the draft, it looks like another 6-year rebuild.

[Fearthedoc]

Boxy leaving a hurt Mitch Moreland in his starting lineup for the last week (despite having 5 DL slots)

[The Cats Ass]

I think it would be more correct to say they are "building". Rebuilding implies The Olsons were at some point actually put together.

 

Did get some luck and made the playoffs last year, so that's something? The team's just as much of a mess as the actual Olson twins are.

[Fearthedoc]

Did get some luck and made the playoffs last year, so that's something? The team's just as much of a mess as the actual Olson twins are.

 

He learned everything he knew from J.P. Ricciardi.

[BTS]

Boxy leaving a hurt Mitch Moreland in his starting lineup for the last week (despite having 5 DL slots)

 

That somehow seems less egregious than leaving Julian Merryweather and Taylor Ward on his roster for 3 months in a supposed competitive season.

[The Cats Ass]

He doesn't really have a choice. He has some legit good rotation pieces, but the offense of Bregman, Olson, and a bunch of trash isn't going to cut it. And with only one good prospect, and no 1sts or 2nds in the draft, it looks like another 6-year rebuild.

 

For some reason I thought he had a better farm then that. Looks even worse then mine.

[TheHurl]

Anyone want a saves guy for a holds guy? I have Jackson, Colome and Cishek available.

[BTS]

Anyone want a saves guy for a holds guy? I have Jackson, Colome and Cishek available.

 

Sent you something.

[Fearthedoc]

Anyone want a saves guy for a holds guy? I have Jackson, Colome and Cishek available.

 

I'm interested

[Boxcar]

He doesn't really have a choice. He has some legit good rotation pieces, but the offense of Bregman, Olson, and a bunch of trash isn't going to cut it. And with only one good prospect, and no 1sts or 2nds in the draft, it looks like another 6-year rebuild.

 

Who am I replacing Moreland with? Pearce has been bad, Winker has been bad, Puig has been bad, Grichuk has been bad, Cervelli was bad, then concussed, Zobrist was awful.

 

Not sure what I'm supposed to do when literally my entire offense is performing below projections other than hope they turn it around in the second half.

[Boxcar]

That somehow seems less egregious than leaving Julian Merryweather and Taylor Ward on his roster for 3 months in a supposed competitive season.

 

Meh, Merryweather is touching 100 and Ward could be the next Donaldson. My team isn't garbage as I'm around .500 so maybe direct your ire elsewhere? Even if you win our bet, the pick upgrade will be marginal.

[BTS]

Meh, Merryweather is touching 100 and Ward could be the next Donaldson. My team isn't garbage as I'm around .500 so maybe direct your ire elsewhere? Even if you win our bet, the pick upgrade will be marginal.

 

There's no ire. I applaud these choices and hope you continue with them.

[Orgfiller]

Meh, Merryweather is touching 100 and Ward could be the next Donaldson. My team isn't garbage as I'm around .500 so maybe direct your ire elsewhere? Even if you win our bet, the pick upgrade will be marginal.

 

[Boxcar]

There's no ire. I applaud these choices and hope you continue with them.

 

I hope you choose to suck your own dick

[Boxcar]

 

Stfu

[BTS]

I hope you choose to suck your own dick

 

Joke’s on you: I’m not nearly flexible enough to pull that off.

[Boxcar]

Joke’s on you: I’m not nearly flexible enough to pull that off.

 

Remove a couple of ribs and it shouldn't be a problem

[The Cats Ass]

Stfu

 

Missed a prime opportunity for a fysmc

[Boxcar]

That would be soliciting a minor, which is a crime dumbass

[The Cats Ass]

You'd probably be able to get off with an insanity plea

[TheHurl]

Anyone want a saves guy for a holds guy? I have Jackson, Colome and Cishek available.

 

Got a lot of traction on this. Will respond to all reasonable offers this evening.

[Laika]

I've been saying to Boxy that his mass NA strategy was playoff suicide from day 1. I've also offered him multiple reasonable deals for some of those NA guys and he has stubbornly (stupidly) refused all of them.

 

Last I checked Isaac Paredes had like a .690 OPS and wasn't even playing shortstop anymore. Must hold prospect for sure.

 

Nate Lowe's OPS is like 60th in the International League. Man the waiver draft was a flop this year. Kikuchi sucks, Paredes and Lowe suck. The only gem was Merrill Kelly, who was dropped (stupidly) by BTS too soon.

[The Cats Ass]

I've been saying to Boxy that his mass NA strategy was playoff suicide from day 1. I've also offered him multiple reasonable deals for some of those NA guys and he has stubbornly (stupidly) refused all of them.

 

Last I checked Isaac Paredes had like a .690 OPS and wasn't even playing shortstop anymore. Must hold prospect for sure.

 

Nate Lowe's OPS is like 60th in the International League. Man the waiver draft was a flop this year. Kikuchi sucks, Paredes and Lowe suck. The only gem was Merrill Kelly, who was dropped (stupidly) by BTS too soon.

 

Draft wasn't a total flop. The current 3rd overall ranked starter came out of the waiver draft.

[TheHurl]

I think NJH meant the top of the Waiver draft. But Giolito and Oddorizzi aren't bad from the SP side. Greene as an RP (I'm sure there are others). Yandy as a hitter. I think I still have all 5 of my waiver picks which is 5 more than I usually have.

 

Colin Moran

Diego Castillo

Sean Murphy (part of the Pham deal)

Blaine Hardy

Jason Heyward.

[BTS]

I think NJH meant the top of the Waiver draft. But Giolito and Oddorizzi aren't bad from the SP side. Greene as an RP (I'm sure there are others). Yandy as a hitter. I think I still have all 5 of my waiver picks which is 5 more than I usually have.

 

Colin Moran

Diego Castillo

Sean Murphy (part of the Pham deal)

Blaine Hardy

Jason Heyward.

 

I don't know why you're still rostering Blaine Hardy, but that's still a very good waiver draft haul.

 

I've dropped everyone but Amir Garrett.

[jays4life19]

I think NJH meant the top of the Waiver draft. But Giolito and Oddorizzi aren't bad from the SP side. Greene as an RP (I'm sure there are others). Yandy as a hitter. I think I still have all 5 of my waiver picks which is 5 more than I usually have.

 

Colin Moran

Diego Castillo

Sean Murphy (part of the Pham deal)

Blaine Hardy

Jason Heyward.

 

Which one was the pick you traded Mackenzie Gore for?