A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

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RoFl

 

Not quite the pummeling I gave you in the playoffs last year.. but close.

 

I've been waiting for this. I don't know why Boxy would talk s*** given that your team is good and his is terrible.

[z3r0s]

from MLBTR;

Twins relievers rank 20th in the Majors with a 4.60 ERA in 2019, and while their 4.05 FIP (ninth-best) and 4.25 xFIP (11th) paint a more optimistic pitcher

 

I'm going to start using this with no context and ppl will probably think I'm dumb, but it will make me laugh.

[tafkasg]

Stupid Abom and your stupid bats, that was friggin impressive.

[Fearthedoc]

*In the distance, a tumbleweed rolls by as boxcar is still nowhere to be found*

[Abomination]

Stupid Abom and your stupid bats, that was friggin impressive.

 

I still lost the matchup

[P2F]

[BTS]

 

lol, Boxy is a bad week away from having the worst offense in the league.

[tafkasg]

I still lost the matchup

 

I'd have f***ing clowned plenty of people is the point, why couldnt you just be an agreeable little speedbump.

 

s*** PIIIISSSS!

[Fearthedoc]

It was late into the evening and onlookers continued to gather. "Where did he go?", one of the bystanders questioned with a haunting curiosity. Little was to be known of Boxy's whereabouts, but with each passing minute, the anticipation of his resurface was growing handsomely. Some folks in the crowd began to ponder how he could possibly gather the humility to show his face in this thread again.

 

"Doncha worry bout me' Boxy", a drunken lad bellowed from a stool in the back. "I seen him eat them words with a side of humble pie a many times in the past." The slurred defense from the local drunk wasn't the reassurance this mob needed. "So Boxy made an ass of himself.. What next, you're going to tell me the sky is blue?" a sarcastic jab from a smart-ass whose patience was wearing thin. Yes, as pretentious as it was, it was a fair point. This was hardly the first of times Boxy had made a complete and utter ass of himself. However, this was, put quite simply -- different. To be dismantled 10-1 merely days after such pompous and unwarranted cockiness -- the doubt was increasing more, and more as the night marched on.

 

As much as the locals hoped to see his face again, few would blame him for disappearing into the abyss after a week like this.

[Boxcar]

Write a few more for me

[Orgfiller]

 

f*** yeah not last in the PRs! Get f***ed Spanky!

[TheHurl]

5 playoff caliber teams in the next 6 weeks. Look for me to make a panic trade the first sense of losing. Have we picked our draft date yet?

[Abomination]

5 playoff caliber teams in the next 6 weeks. Look for me to make a panic trade the first sense of losing. Have we picked our draft date yet?

 

I strongly support a panic buy .

[Fearthedoc]

Surely someone needs a shortstop. I am looking to move Tim Anderson or Jean Segura for a SP.

[tafkasg]

 

Picked up one of these badboys tonight, Grace Jones knows what the f***'s up.

[Dr. Dinger]

I’m not sure where we landed on Marco Gonzales, but I can confirm that he is indeed terrible.

[BTS]

I’m not sure where we landed on Marco Gonzales, but I can confirm that he is indeed terrible.

 

You thinking about cutting him in BORED?

[Dr. Dinger]

You thinking about cutting him in BORED?

 

I’m still running Yu Darvish out there, so...

[BTS]

I’m still running Yu Darvish out there, so...

 

I'd give you a pick upgrade or something for Darvish.

[Dr. Dinger]

You desperate, thirsty bitch.

[BTS]

You desperate, thirsty bitch.

 

I regret rage-dropping Roark.

[Dr. Dinger]

I appreciate it.

[Laika]

That’s Keuchel for Tim Anderson straight up.

 

Gross. But at least I apparently beat out Dinger for Tim? That’s cool?

[Dr. Dinger]

I offered Shark, so you can surmise my valuation of Timothy.

 

It’s poor. And TBH, probably not much difference between Anderson and Arcia (replacement level) over my relevant Correa-less timeframe of 4-6 weeks.

[Dr. Dinger]

Tim Anderson and Roogy Odor are basically the same player.

[Laika]

Tim Anderson and Roogy Odor are basically the same player.

 

Timmy is one of those guys who smells awful but will probably put together a fair number of very fantasy relevant seasons in the next decade despite a low OBP.

 

Like an Ian Desmond type.

 

His K rate reduction and position make the Odor comp bad.

[Dr. Dinger]

Odor has the markedly better career K rate you dumb ****.

[Spanky99]

[Dr. Dinger]

Tim Anderson can backflip onto my dick, he suxxxxx.

[The Cats Ass]

Odor has the markedly better career K rate you dumb ****.

 

Better BB rate too. Better everything really except SB. Odor is also younger.