A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[P2F]

I heard Kang chugs while driving? Can you confirm?

 

Give me your first and I will.

[Dr. Dinger]

Give me your first and I will.

 

I own Kang in BORED and I'm like 95% sure I'll just cut him heading into the waiver draft, unless we contract 2 teams and expand our keeper #.

[BTS]

I own Kang in BORED and I'm like 95% sure I'll just cut him heading into the waiver draft, unless we contract 2 teams and expand our keeper #.

 

You should be trying to sell him to spittin immediately. He just paid a likely top-5 MiLB pick for him in LoD.

[Dr. Dinger]

That's pretty insane, alright. 3B-only dude who didn't show any juice whatsoever in his comeback this year and will be 32 on opening day.

[z3r0s]

Who has a CF to trade me?

 

Would be interesting in moving Adam Eaton for a similarly risky/upsidey dude with CF.

 

Also interest in moving reclamation project Eric Thames and DL stash G Richards.

 

Could move Dee Gordon if anyone wants some SB's and versatility (might be 2B, SS, CF next year). Was the foot injury really the issue? Who knows!

[P2F]

who has a cf to trade me?

 

Would be interesting in moving adam eaton for a similarly risky/upsidey dude with cf.

 

Also interest in moving reclamation project eric thames and dl stash g richards.

 

Could move dee gordon if anyone wants some sb's and versatility (might be 2b, ss, cf next year). Was the foot injury really the issue? Who knows!

 

JBJ!

 

cf

[The Cats Ass]

Someone soon needs to make a trade.

 

I wouldn't mind shedding one of my starters. Preferably one of Jeff Samardzija, Julio Teheran, Caleb Smith. Looking for a prospect in return.

[Boxcar]

I'm looking for an SS2, 3B3 or possibly a 1B4. I have some OF3 and OF2 to deal

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm looking for an SS2, 3B3 or possibly a 1B4. I have some OF3 and OF2 to deal

 

OF3 = acceptable as your 3rd best outfielder

[The Cats Ass]

I'm looking for an SS2, 3B3 or possibly a 1B4. I have some OF3 and OF2 to deal

 

Who uses the terms 3B3 or 1B4...

[Dr. Dinger]

Who uses the terms 3B3 or 1B4...

 

I think he misunderstood something Bret Sayre wrote.

[The Cats Ass]

I think he misunderstood something Bret Sayre wrote.

 

Did he use too complex terms for Boxy?

[jays4life19]

To be fair to Boxy using a number after a position is more of a fantasy football thing. RB1, RB2, WR3, ect

[Dr. Dinger]

to be fair to boxy using a number after a position is more of a fantasy football thing. Rb1, rb2, wr3, ect

 

sp1, sp2, sp3...?

[jays4life19]

ok you win

[Boxcar]

sp1, sp2, sp3...?

 

completely different and you know it.

 

If you had 3 top tier OFs and a s***** 1B, is that different from having 2 top tier OFs, a s***** OF and a top tier 1B? It's the same thing. There's no point in labeling players this way, all the stats go to the same place. Bret Sayre just seems to not understand fantasy baseball, which is predictable since he's retarded.

[Dr. Dinger]

completely different and you know it.

 

If you had 3 top tier OFs and a s***** 1B, is that different from having 2 top tier OFs, a s***** OF and a top tier 1B? It's the same thing. There's no point in labeling players this way, all the stats go to the same place. Bret Sayre just seems to not understand fantasy baseball, which is predictable since he's retarded.

 

I think he's basically just saying "this dude would be okay as your 3rd OF, if he's your best OF, that's not good." You might be reading into it a bit too much. Most leagues don't play with a CF specific position, they just have 3 OF spots. So treating your OF like a SP rotation is analogous enough. I know you love to s*** on Sayre for anything but I don't see the ish here.

[Boxcar]

I think he's basically just saying "this dude would be okay as your 3rd OF, if he's your best OF, that's not good." You might be reading into it a bit too much. Most leagues don't play with a CF specific position, they just have 3 OF spots. So treating your OF like a SP rotation is analogous enough. I know you love to s*** on Sayre for anything but I don't see the ish here.

 

f*** you

[Laika]

Spreadsheet hasn't needed an update in a month.

 

It is time for the DDL to wake up! Who is selling off a good player?

[Boxcar]

Spreadsheet hasn't needed an update in a month.

 

It is time for the DDL to wake up! Who is selling off a good player?

 

I could use a 2B but those are hard to come by.

[Abomination]

I could use a 2B but those are hard to come by.

 

You interested in a flier on Pedroia?

[BTS]

A team that WILL finish ahead of Boxy's this year:

 

C - Ramos

1B - Votto

2B - Hernandez

3B - Moustakas

SS/2B/CF - Taylor

CF - Acuna Jr.

OF - Soto

OF - Brantley

CF - Laureano

C/3B - Astudillo

 

SP - deGrom

SP - Clevinger

SP - Happ

SP - Cahill

SP - Suarez

SP - Holland

 

RP - Minter

RP - Britton

RP - Pressly

RP - McHugh

 

 

 

Available for picks:

Ji-Man Choi

Nick Williams

C.J. Cron

Kelvin Herera

Jordan Zimmermann

Felix Pena

[Boxcar]

A team that WILL finish ahead of Boxy's this year:

 

C - Ramos

1B - Votto

2B - Hernandez

3B - Moustakas

SS/2B/CF - Taylor

CF - Acuna Jr.

OF - Soto

OF - Brantley

CF - Laureano

C/3B - Astudillo

 

SP - deGrom

SP - Clevinger

SP - Happ

SP - Cahill

SP - Suarez

SP - Holland

 

RP - Minter

RP - Britton

RP - Pressly

RP - McHugh

 

 

 

Available for picks:

Ji-Man Choi

Nick Williams

C.J. Cron

Kelvin Herera

Jordan Zimmermann

Felix Pena

 

Wow, thanks for showing me the full roster, I feel even better now.

[Boxcar]

For reference:

 

C - Cervelli/Zunino (Rays trade has me re-thinking this)

1B - Matt Olson

2B - Ben Zobrist

3B - Josh Donaldson

SS - Alex Bregman

CF - Randal Grichuk

OF - Yasiel Puig

OF - Jesse Winker

UTIL - guess I gotta fill this

 

SP - Chris Sale

SP - Ross Stripling

SP - Miles Mikolas

SP - Mike Foltyniewicz

SP - Kyle Hendricks

SP - Zach Eflin

 

RP - Felipe Vazquez

RP - Matt Barnes

 

Unsure about the rest of the relievers but should be easy enough to fill out in the draft. Dear BTS: your dumn

 

I'll also have ACE Chris Paddack up at some point.

[BTS]

For reference:

 

C - Cervelli/Zunino (Rays trade has me re-thinking this)

1B - Matt Olson

2B - Ben Zobrist

3B - Josh Donaldson

SS - Alex Bregman

CF - Randal Grichuk

OF - Yasiel Puig

OF - Jesse Winker

UTIL - guess I gotta fill this

 

SP - Chris Sale

SP - Ross Stripling

SP - Miles Mikolas

SP - Mike Foltyniewicz

SP - Kyle Hendricks

SP - Zach Eflin

 

RP - Felipe Vazquez

RP - Matt Barnes

 

Unsure about the rest of the relievers but should be easy enough to fill out in the draft. Dear BTS: your dumn

 

I'll also have ACE Chris Paddack up at some point.

 

Your offense is not going to be very good.

[Laika]

I think you mean

 

C2 - Mike Zunino

OF2 - Yasiel Puig

OF3 - Jesse Winker

[Boxcar]

Your offense is not going to be very good.

 

Is that a joke?

Bregman - top 5 batter

Winker - 130 wRC+

Puig - 130 wRC+ and moving to one of the best hitter parks in baseball

Matt Olson - probably 150 wRC+ based on BOXY

Zobrist - perfectly average - above average 2B

Donaldson - who knows but penciling him in as 130 wRC+ doesn't seem like a stretch

Grichuk - projected for a 110 wRC+ with 30 dingers which seems light given he had a 140 wRC+ in the second half and outside of a 20 wRC+ in April, was well over 100 for the rest of the year.

Cervelli - projected for a 107 wRC+ and had a 125 last season

 

No idea where you see a bad offense but might be the same thing that made you think it was a good idea to bet me.

[Boxcar]

I guess I don't have enough Nick Markakises.

[BTS]

Is that a joke?

Bregman - top 5 batter

Winker - 130 wRC+

Puig - 130 wRC+ and moving to one of the best hitter parks in baseball

Matt Olson - probably 150 wRC+ based on BOXY

Zobrist - perfectly average - above average 2B

Donaldson - who knows but penciling him in as 130 wRC+ doesn't seem like a stretch

Grichuk - projected for a 110 wRC+ with 30 dingers which seems light given he had a 140 wRC+ in the second half and outside of a 20 wRC+ in April, was well over 100 for the rest of the year.

Cervelli - projected for a 107 wRC+ and had a 125 last season

 

No idea where you see a bad offense but might be the same thing that made you think it was a good idea to bet me.

 

Bregman and a bunch of injury prone/old complementary players. I predict that the offense is bad and at the end of the year you're complaining that your team was good but you had bad luck.

[Boxcar]

Bregman and a bunch of injury prone/old complementary players. I predict that the offense is bad and at the end of the year you're complaining that your team was good but you had bad luck.

 

Ok, so no refutation. Got you.

 

Also, this coming from a guy leaning on DeGrom, Votto, Moustakas, Ramos, Britton, and Brantley is pretty rich.