A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

My healthy starting pitching is currently 50% shitballers. So please don't make fun of me, it hurts my feelings

 

Ok, I take it back. Holy s***, I can't remember a time where the pitching in FA was so barren to the point where there isn't a clear upgrade on f***ing Homer Bailey.

[Boxcar]

Will someone please trade me something for Logan Morrison. I'll look at good relievers, starters, anything pitching. Even prospects.

[Dr. Dinger]

When you stinky dicklickers get really desperate, you can come pay the piper for Andrew Miller, Dellin Betances, Felipe Rivero, and Wade Davis. Don't waste my time. At the trade deadline I'm going to play kingmaker and move multiple elite RPs to a contender for prospects and transform their bullpen in one fell swoop, so don't say I didn't warn you.

[Dr. Dinger]

If Kimbrel could stop coming in during tie games that'd be greeeeeaaaaat

 

Kela's gonna get more saves than Kimbrel dis year.

[The Cats Ass]

When you stinky dicklickers get really desperate, you can come pay the piper for Andrew Miller, Dellin Betances, Felipe Rivero, and Wade Davis. Don't waste my time. At the trade deadline I'm going to play kingmaker and move multiple elite RPs to a contender for prospects and transform their bullpen in one fell swoop, so don't say I didn't warn you.

 

I'm more interested in Sale

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm more interested in Sale

 

Under no circumstances will you be acquiring Sale for Marcell Ozuna or Charlie Blackmon, and your farm is dogshit.

[The Cats Ass]

Under no circumstances will you be acquiring Sale for Marcell Ozuna or Charlie Blackmon, and your farm is dogshit.

 

I smell a 3-way.

[Dr. Dinger]

Boxy has the prospects to get Sale but it probably wouldn't make sense for his team where it currently is.

[The Cats Ass]

Boxy has the prospects to get Sale but it probably wouldn't make sense for his team where it currently is.

 

Boxy, want Conforto? MOR OUTFIELDERS

Edited April 6, 2018 by The Cats Ass

[Dr. Dinger]

I want Bichette tho

[The Cats Ass]

I want Bichette tho

 

Bichette and who? Would Boxy deal Bichette?

[Dr. Dinger]

MacKenzie, Olson, Conforto possible pieces

[Boxcar]

Why, you saying my team isn't any good? f*** you. I'll trade who I want.

[Boxcar]

I'm also not assisting TCA in acquiring Sale.

[Dr. Dinger]

Better than mine prolly

[The Cats Ass]

I'm also not assisting TCA in acquiring Sale.

 

Okay. Wanna trade me Bichette anyways? If not, can you change your team name to Bo's Hoes.

[Dr. Dinger]

Beni is another piece I covet

[Boxcar]

Beni is another piece I covet

 

Well, by all means, continue indicating your interest while doing nothing

[The Cats Ass]

Bichette + Benintendi is too much for Boxy to give up for Sale. Benintendi + lower prospect seems more reasonable.

 

There's a lot of mileage on that arm. An arm that the scouts were concerned about from the beginning.

[Boxcar]

Bichette + Benintendi is too much for Boxy to give up for Sale. Benintendi + lower prospect seems more reasonable.

 

There's a lot of mileage on that arm. An arm that the scouts were concerned about from the beginning.

 

Thanks, pal

[Dr. Dinger]

Nah it seems about right to me. I'd throw in Adam Duvall.

[Boxcar]

Sure, just give me a sec to bend over and spread em

[jaysblue]

Starling Marte for Chris Sale.

[Dr. Dinger]

Sure, just give me a sec to bend over and spread em

 

You also need bullpen pieces...

[BTS]

Dinger, you haven't addressed the Starling Marte for Chris Sale offer you've received. It would be rude to leave jaysblue hanging.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger, you haven't addressed the Starling Marte for Chris Sale offer you've received. It would be rude to leave jaysblue hanging.

 

I already have a Victor Robles.

[Dr. Dinger]

Plus I would actually feel good about helping Boxy ascend to playoff relevance.

[Laika]

I’m getting Sale for a five piece package headlined by Kopech

 

I just need to formalize the offer

[The Cats Ass]

You should really consider Blackmon. Now that he's staying in the Rockies he's a lot more attractive asset

[Dr. Dinger]

Sending out some drunk Sale offers.