A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Fearthedoc]

Holy crap, how is your team not in last place? It is awful.

 

Please don't destroy me with the ghost of Clayton Kershaw!!!!

 

h8ers gonna h8

[L54]

Who is more valuable?

 

The ghost of Clayton Kershaw or the ghost of Josh Donaldson?

[BTS]

Who is more valuable?

 

The ghost of Clayton Kershaw or the ghost of Josh Donaldson?

 

Kershaw. Two years younger, and more valuable last year and this year.

[Laika]

Kershaw clearly. Donaldson seems to be selling his strikeout soul to cling to any semblance of power remaining in his body.

[Laika]

Spank, looks like you need to cut or promote one prospect. Lots of cut candidates!

[Laika]

Yessssss - my Merrill Kelly shade tactics worked! All mine, and right before his state side breakout.

[tafkasg]

Yessssss - my Merrill Kelly shade tactics worked! All mine, and right before his state side breakout.

 

I believe the technical term to describe a 1.55 whip is "thicc."

[P2F]

The Blue Jays may not be enjoying many PR wins these days, but the Burrito Boyz certainly are.

 

[Spanky99]

Spank, looks like you need to cut or promote one prospect. Lots of cut candidates!

 

Adams, thanks.

[TheHurl]

Guess Spanky is in full on rebuild. Surprised he didn't shop Ramirez around though.

 

Honestly was any contender going to offer that kind of package? Maybe I just liked the package as they were all my former players

[The Cats Ass]

Yessssss - my Merrill Kelly shade tactics worked! All mine, and right before his state side breakout.

 

Merrill Kelly is terrible. You should feel embarrassed for even mentioning him here.

 

Also can you do something productive and change you picture back? Get rid of Marchand please.

[Laika]

Merrill Kelly is terrible. You should feel embarrassed for even mentioning him here.

 

Also can you do something productive and change you picture back? Get rid of Marchand please.

 

Brad will be there until the playoffs are over. Good luck charm.

 

I'll only mention Merrill again if he pitches well at Coors tonight. I will definitely be starting him and I expect big things.

[BTS]

I've watched like 5 Merrill Kelly starts. I don't look back fondly on those hours.

[The Cats Ass]

Starting Merrill Kelly in Coors seems like a bad time.

[Laika]

We should probably start thinking about when to start our draft

 

Also, some day we need to get around to updating the waiver picks on the spreadsheet so we can track any trades of 2020 picks

[Laika]

I've watched like 5 Merrill Kelly starts. I don't look back fondly on those hours.

 

He has an artisanal style of pitching that will only improve with experience. Like a fine wine.

 

Similar to Marco Gonzales, actually. And Kyle Hendricks. All interchangeable talents.

[BTS]

He has an artisanal style of pitching that will only improve with experience. Like a fine wine.

 

Similar to Marco Gonzales, actually. And Kyle Hendricks. All interchangeable talents.

 

Not sure I can agree with this.

[Dr. Dinger]

Solid Boxy troll but should have added Mikolas to the list.

[BTS]

Anyone else not realize Mikolas sits 94? I just looked at his FG page and expected his average fastball to be like 90.

[The Cats Ass]

Instead of rostering players like Kelly you should trade for Elieser Hernandez, 1.07 era in AAA, the PCL league at that! Just called up, now's your chance to get in on the ground floor. He'll probably play unbelievable just so he doesn't have to return to a team named Baby Cakes.

[Boxcar]

Solid Boxy troll but should have added Mikolas to the list.

 

It was a solid troll other than the fact that Mikolas and Hendricks are really good and Kelly is really bad.

 

Aside from that small detail, absolutely bang on

[Spanky99]

Spank, looks like you need to cut or promote one prospect. Lots of cut candidates!

 

Adams, thanks.

 

He's still there, can someone punt him into the Sun. Thanks!

[BTS]

Since the war over McHugh and Gonzales, McHugh hasn’t pitched due to a sore elbow and Gonzales is 0-3 with a 6.75 ERA and 5.55 xFIP.

[Laika]

Since the war over McHugh and Gonzales, McHugh hasn’t pitched due to a sore elbow and Gonzales is 0-3 with a 6.75 ERA and 5.55 xFIP.

 

I don't think there was ever a war over McHugh or Gonzales.

 

We were fighting over whether or not you are a plug.

 

Since the war over BTS...

[Fearthedoc]

I don't think there was ever a war over McHugh or Gonzales.

 

We were fighting over whether or not you are a plug.

 

Since the war over BTS...

 

 

I don't know if there is a war over McHugh or Gonzalez, but McHugh and Gonzalez aren't over a WAR.

 

Well, they are slightly over at a combined 1.5, but I just really wanted to use that joke

[Fearthedoc]

I am looking to add picks for the upcoming draft. Looking at either 2nd or 3rd round picks.

 

What I would move for picks:

 

1st round waiver pick

Blake Parker

Junior Guerra (SP eligible who gets holds)

Miguel Cabrera

Tim Anderson

Kolten Wong

[Fearthedoc]

GoldBull your PMs are full

[GoldBull]

GoldBull your PMs are full

 

Cleared

[TheHurl]

GoldBull your team is terrible

 

ftfy. That was an ugly week GB. glad I had you for this week. I would have beat no one else.

[Fearthedoc]

Holy crap, how is your team not in last place? It is awful.

 

 

RoFl

 

Not quite the pummeling I gave you in the playoffs last year.. but close.