A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

Jason Heyward's two year stats:

 

243/.316/.353, 18 HR, 107 RBI, .669 OPS in 265 games.

 

lol wtf happened

 

Fastball to the melon... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dr. Dinger]

Jason Heyward's two year stats:

 

243/.316/.353, 18 HR, 107 RBI, .669 OPS in 265 games.

 

lol wtf happened

 

The next Griffey Jr

[Dr. Dinger]

Ryon Healy is the perfect Pat Tabler '90s player: .273 avrige, 25 HR, 78 ribbies... he's just a (run producer)/(baseball player)/(professional hitter)!

 

 

 

... nevermind the .304 OBP, 101 wRC+ at 1B, 0.3 WAR over a full season.

[z3r0s]

I'm playing in the final of my redraft and f*** am I glad we end our season 1 week early. This s*** is dumb!

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm playing in the final of my redraft and f*** am I glad we end our season 1 week early. This s*** is dumb!

 

Yeah there's nothing more annoying than clawing your way to the finals only to have your best players sitting most of the week because their team has either clinched or been eliminated.

[Spanky99]

I'm playing in the final of my redraft and f*** am I glad we end our season 1 week early. This s*** is dumb!

 

I'm in the 3rd place matchup, and I'm getting f***ed left and right.

[TheHurl]

my team in a very copy and paste friendly method

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNjJu3Sbv8edVipwb8GVAT9ODeh44bCOyOxeWkWucfY/edit?usp=sharing

[P2F]

my team in a very copy and paste friendly method

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNjJu3Sbv8edVipwb8GVAT9ODeh44bCOyOxeWkWucfY/edit?usp=sharing

 

Gotcha.

[z3r0s]

Oh hey, didn't see you there...

 

 

send me your f***ing rosters you jackasses

 

 

much love to those of you who have!

[Spanky99]

A waiver claim should certainly be allowed, and updated.

 

 

 

I'd have done this long ago, but...

 

 

Forgive me!

 

bump... sorry guys.

[P2F]

bump... sorry guys.

 

You're good.

[z3r0s]

ugh, Just lost my redraft league in the finals. f***ing team of all-starts hits .1944/.2660/.2897 in the final.

 

Kick in the ass isn't as much that my team blew in the final, but that I still had a chance till the final day, despite losing every offensive cat but SBs, with my pitching, but all my streamers sucked ass and Snell had a f'n 13K day and Paxton (who I didn't pick up b/c they didn't know if he would start or not till late yesterday) had a great day.

 

ugggggh, 2 fantays finals lost with 2 terrible weeks...

 

Fanatays is a cruel bitch godess

[Spanky99]

ugh, Just lost my redraft league in the finals. f***ing team of all-starts hits .1944/.2660/.2897 in the final.

 

Kick in the ass isn't as much that my team blew in the final, but that I still had a chance till the final day, despite losing every offensive cat but SBs, with my pitching, but all my streamers sucked ass and Snell had a f'n 13K day and Paxton (who I didn't pick up b/c they didn't know if he would start or not till late yesterday) had a great day.

 

ugggggh, 2 fantays finals lost with 2 terrible weeks...

 

Fanatays is a cruel bitch godess

 

You drunk, bro?

[Dr. Dinger]

I think I formatted my own Google Doc roster correctly, z, but lemme know if I f***ed it up.

[BTS]

Fantasy baseball broke poor z3r0s

[z3r0s]

You drunk, bro?

 

kinda

[Spanky99]

kinda

 

lol

[The Cats Ass]

kinda

 

Have 1 more

[KingKat]

Posted my roster.

[The Cats Ass]

Posted my roster.

 

I'll do mine right now and send to Zeros?

 

Also, when are draft lotteries going to be done?

[Laika]

Didn't we already do it?

If not, anybody can run the lottery whenever.

 

The DDL is quickly becoming a co-op league.

[Dr. Dinger]

Usually I've done it by now but I've been busy picking my ass. Someone else can pick up the mantle.

[AdamGreenwood]

Usually I've done it by now but I've been busy picking my ass. Someone else can pick up the mantle.

 

I've had haemorrhoids before too, but let me tell you, picking at it won't do any good. Just makes it worse.

I would recommend anti-inflammatory creams, and increasing fiber in your diet instead.

[BTS]

I've had haemorrhoids before too, but let me tell you, picking at it won't do any good. Just makes it worse.

I would recommend anti-inflammatory creams, and increasing fiber in your diet instead.

 

This kind of advice is why it's great to have seniors on the forum.

[Dr. Dinger]

I've had haemorrhoids before too, but let me tell you, picking at it won't do any good. Just makes it worse.

I would recommend anti-inflammatory creams, and increasing fiber in your diet instead.

 

Creams are for pussies, use a suppository like a man. A real man isn't afraid to shove a waxy pellet of medicine up his rectum.

[Pendleton]

Where am I?

[Spanky99]

Figure I'll just copy pasta this here from my Facebook...

 

FYI, Friendos... just got back from the hospital/surgeon. Legs are already 80% better than before surgery, I figured as much, also about 4 weeks ahead of schedule on recovery, got to ditch the Robo-brace a month early, so excellent news. I still have shooting pain through my spine arms and neck, leaving numbness in my Index fingers and thumbs, but that's part of the mending... I'll see him in February and move on from there, thought I'd share for those wondering, I'm one happy camper!!! Now Go Buds Go, make my day complete!!!

[BTS]

Spanky, you're going to be more machine than man soon. Good to hear you're feeling better.

[Laika]

Way 2 Go, you fekking eejit

[P2F]

That's great news, Spank! Hopefully you continue to feel better.