A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Someone trade me something young and promising for Adam Eaton.

 

Giolito's start today was pretty promising. Throw in his velocity increase, and he's young.

[P2F]

Giolito's start today was pretty promising. Throw in his velocity increase, and he's young.

 

April Fools', right?

[The Cats Ass]

April Fools', right?

 

Velocity is back up to 2016 standards when he was the #3 ranked prospect. And still only 24 years old.

[P2F]

If anyone needs a 1B, I'd move Justin Bour. He wouldn't cost too much.

[P2F]

Someone trade me something young and promising for Adam Eaton.

 

If anyone needs a 1B, I'd move Justin Bour. He wouldn't cost too much.

 

I'd be willing to even package the two together for a slightly upgraded return.

[Spanky99]

I'd be willing to even package the two together for a slightly upgraded return.

 

Sent you an offer, me thinks it's fair, I'm drunk, lol.

[P2F]

Sent you an offer, me thinks it's fair, I'm drunk, lol.

 

Just saw this note, but I've already accepted it. I think it's a good trade too, but if you happen to kick yourself over it tomorrow when sober, it's only right that you have the option to undo it, so that will be open to you tomorrow.

[P2F]

To me: Jon Gray + MiLB #23

To Spanky: Adam Eaton + Justin Bour + MiLB #13

 

Spanky to confirm.

[Spanky99]

To me: Jon Gray + MiLB #23

To Spanky: Adam Eaton + Justin Bour + MiLB #13

 

Spanky to confirm.

 

Confirm/

[Spanky99]

Confirm/

 

Yeah, I think that's fair bud. Good send right.

[P2F]

Yeah, I think that's fair bud. Good send right.

 

Yeah, it feels like a good baseball trade, mate!

[Spanky99]

Yeah, it feels like a good baseball trade, mate!

 

Process it.

[P2F]

Process it.

 

I have in Yahoo. I'll update the spreader shortly, once I finish doing what I'm doing.

[Spanky99]

I have in Yahoo. I'll update the spreader shortly, once I finish doing what I'm doing.

 

Okay, hi-5 my loss man, lol

[Abomination]

Damn, losing Trea Turner hurts. He was off to a kickass start.

[Spanky99]

Damn, losing Trea Turner hurts. He was off to a kickass start.

 

Upton, for 3 months~

[P2F]

Process it.

 

Okay, I've now processed the pick swap on the sheet.

[P2F]

I'm going to go ahead and dump Sam Carlson now. He won't return to game action until around draft time, and there's no way I'll keep him over fresh blood, so he can make like a tree and f*** off.

[Boxcar]

Ugh, I feel sick over Chris Sale. I thought I'd get more than just one partially healthy year out of him.

[The Cats Ass]

Ugh, I feel sick over Chris Sale. I thought I'd get more than just one partially healthy year out of him.

 

Atleast you didn't trade much for him.

[Boxcar]

Atleast you didn't trade much for him.

 

I'll trade my fist to your face in a second if you don't stfu

[BTS]

My condolences Boxy.

[The Cats Ass]

I'll trade my fist to your face in a second if you don't stfu

 

No one wants to own a sexy Bluejay cornerstone anyway. Who happens to have great hair

[The Cats Ass]

Makes me think of Felix Hernandez

[BTS]

Makes me think of Felix Hernandez

 

Felix, Kershaw, Bum, Sale. It's actually sad watching all four pitch now.

[Dr. Dinger]

No one wants to own a sexy Bluejay cornerstone anyway. Who happens to have great hair

 

I actually think Bo's flow is super lame.

[BTS]

I actually think Bo's flow is super lame.

 

Are you anti-flow in general, or just in the case of Bo specifically?

[The Cats Ass]

I actually think Bo's flow is super lame.

 

Are you balding? If so these feelings may be jealousy.

 

Reminds me of a horse's mane flowing in the wind.

[Dr. Dinger]

Are you anti-flow in general, or just in the case of Bo specifically?

 

Both. So what he has long, straight hair? It's quite feminine. Why am I supposed to find this awesome?

[Dr. Dinger]

Are you balding? If so these feelings may be jealousy.

 

Reminds me of a horse's mane flowing in the wind.

 

Most of the guys who grow those flows are actually balding and that's why they grow it long. See: Syndergaard. I've just never enjoyed the aesthetic of long hair on a man.